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The Dez ™
Alternative / Improv / Stand-Up
The Dez ™ Male
101 years old
Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
Mood: ninja Mood Image
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   The Dez ™'s Comedian Bio
BioShort Films, Comedy Stages, VoiceOvers on TV and radio, Theatre, Fringe Festival, 48 hour Film Project, Music Videos, you name it. See my comedy act first or see my comedy act last but see my comedy act.
Websitemyspace.com/dez_aster
InfluencesEmo Phillips, Mitch Hedberg, Woody Allen,Dave Chappelle, Don Rickles, Sam Kinison, Steven Wright, Charles Bukowski and Chuck Palahniuk
TV ShowsLast Comic Standing
"LG FUAD" Motion City Soundtrack -Featured in music video
Drinking With Ian - Guest
Kare-11 News - Interviewed by Randi Kaye on "Dimension"
Duluth TV - Night of 1000 Laughs
Films"For The Love of Pookie" by Brian Walstad - 48 Hour Film Project 2007 entry
"Final Spin" by Brian Walstad - 48 Hour Film Project 2006 entry
"Tazergun" Directed by Tucker Dryden
"Phase 9 From Deep Space" Directed by Charlie Horn
"Vera" - Short Feature directed by Brian Walstad
(Unreleased.)
"Winter Lilacs" - Stephen Gurwitz
"The City" - Feature directed by James Vogel (In Production)

    The Dez ™'s Interests
GeneralYou
MusicDj Frank Mooney, Krazy-Eyes Killah, Goat Punishment, Wycked Sceptre, Indomitable Spirit, The Ruttles, 3 Times One Minus One, Spinal Tap, Altar Boyz, Banana Splitz, Puscifier, Titannnica, Flattop and the Purple Canoes,The Partridge Family, Special Delivery, Chris Gaines
Movies

Motion City Soundtrack LG FUAD.
Coffeshop Guy 2.
Music Video available on Motion City Soundtrack's Commit This To Memory: Deluxe Edition as a video extra.

TelevisionArrested Development, Wunder Showzen, Mr. Show, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SCTV, Monty Python, Twin Peaks, Entourage, My Name is Earl, Late Night with Conan O'Brien
BooksChuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonegut, William S Burroughs, Bukowski, Anthony Burgess, Bare-Faced Messiah - The True Story of L. Ron Hubbard by Russell Miller
Heroes

From The 48 Hour Film Project 2006, a Mockumenary we churned out in a couple days. I play SAJ, the interpretive dancer.


Winter Lilacs. Jury prize winner on http://www.Dvxuser.com and http://www.dvxfest.com/lovefest

Groups: Chicago ComedyL.A. COMEDY SCENEDudes What Wanna Do Sarah Silvermani HATE hate crimes`I Hate Boys ClubLook at me! I'm a big shot comedian!San Francisco Stand Up ComedyDelinquent Records Comedy Fan Club

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     The Dez ™'s Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Hindu
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:comedian /actor/ anti-heckler attack module
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   The Dez ™'s Networking
Film - Art - Other
stand up comedy
Television - Talent - Acting
on your show, bud
Theatre - Drama - Acting
not dying anonymous is my motivation for this scene


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Motion City Soundtrack - L.G. FUAD  (view more)

Mr Show - Just in time for father's day  (view more)

Winter Lilacs Accepted into SXSW Film Festival. Austin TX  (view more)

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   The Dez ™'s Blurbs
About me:


andy erikson, University of Minnesota, Minnesota against UW-Eau Claire
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/steal...

Every time you watch this clip from my page, I get points toward winning a trip for two to the National College Comedy Finals in Aspen, CO. Steal this clip and you can earn points too.

Check out my hilarious homies~!



Minnesota Roasts Ohio State, Minnesota vs. OSU
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/steal...

Every time you watch this clip from my page, I get points toward winning a trip for two to the National College Comedy Finals in Aspen, CO. Steal this clip and you can earn points too.

