guntherjosefrank

About me:

I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday! I've been round the world fourteen times, to 12 county fairs, five superbowls, 13 dead shows, 1 world war, and a goat seduction and I'm sure you have checked out gunthernet.com what else is there to say! I also take a lot of pictures! I know photographers are a dime a dozen these days! since all you have to do to take a picture is push a button................ ....but I am special! damn it!!.... at least that's what a lot of people tell me, otherwise I would have found a new hobby, like playing video games or collecting diseases or public masturbation. O.K. that might be B.S but you know what every single motivational speaker says, "create the illusion (of perfection of course) and the reality will eventually follow but I have been taking pictures since I was a chitlin so it's too late for me to quit. sometimes people even tell me that I take pictures like a salty ol' sailor. yes I have a sail boat and yes I broke the mast in half and I also sank it and I also lost the rudder but it was benjamins fault, and now I broke the keel in half. what else is there? If you like my pictures and would like to have me take pictures of you, your band, your party, your artwork your wedding or any other type of spectacle, or even your maggot collection, send me a message. I will give you a really good deal! you can check out some samples of my pictures at this link. http://www.flickr.com/photos/guntherjosefrank/sets/>