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Greg Doom

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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship"Mood: amused amused13 hours ago view more

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  • Greg Doom

  • 26 / Male
  • Fort Myers (what the fuck!), Florida, US
  • Last Login: Private

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Interests

  • General

    Add me on xbox live!
    .. Sweet movie parties. Drinking beers. Wii bowling league night. Heavy metal karaoke. Skateboarding. Collecting toys. Never getting enough sleep. Hot wings. Sushi getdown. Complimenting people from a moving vehicle. Stand up comedy. Networking to further sell out. Getting asked for autographs in Walmart. Cheez Nips being better than Cheez-its. Chubby girls. Squirt guns. Chicken nuggets. Hot fries. Wizards. Shamwow. The hot tub.

    Now you can stalk me and see what I'm doing whenever I update it from my twitter.

  • Music

    What I'm listening to right now. ..

  • Movies

    When I was growing up, I've watched horror movies with my mom on Saturday afternoons. Channel 11 used to have like, 3 horror movies on from noon until 7. Ever since then, I've been a horror movie fanatic.

  • Television

    I once broke up with a girl because she didn't like Seinfeld. Good riddance.

  • Books

    Most people who read Chuck Palahniuk are FUCKING INSANE.

    I do read a lot of comics, magazines, and books about creatures, ghosts, monsters, robots, and other assorted weirdies.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Alton, IL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: making shirts, telling jokes, wireless routers.
  • Income: $75,000 to $100,000

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About me:


I feel like I'm trying to sell myself to the anonymous internet masses. If you know me, you know I'm an asshole and you love me OR you know I'm an asshole and hate me.

Add me as a friend if you'd like. I like new friends. Also, I use AIM. My screen name is GONEARETHEDAYS. Holler at me, kids.



My name is Greg. I just moved to Fort Myers, Florida. I'll probably end up ripping this town in fucking half. I'm 26, but I don't feel or look it. I do stand-up comedy. If I look familiar, you've probably seen me on television.

Even Andy Milonakis thinks I'm neat.


I'm a nerd. Not a "nerds are cool now, so I'm a nerd" nerd, but a real life comic book reading, toy collecting, comic character shirt wearing, still wants to be a super hero, plays Nintendo because it's better than almost any shit that's out now, computer building/fixing nerd.

I've got around 700 action figures. Which is cool, if you're a nerd. It's creepy if you're a dumb cunt. At least I'm not a fucking drug addict. That's way worse than a house filled with plastic men. I won't go on a binge and pawn your shit to feed my toy addiction.

I don't take myself as seriously you take me. I promise.



The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Who I'd like to meet:

People that appreciate my love of all things nerdy, my love of Halloween, and crazy horror movies.


I'd also like to meet Nathaniel the fucking DANCE CHAMPION.

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