The new and only TAXIDERMIST was found in March 2009 after a long search for the right members.
Thor "squirrel grinder" searched in the land of gore for some animals that he can stuff and found a "General" who helped him.
After a short walk they found a "Wolf" who was eager to rape a little rotten deer. Thor took the gun and wanted to shoot him, but then the "Wolf" said to him: "Please don’t kill me! I heard that you need a bass player in your porn gore band and when you don't shoot me, I will play the bass in your band and rape the deer on stage."
The "General" looked at Thor and said: “Great!!! When he will play the bass, I will play the guitar."
TAXIDERMIST was ready to start!!!
"Fuck! We need a drummer", they said. So Thor started to search for the perfect one. After a short time a big old "Bunny" crossed Thor's way and asked him what he is searching for. Thor told him that he needs a drummer for a porn animal gore grind band.
The "Bunny" looked at Thor and said: “I can play the drums but I’m too old and my battery is empty, so I'm sorry.”
But Thor took him to his home and told the others that he found a "Bunny" with an old battery who can play the drums.
“NO WOLF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED THE RAPE THE BUNNY !!!!!!!”
Thor said to "Hr. General" and "Wolf": “Hold the "Bunny down!”, and he put a new GORE-ACELL battery in the "Bunny’s" ass! Now the "Bunny" was fast as hell again and TAXIDERMIST is now ready to rape your tiny hairy little asses!
WATCH OUT FOR THE ANIMAL PORN GORE YOU CAN'T IGNORE!!!!!
Taxidermist live @ Escape Metalcorner, Vienna - 16.5.2009
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Am 30.01.10 (Samstag) werden wir die schwedischen Gore/Grind Veteranen REGURGITATE für eine Exklusivshow nach Wien ins Escape Metalcorner holen! Wir präsentieren damit die Österreich-Premiere dieser seit 1990 existierenden Band, welche mit Recht zu einer der einflussreichsten Bands der Goregrind- und Grindcore-Szene gezählt wird. Wir freuen uns sehr, quasi ein Stück Grindcore-Musikgeschichte nach Wien zu bringen, und euch damit wohl den Höhepunkt der bisherigen Frogsandpigs Konzerte anbieten zu können!
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