Greta the Bass Player
Greta the Bass Player Yep, I'm a Crazy Cat Lady™. My cats? They're C-R-A-Z-Y!

Female
100 years old
NYC and BITCHMOND, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 8/14/2009
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    Greta the Bass Player's Interests
GeneralRock music, power tools, dark chocolate, real estate, and LOLCATS!!!! Also conspiracy theories and gardening.
MusicI have played or recorded with lots of people. This is a list of everybody I can think of right now (red type is clickable links):

Wasted Talent was my very first band. One cassette album called "Self Rule"
2000 Maniacs was my second band. One cassette album which was re-released on VICIOUS CIRCLE records, which also re-released the Unseen Force LP!
Unseen Force's 1985 LP, "In Search of the Truth", is now out on Vicious Circle as a CD with a ton o' extra goodies!
I toured with Moby for over 3 years. We went literally around the world TWICE! Woot!
Debbie Harry Band
L7 (I recorded on the "Beauty Process" album)
Pigface (One song on the "Easy Listening" album)
Supla is one of my favorite people and bandmates EVAH!
4 Walls Falling (I was their first bassist)
Kal Kan was VEERRRY influenced by the Butthole Surfers; but I didn't realize it at the time.
Hurly Gurlies was an all girl band featuring Fenderella
Cock Rockers
That's It
Dead Blind Gone
Cartel
Flail-o
Burst Into Flames
Letch Patrol
The Squeeze Box Band
Skinwalkers
Phoebe Legere
Ancel and the Electric Church
Paxton
The Toilet Boys
Lunachicks (one show when Squid was unavailable)
Coyote Shivers
Michael Moon
Brian Kelly
Quinn and the Eskimos
Julian Schnabel
Psychotica
Jayne County
Bebe Buell
Johnny Fayva
The Nuns
Lucid Nation
Atomizer (my own band, ended in tears and hatred)
Automatic Slim
Lisa Ellis
SP (just one show)
Maya (AKA Mother Goddess)
Antony
Sherry Vine
Temptress
Thelonious Monster (one show when their bassist wasn't there)
Damage Manual (only got to play one show, the rest of the tour was cancelled)
Hanzel und Gretyl (only a couple of shows, then their original bassist came back)
Patrick Phelan

Have I forgotten anybody? Drop me a line and remind me!
TelevisionYes, as a matter of fact I have been on Letterman twice, Leno twice, Conan once, and SNL once, thanks for asking. Leno is the only host who comes around to the green room and shakes everybody's hand and says hello, therefore he is my favorite!
Groups: RICHMOND!Richmond Moving Image Co-Op

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     Greta the Bass Player's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Bassist , Carpenter, Crafty-type



Greta the Bass Player is spending most of her time over on Facebook lately, but that may not last, as shitty as that site is. C'mon over and be added, though! Posted at 7:26 PM Mar 28, 2009
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   Greta the Bass Player's Blurbs
About me:
I am a bass player and carpenter. As a bass player, I have been lucky to go all the way around the world, TWICE, mostly with the MOBY band. As a carpenter, I spent the winter after Katrina in New Orleans. Kind of hard to believe that we have a third-world country right here in the U. S. of A!

Quirk-and-phobia wise, I have a mild issue about phones, and I have to be in just the right frame of mind to call somebody back or even pick up when they call! I apologize to all my friends who wonder why I never call them back, it's not personal, I promise.
I am also the opposite of claustrophobic...claustrophilic? I LIKE to be in small closed spaces, and too much open space makes me nervous.

I have so much antispam stuff on my computer that I cannot see your video, hear your MP3, or sometimes even see that I have new e-mail!

I read maps for fun...especially antique ones. Yes, I'm a librarian trapped in the body of a rock musician!

I like spiders 'n' snakes, but ticks really creep me out, and I can't STAND the sound of styrofoam rubbing on, well, ANYTHING.

And now the whole world knows ALL my most INNERMOST secrets!

I am in THIS MOVIE (click on red type) for about 30 seconds. If you were in a band or into Hardcore from 1980-85, you will like the film. A million interviews and plenty o' live footage too!

I am in THIS BOOK(click on red type) which just came out. Martin is on an endless tour to promote it, and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you check out his free seminar if he comes to your town. He was just here in Richmond, Power Point and all, and put on an entertaining and thought-provoking presentation!

If you really want the whole story of me, me, me, please go to my WEBSITE(click on red type) , which will tell you more than you ever wanted to know, and also has one million pictures!

And I'm keeping my "friends" down to 120 people (three pages), so if I haven't played in a band with you, done drugs with you, promoted shows with you, dated you, or you used to practise in my basement, then I will not be adding you. Especially if your page takes more than 10 seconds to finish loading, or gives me seizures. However, you're welcome to go over and be added to MY METAL AND PUNK PAGE!
Who I'd like to meet:

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 Supla 


 Heavy B. Studios 


 Metal Pete 


 the invisible kid 


 Daniel 


 Tony Slug 


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Tony Slug

Tony slug



Jul 6 2009 5:56 AM

All this time I really thought your profile picture was actually a disco ball !