Who I'd like to meet:
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~Quinnalicious~

~Quinnalicious~



Nov 7 2009 7:50 AM

Hey stranger, how you doin? It's been forever since we've talked. 
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Nov 5 2009 8:44 PM


HOSTED BY:

Chozen One Productions



WHEN:

SATURDAY -  November 7th, 2009

~ 2nd Annual "LINGERIE MASQUERADE" ~

~ CROWN J - Performing LIVE ~



WHERE:

EPIC

110 N. 5th St.

Minneapolis, MN



DESCRIPTION:

18 + to PARTY   .    LADIES FREE COVER w/ FLYER till 11pm!



CROWN J - INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR - Performing LIVE !!



SEXXIEST DRESSED IN LINGERIE WINS  $ 200 !!!

MOST CREATIVE MASK  WINS  $200 !!!



SPINNING TODAYS HOTTEST and NEWEST HIP HOP - DJ ILLUSIVE
 ( CHICAGO ) DJ PALISTINE ( MILWAUKEE )  DJ SUPA DUPA C ( MINNESOTA )



WANT TO BE A FEATURED BIRTHDAY? CELEBRATE WITH US!
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Within Dismay ( Formely Scared To Dance)

Within Dismay ( Formely Scared To Dance)



Oct 26 2009 7:25 PM

within dismay at the garage friday. get pumped
Underground Promotions

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Oct 26 2009 7:25 PM





The Raving Lyre

The Raving Lyre



Oct 26 2009 7:24 PM

You're not a leo-you are on the leo-virgo cusp-get it right haha
Brandy

Brandy



Oct 26 2009 7:24 PM

baahaha... merry christmas.


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Jul 12 2009 8:19 AM

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Jul 1 2009 3:57 PM

Hey Dez,

Thanks for the add and for checking out our latest down and dirty sleazefest!!! Jason@NFTS

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Jul 1 2009 3:57 PM

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Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Jun 8 2009 9:09 PM






Brandy

Brandy



Jun 5 2009 7:43 AM

what a douchified pic comment i left you!
sorry, was fucked the fuck up; i deleted it.

um, miss ur voice. ringring...
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The Spent .50’s



May 30 2009 12:55 PM

Two great shows this weekend!

Friday night at Club Underground with Twin Cities rockabilly hero's The Reckless Ones,Vinca! and Chicago's punk rock warlords Dead Town Revival

www.myspace.com/deadtownrevival

www.myspace.com/vincarock

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Then Saturday night All Ages at Eclipse Records in St. Paul with Chicago's Dead Town Revival and The Blacklist along with Hellcat Records' band Static Thought

www.myspace.com/theblacklistrockband

www.myspace.com/staticthought

See you all out on the town this weekend!

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May 15 2009 8:28 PM






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May 10 2009 7:51 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend

Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes.


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Jackson?

Jackson McBrayer



Apr 27 2009 8:42 AM

Bro check out my rooftop set complete with beeps LOL
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/watch/JacksonMcbrayerRegional
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Mar 19 2009 5:34 PM




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Mar 26 2009 6:58 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Comedy of the Week.
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Mar 16 2009 9:22 PM

PRESS RELEASE

ART OPENINGS - GALLERIES

Saturday March 21st
@ Spring Street Tavern's Gallery Section
355 N.E. Monroe St.
Minneapolis, MN 55413
612.627.9123
7:00PM - 10PM

People, Places, Dogs and a Cat
Photography by Marc Bowen

Come and join area photographer Marc Bowen as he hosts a rare exhibit of his work.
This show is a retrospective of his ongoing love of B&W photography. On exhibit
will be portraits and city scenes taken over the last 30 years, including recent images
of Paris. Appreciate Marc's strong compositions and classic style. You should recognize some local artists that have posed for his lens over the years. Stop in for some wine and good company and say hi to Marc, he would love to see you this Saturday starting at 7PM.
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Mar 11 2009 11:34 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our Video of the Week.
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Brandy

Brandy



Mar 7 2009 10:03 PM

pick up the phone and ring a bitch!
Faith Assembly

Faith Assembly



Mar 6 2009 2:43 AM

Hi there Greg, funny story that. I'm glad you enjoyed the CD.
Even coming from a weird guy in a skirt!
Amber Norell [Film] ;)

Amber Norell



Feb 28 2009 5:54 AM

haha hopefully on the big screen some day lol
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Feb 26 2009 1:28 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice fo rComedy of the Week.
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John Brown

john brown



Feb 25 2009 8:56 AM

Show your tits
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