Utterly destroying the world and cute lil' kitty cats.
Music
is a crude form of mind control.
Movies
Old Boy, Ed Wood, Unforgiven, Shadow of a Doubt, Psycho, RoboCop, Contact, Show Girls, Ichi the Killer, A Clockwork Orange, Battle Royale, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, JSA, Cry Baby, Homeward Bound, Babe 2 Pig in the City
Television
I don't care for television. I have one but it doesn't get a single channel. This bothered me for about two days and I was about to go buy rabbit ears. Then I realized that life is much better without that noisy, condescending garbage. I didn't buy the rabbit ears and I'm not going to. Fuck television. If you watch it, you're inferior. And you probably know that. So now you're weak too. Congrats.
Books
Stand on Zanzibar, John Wyndham, The Odyssey, Dandelion Wine, Snow Crash, Calculating God, The New York Trilogy, Les Miserables, The Third Reich, The Fountainhead, The Shining, Coyote Kings of the Spaceage Bachelor Pad, Lost Dogs, The Man in the High Castle, Hominids Trilogy, George Orwell, Camp Concentration, I Am Legend, Oscar Wilde, Alice in Wonderland, Shockwave Rider, The Hacker and The Ants, Foundation Trilogy, Ray Vukevich, Cities of the Red Night, Schismatrix, Robot - Hans Morovec, Blood Music, The Scientists, The Making of the Atomic Bomb, The Selfish Gene, Battle Royale, A Clockwork Orange, A Chimp in the Family, A History of Corporal Punishment, People of the Deer, Ghost Wars, Godel Escher Bach, The Demon Haunted World, The Satryicon, We 3, New Scientist, The Invisible Man, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, The Hydrogen Economy, Gangs of New York, Gangs of Chicago, Childhood's End, 253, Bomb the Suburbs, Kingdom of the Wicked, The Tailor of Panama, London, Sarum, A Movable Feast, Time Must Have a Stop, The End of Time, The Emporer's New Mind,
I write ultra violence and science fiction. I'm very occasionally paid very little for the SF and never for the UV. I generally earn money by mixing drinks for the bourgeoisie.
I keep a blog at The Grumpy Owl
I also have a menagerie full of winged apes, lion-headed ostriches, gryphon-headed eagles and other bizarre curiosities that will excite the imagination and purge the spleen. But I never show this to anyone as it upsets the creatures and turns them totally off their pickled eggs.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who is not in a band.
KEVIN BLECHDOM - NEW ALBUM !!! OUT NOW !!!! OMG !!!
GENTLEMANIA!! GENTLEMANIA!! GENTLEMANIA!! GENTLEMANIA!!
An acoustic album chock full of palpitating love songs.
Kevin Blechdom plays piano and sings.
Available NOW on Sonig and on iTunes.
www.itunes.com/kevinblechdom/gentlemania
you have a great page! did i tell you about the free ringtones you can get? listening to those ringtones will make your penis larger. and with that larger member you will enjoy the cool sounds of my band. and my band is full of sexy singles just waiting for a person like you! and those people can make your myspace background totally awesome! did i mention the free ipod?
anyways, happy 19 days after your birthday!
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