Damn I SO need new glasses.
Zoe von Doll (SW7)

Zoe von Doll (SW7)



May 20 2009 7:08 AM

Oh Greta, we're planning cross country trip and I was thinking it'd be great if we can see you before Tony goes back. Im driving from Seattle to freaking Boston already so whats a few extra days, ya know??
Leland

Leland



May 3 2009 11:59 PM

Yay!!
Zoe von Doll (SW7)

Zoe von Doll (SW7)



Apr 24 2009 3:47 AM

FaceHOOKR.

It's more colorful on MySpace.

Ya know what I'm sayin...keeps depression at bay for when it rains.

Yeah I'm laughin by myse-elf.
DJ Mr. Bill

William Tanksley



Apr 18 2009 6:41 PM

OMG! I'm in the sh*thouse now...

Happy (belated) Birthday, Greta!

*kiss on cheek*

Yours always,
-bill
Sour Milk Sea

Sour Milk Sea



Apr 5 2009 8:42 PM

once again...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Sour Milk Sea

Sour Milk Sea



Apr 5 2009 8:42 PM

once again...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Zoe von Doll (SW7)

Zoe von Doll (SW7)



Mar 15 2009 5:21 PM

What are you doin in NYC?? Hangin out with Moby and Debbie Harry??

Rockstar.

You and Tony should make a record:D

Will you get Mobys autograph for me? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Daniel

Daniel



Feb 28 2009 3:07 AM

annihilation annihilation annihilation....
destruction destruction destruction....
Tony Slug

Tony slug



Feb 19 2009 10:41 AM

When are we going to record some righteous shit Greta ? Come on. We've known each others 25 years, it's part of the 40+ cross-fertilisation plan.
DJ Mr. Bill

William Tanksley



Jan 31 2009 6:01 AM

Yeaha Greta!

Happy (belated) New Year.

Things can only get better. I hope.

-djmrbill
DJ Mr. Bill

William Tanksley



Jan 31 2009 5:17 AM

Heya Greta... holla back.

Facebook(?) You?!!
gonzalo silva

gonzalo silva



Jan 28 2009 2:06 PM

i dig your profile gretA. says a lot with little.
less is more, hardcore! claustrophilic all the way.

best,
g

see you on the L
Zoe von Doll (SW7)

Zoe von Doll (SW7)



Jan 14 2009 6:54 AM

So what youre tryinh to say isa that youre basically a crazy cat lady?

Nothin wrong with that:)

Come visit us!!
Tony Slug

Tony slug



Jan 3 2009 9:33 AM

I finally found a local band that I totally like : ARTIMUS MAXIMUS, those guys rock ASS and are HELLA PISSED OFF at everything and more !!! Their album is a fucking total blast of negativity and hilarious shit with songs like "Steve Irwin" (shouldn't play with stingrays)
Brigitte

Brigitte Truman



Jan 2 2009 6:36 PM

I'm glad you like the card. :-)

Happy 2009 to you as well. May this be a very good year for you.

Hugs,

BT
Brigitte

Brigitte Truman



Dec 30 2008 6:57 AM

Hi, Greta.

I hope you had/have a wonderful holiday season.

I cannot believe it is almost 2009. Time flies, indeed.

Happy New Year, Greta.

BT :-)
Tony Slug

Tony slug



Dec 29 2008 1:54 AM

OK OK I CHANGED IT !!!
Zoe von Doll (SW7)

Zoe von Doll (SW7)



Dec 27 2008 6:47 PM

Yay!!

Mucho kisses lady.
Doc

Doc



Dec 24 2008 3:06 AM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Greta!
Kit

Kit



Dec 22 2008 6:56 PM

I just saw this DVD called "American Hardcore" on sale for $9.90 while I was waiting on line at Duane Reade... I had some vague idea that it existed & might have RVA people in it, but I didn't realize you were in it!
BLOODY CRACKDOWN

BLOODY CRACKDOWN



Dec 3 2008 10:54 PM

Steve Payne called. He needs us to roadie the MOTT THE HOOPLE gig @ Innsbrook. -JK! ...Thanks for the add. ...You should fire up the Duster, & come see my crib sometime. I'm right next door to the VA hospital. How convieniant is that?!?
The Rabbit

The Rabbit



Nov 30 2008 6:01 PM

Did you think that was wine?
Stephanie

Stephanie



Nov 14 2008 3:14 PM

Oh no! Did Tommy infect you with kittens?
Cassandra

Cassandra



Oct 27 2008 1:05 PM

Greta, I just realized that your kitties are really Cottillion girls in disguise...when you shorten their names, they are Missy and Sissy. I would suggest a whole lot of Henry Rollins to take the edge off...
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