All of it. Living Sacrifice, Dredg, The Chieftans, Allison Krauss, Norma Jean, Five Iron Frenzy, Stavesacre, Killswitch Engage, Miles Davis (Kind of Blue), Throwdown, Jurassic 5, Maylene, In Flames, L.A. Symphony, Mastodon, Lamb Of God, Children Of Bodom, Madball, DROPKICK MURPHYS, Cush, Flogging Molly, Black Eyed Peas, Soilwork, Nodes Of Rainvier, Dodgin Bullets, XDiscipleX A.D., Nickle Creek, Celebrity, Mnemic, Dead By Sunday (R.I.P), Tribe Called Quest, The Streets, Sensfield, As I Lay Dying, No Innocent Victim, The Vandals, Colson (R.I.P.), Driving The Stake (R.I.P.)
Movies
The Boondock Saints, Tombstone, The Big Lebowskie, Way Of The Gun, Suicide Kings, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, XMen, The Usual Suspects, Dumb & Dumber, Goodfellas, Heat, Red Dawn, Silverado, Star Wars, Indiana Jones.
Television
Any hockey game, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Dave Chappelle, Lost, Looney Toons, Comedy Central, History Channel, Discovery Channel, A&E, Law & Order.
Books
Michael Langford's A Series of Unfortunate Kicks to the Nuts. OR "Floister Bowelwidth's A Series Of Unfortunate Kicks to the Enchanted Gummy Stones (Book 1: The Hairy Sack of Randy Pan's Magic)". It pretty much writes itself.
Seriously, Blue Like Jazz, Searching for God knows what, To Own A Dragon...all by Donald Miller.
Heroes
My Mom, My Grandfather, (R.I.P) And My Good Friends Eddie Koski (R.I.P) & Ben Moses (R.I.P.) "And there's one less." I will love you and think of you forever my friends. Also Batman.
About me:
Spent about 3 years playing rockstar, even though I've never been in band. Currently living a real dudes life working for Pepsi and living in the small South Dakota town I grew up in. Had a fantastic time touring and appreciate everything the bands did for me and the great friends that I made while working for or with them. Had most fun working for Finnish Death & Rollers and brothers, Children Of Bodom. Also toured with Chimaira, Unearth, Madball, Soilwork, Mnemic, P.O.D., & Trivium, on various tours that included In Flames, Walls Of Jericho, Misery Signals, Full Blown Chaos, Amon Amarth, Hypocrisy, Dark Tranquility, Throwdown, Fear Factory, Lamb Of God, Blindside, Devil Driver, Zao, Lacuna Coil, Hazen Street, God Forbid, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Bleeding Through, Terror, Animosity & everyone that was on Ozzfest '06. Not name droppin, just sending out love to those who took good care of me and treated me like a friend and/or brother...well most of them. I love hockey, guinness, music and I'm the funniest guy you will ever meet, just ask Ryan Rado.
Who I'd like to meet: Can't understand why it would matter.
hahahahah i know they were the best. jansen first left his myspace up so me and ana did his then ana left hers so up i got her then i walked away from the computer for a little and she did one to me haha. i love the fuck out of you nigger too.
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them...'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --
PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here..
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
THIS IS GOOD .........
The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'
LOL matthew you're "shipping up to boston" for st. pat's day. it sounds fun but the way you said it and when i read it just sounded like you were going to put yourself in a ups box, put stamps on and head out...just thought i'd let you in on the laugh i just had...have fun!!
your page is really difficult and it makes me mad. anyways since you dont seem to be very good with answering texts im going to try and communicate with you on here. you really really really really really really really really really should come to lamb of god with me. 1. your getting old and you said you would take me to a lamb of god show so its now or never! 2. who knows how long these bands are going to be around(well you probably do since you know them personally...)and i NEED to see them before they are done 3. i miss you alot!!!!!!!! 4. im thinking that maybe if you go to a show youll want to go back to touring and then ill come with you and be the happiest person alive!!!! haha
i realized i never answered u...sorry i suck at the whole myspace thing...i am fabulous though! just workin n goin 2 school to get my RN license, plus somewhere in there i find time for my fiance...how the heck have u been? u gonna take ur shot w/ me b4 i go get hitched or what man? haha
