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101) June 1, 2009 - "Do you have AIDS? (person replies 'No!') Do you want them?" - Submitted by Kaitlyn
100th Pick Up Line!!! 100) March 24, 2009 - "Are you an airplane? Because you're making my heart take off." Submitted by Hi!!ary
99) March 11, 2009 - "How did such a nice girl like you end up in a dirty mind like mine?" Submitted by Katelin
98) March 2, 2009 - "I'm like a rubik's cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get." Submitted by TJ Marsh
97) February 18, 2009 - "Is there a rainbow? Becuase you're the treasure I've been searching for." Submitted by Juliaaa!
96) February 17, 2009 - "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!" Submitted by Cassandra
95) February 12, 2009 - "Grenade Jumper told me I had to test run all their groupies." Submitted by Reid
94) February 7, 2009 - "Your body is made up of 70% water and baby, I'm thirsty!" Submitted by Brittany Marie
93) February 5, 2009 - "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes." Submitted by KJ
92) February 4, 2009 - "Baby, life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless." Submitted by Lorena
91) January 28, 2009 - "Save water, shower with me." -Submitted by Kayla!
90) January 27, 2009 - "Be unique and different, say yes." - Submitted by KJ
89) January 20, 2009 - "Do you work at Subway? Cuz you're making me a footlong!" - Submitted by Becky
88) January 19, 2009 - "Nice legs... What time do they open?" - Submitted by Chad
87) January 1, 2009! - "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way!" - Submitted by Marina and Brittany
86) December 31, 2008 - "You like sleeping?! Me too! We should do it together sometime!" Submitted by Emily
85) December 30, 2008 - "That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap next to my bed!" - Submitted by Marina and Brittany
84) December 17, 2008 - "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" - Submitted by Jamie
83) December 14, 2008 - "Hey I think someone farted, you wanna get out of here?" - Submitted by Chad Eastham by way of Jamie
82) December 8, 2008 - "Let's play 'Titanic'! I'll yell 'Iceberg Ahead' and you can go down!" - Submitted by Facebook
81) December 5, 2008 - "Hey baybay, can I get yo' jersey... as in your name and number?!" - Submitted by Crimson
80) December 4, 2008 - "I'll bet you $20 that we don't have sex tonight..."
79) November 26, 2008 - "Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!" - Submitted by Jarred From Subway
78) November 25, 2008 - "If you were a crayon, you'd be REDiculously hot!"
77) November 15, 2008 - "Hey, do you know which way the gym is?"
76) November 14, 2008 - "If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
75) November 4, 2008 - "The back of yo' head look REDDDICALUS!" - Submitted by Darrell (Pronounced Da-rel)
74) November 2, 2008 - "Hey, I've got a big test tomorrow in Health Class... will you help me practice CPR?"
73) October 26, 2008 - "Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa EXACTLY what i want for Christmas?"
72) October 16, 2008 - "You're so damn hot you MUST be the real reason for global warming!" - Submitted by Kayla Renae
71) October 13, 2008 - "Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got 'fine' written all over you!"
70) October 8, 2008 - "Is your last name Campbell? Cuz you look Mmmm Mmmm Good!" - Submitted by Aleshanee
69) October 5, 2008 - "I've got the F, the C, and the K... now all I need is you!" - Submitted by Kelsey
68) October 3, 2008 - "Let's play carpenter... first we'll get hammered, then I nail you!" - Submitted by Holly
67) October 2, 2008 - "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" - Submitted by Holly
66) September 29, 2008 - "If you were a new burger at McDonalds, you'd be called the McGorgeous!" - Submitted by Trapped.in.Wonderland
65) Septmeber 28, 2008 - "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" - Submitted by Brieana2
64) September 27, 2008 - "For one low price, all of this can be yours!" - Submitted by Hannah
63) September 24, 2008 - "If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together!"
62) September 23, 2008 - "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
61) September 21, 2008 - "Do you like water? *replying yes* Well then you already like 70% of my body!" - Submitted by Sara!
60) September 17, 2008 - "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!" - Submitted by Kayla Renae
59) September 10, 2008 - (As you drop your pants) "This isn't the dressing room!"
58) September 9, 2008 - "Good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz I'm checkin' you out!" - Submitted by Kristin
57) September 3, 2008 - "Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up." - Submitted by Valeri
56) August 24, 2008 - "I hope you have a license, because your looks are driving me crazy!"
55) August 23, 2008 - "You must be in the wrong place... the Miss Universe contest is over there!"
