G.L.S.M. are
A bunch of five ruggedly, rugged blokes who live and die by the musical sword.
They perform energetic live rock with the sadistic glee of a child who pulls wings of flies, smashing the world of sound in their ongoing fight against silence.
Although political, G.L.S.M very rarely read the papers, watch the news or even care.
Sometimes they dont even vote, or bother to breath.
They like long walks on the beach with hot chicks.
GWyll Guitar Likes chicks and wrestles alligators.
Dr Clank Guitar Likes chicks and swims with stingrays.
Hadrian Vile Bass Likes chicks and snakes on planes.
J.K.O Drums Likes chicks and trapping grizzly bears
Stoat D Vocals Likes chicks and taxidermy.
Apolitically Militant Pacifist Assassins of Rock and Roll.
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Hey Richard and the boys - Just thought we'd let you know we are part of the 'Ultimate Metal Tribute' lineup for the upcoming night at Kings Arms in Auckland on Saturday 8th September. Come along if your free! Maskara (playing all the classic 80s Hard Rock /Hair Metal set of bands like Motley Crue, Skid Row, Def Leppard, The Cult, Kiss, Alice Cooper, Guns n Roses etc...) on at 8:45pm, AC/DC tribute with stage props & a Cannon (!) at 10:30pm, and Metallica tribute at 12am -their last show ever performing Metallica songs. Doors open from 7:30pm $10 each on door... Cheers! ~MASKARA . RIP PEACE FARMFEST!!!
Heya boys, Gonna try and arrange an evening to go and check out my function room for my 21st come along ALL OF YOU to see it and please start writing my song or there will be trouble and I'll walk poo through your house and unleash the BUGS on you!!! OOOOHHHHHHH u have been warned!
thank you for your offer of help. please send twelve red corvettes and one helicoputer to my office. and one smorgasbord of indian dishes. this is so kind of you !
can i make a music video for nose and glue? i am competing against quail who can make a music video by wednesday. and your song is a good one for me to make.