54) August 22, 2008 - "Someone farted... lets get out of here." - Submitted by Jarret of FFG
53) July 30, 2008 - "If you were my guitar, I would take everything off but your G-string" - Brett
52) July 29, 2008 - "Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like to?" - Submitted by Julian
51) July 28, 2008 - "My puppy just ran into that cheap motel room, will you help me find him?" -Jason Fassler and Lindsey Mair
50) July 22, 2008 - "Were you're parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes!" - Submitted by Ronald Suzuki
49) July 18, 2008 - "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to ALL my prayers!" - Submitted by Skrub
48) July 17, 2008 - "Can I see your shirt tag?" *Check Tag* "Just as I thought... made in Heaven!" - Submitted by The 'Other' Theresa
47) July 14, 2008 - "You must be Mickey cuz you're so fine!" -Submitted by Katie
46) July 13, 2008 - "You're not Jasmine, but I can show you a whole new world."
45) July 11, 2008 - "I've got a boner" - Submitted by McLovin
44) July 10, 2008 - "I lost my teddy-bear... can i sleep with you instead?" - Submitted by Nina
43) July 4, 2008 - "Lets go have a firework show... in bed!" - Submitted by Anna Marie
42) July 3, 2008 - "Baby, if you were dinner, I'd have seconds!" - Submitted AND Tested by Stephi
41) July 1, 2008 - "No wonder why the sky is so gray! God must've put all the blue in your eyes."
40) June 30, 2008 - "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
39) June 25, 2008 - "They say I'm a good DJ, but when I saw you, my heart skipped a beat!" - Submitted by Chris
38) June 24, 2008 - "I lost my number... can i have yours?" - Submitted by Nina
37) June 23, 2008 - "Did you have Lucky Charms today? Because you're looking magically delicious!" - Submitted by Sydney
36) June 22, 2008 - "Hey baby, are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!" - Submitted by EJ and Brennen
35) June 20, 2008 - "Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me crazy!" - Submitted by Sydney
34) June 19, 2008 - "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?" - Submitted by Robbie of MM
33) June 18, 2008 - "I'm in a band, let me rock your world"
32) June 17, 2008 - "Do you sleep on your stomach?... Can I?" - Submitted by Katherine
31) June 16, 2008 - "If you were a McDonalds burger, you'd be McGorgeous!"
30) June 13, 2008 - "Not gunna lie, I really wanna have sex with you" - Submitted by Anthony
29) June 12, 2008 - "I wanna be on you" - Submitted by Ron Burgundy
28) June 10, 2008 - "Can you point me towards the gym?"
27) June 7, 2008 - "You Legal?" - Submitted by Adam
26) June 6, 2008 - "Today's word is 'Legs'... Shall we go home and spread the word?" - Submitted by Noal
25) June 5, 2008 - "Lets make a porno, but not tape it!" - Submitted by Adam
24) June 4, 2008 - "Excuse me, are you a fisherman? Cuz you sure caught my eye!" - Submitted by Becky
23) June 3, 2008 - "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm really sexy, and so are you!"
22) June 2, 2008 - "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
21) May 31, 2008 - "Wanna play pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up."
20) May 27, 2008 - "If you were a lazer, you'd be set on 'stunning!'"
19) May 26, 2008 - "WOW... I am no longer gay."
18) May 25, 2008 - "I just bought a new bed, lemme show you it!"
17) May 24, 2008 - "That dress is AWFUL... Take it off immediately!"
16) May 21, 2008 - "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!"
15) May 20, 2008 - "Do you have a Band-Aid? I seem to have scraped my knee falling for you!"
14) May 19, 2008 - "I've only got 3 months to live..." - Submitted by Katherine
13) May 16, 2008 - "I'm with the band..." - (Matt's Personal Favorite) - Submitted by Felecia
12) May 15, 2008 - "I've got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?" - Submitted by DJ
11) May 11, 2008 - Nerd Edition - "If I were your enzyme, I'd be a DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes!"
10) May 10, 2008 - "Pardon me miss, you just dropped something... My jaw!" - Submitted by Miss California National Teenager 2007
9) May 9, 2008 Weekend Special - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together" - Submitted by Sumanji
"I wish i was a fly swatter, cuz you're SUPA FLY" - Submitted by *Whistle*
8) May 8, 2008 - "If you were homework, I'd do you on my desk." - Submitted by The Public
7) May 7, 2008 - "Hurry! My mom says that if I don't have a date by tonight, she's putting me up for adoption!"
6) May 5, 2008 - "Do you do karate? Cuz damn girl, your body's kickin'!"
5) May 4, 2008 - "I'll bet you my tongue can beat up your tongue..."
4) May 2, 2008 - "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"
3) May 1, 2008 - "There's this sweet new movie I wanna go see, and my mom says i can't go alone, so..."
2) April 30, 2008 - "I'm gunna go upstairs and makeout... care to join me?"
1) April 28, 2008 - "Girl, you're so sweet, you'd make Hershey's go outta business!"

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