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Gus Tawse
Stand-Up / Musical Comedy / General
"You’re twisting my melons man. You know you talk so hip man you’re twisting my melons man."

Male
30 years old
Aberdeen,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/3/2008
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    Gus Tawse's Interests
GeneralPlaying football (in goal so I don't have to run about anymore), going to the gym, reading autobiographies, watching films, watching The Simpsons, playing Football Manager.
MusicI like a wide range of music from Sinatra to Kanye West, but I love 80s music.
MoviesAll-time favourites include Star Wars (even the newer ones), Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Hustler, Taxi Driver, Deer Hunter, Dumb n Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, Escape to Victory. I love this film I saw once about a taxi driver who found a briefcase full of money in the back of his cab and decided to keep it, even though the money belonged to a gangster who then chased him across America to get it back, killing those who got in his way. He eventually caught up with the taxi driver and tortured him to try to find out where the money was. The taxi driver got away and lived happily ever after. I haven't a clue what it's called, and even Joe Heenan has never heard of it.
TelevisionMatch Of The Day, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Heroes, Family Guy, Still Game, Fall Guy, Life On Mars, Shameless, Without A Trace.
BooksAutobiographies - I enjoyed Frank Skinner, Barry Cryer, Midge Ure, Alex Ferguson. I was slightly disappointed by Bruce Forsyth, Boy George and Kenneth Williams.
HeroesIt's brilliant. Hiro Nakamura is my favourite

     Gus Tawse's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Aberdeen
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Driver
Income:Less than $30,000

   Gus Tawse's Schools
Kincorth Academy
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
 

1989 to 1995


   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 16 2008 9:00P
State Bar Glasgow
Oct 3 2008 8:30P
Royal British Legion Banchory

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   Gus Tawse's Blurbs
About me:
I am 29, born in Aberdeen, lived there ever since. I have a beautiful daughter called Caitlin who I see as often as I can. During the day, I deliver fish throughout Scotland. Besides the smell of fish. it's an enjoyable job and it gives me plenty of time to think. However I'd rather not be doing it in thirty years time. That's basically why I started doing comedy. It looks like the greatest job in the world and I fancy a piece of the action! I've been doing stand-up since March 2005, and have been making steady progress ever since. I gig throughout Scotland and I run and compere a monthly comedy night in Aberdeen. My hard work was rewarded when I finished 3rd in Scottish Comedian Of The Year 2007.

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Who I'd like to meet:
In no particular order - Billy Connolly, Kenny Dalglish, Diego Maradona, Samuel L Jackson, Frank Skinner, Chris Rock, Larry David, Amanda Donohoe, Darth Vader.

   Gus Tawse's Friend Space (Top 15)
Gus Tawse has 541 friends.
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Gus Tawse's Friends Comments
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Martin Bearne





Jun 30 2008 1:20 PM

hey hows it going, i am going down to glasgow on friday for so you think your funny, any idea what the venue is like and how many people will be there.
Lecht Polanski





Jun 11 2008 1:29 PM

Yo Gus, as usual the music bizness is smashing Photobucketand there's loads of nice coapy baps Photobucket cheers Lecht .
Biz





Jun 3 2008 6:56 AM

Och shite I missed the last Drummonds gig, the wrap party for the Monsters film foonered me for ony Sunday nicht shennanigans .Fit's the score wi the 27th gig? is it a private function or fit?, cheers Biz .
Martin Bearne





May 29 2008 7:44 AM

i am ok, got a couple of dates in the stand in july and september, what about your self.

i think i saw you driving about ellon on
on sunday but not sure if it was you
Martin Bearne





May 20 2008 5:32 AM

hey cheers again for putting me in touch with rick. got a fifteen minite slot. went realy well.

hows you
Josephine





Apr 16 2008 2:10 PM

No point at all !!! Why try ??

Leave the hoops alone !!

Tee HEE
Spooky





Apr 7 2008 9:16 AM

I think they might be? I saw them LIVE at Free at the Dee years ago haha!
AGP - (Operator Please JULY 16th @ Tunnels)





Mar 22 2008 11:22 AM

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Mar 9 2008 4:52 AM

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Biz





Feb 17 2008 6:33 AM

I suppose I should make a comment about you gigging at Hairy Twatt University, he he, great name, cheers Biz .
Q





Feb 10 2008 4:07 PM

Fantastic! We'd a full house of up-for-it punters, and we all got a fantastic response.

Also got to test some new material, which worked quite well.

When are you next on at The State?
AGP - (Operator Please JULY 16th @ Tunnels)





Feb 9 2008 9:48 AM

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Biz





Feb 8 2008 7:43 AM

Ace time last night -the topical stuff about the guy beefing his sister was a hoot. Here's my new partners, as you can see, they are excited about The Paddyrasta flyer below, cheers Biz.Photobucket
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Feb 7 2008 10:21 AM

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Biz





Feb 4 2008 11:45 AM

Sorry I missed last night, I was busy drooling all over the Dropkick Murphys lovely custom drumkit .
I have a plan to include a bit of ventriloquism in my next show, ye should see my new wee partners in the act, they are ace, I'm going to teach them to play a wee drumkit tomorrow, woo hoo, I canna wait, cheers Biz.
AGP - (Operator Please JULY 16th @ Tunnels)





Jan 26 2008 3:56 PM

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Jan 23 2008 8:59 AM

I'd love to work with you. Please let me know when you're next in need of photos...


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Jan 20 2008 12:47 AM

Aberdeen Gig Promotions presents

SUNDAY 20 JANUARY

THE PARLOTONES
The Marionettes
Alot Like Eskimos

14+ show - Doors 7.30pm - Tunnels
Tickets on the door!!! Come along early!
Biz





Jan 14 2008 3:17 AM

Ooh 2nd March sounds groovy .I'll do it as Biz the drummer, Lecht Polanski is at the Priory drying oot, cheers Biz.
Biz





Jan 12 2008 6:51 AM

Yo Gus, if ye fancy a nicht oot on Sat 9th Feb - Phil Kay is daeing a show at a Fudge night in The Moorings. The last time I saw him my face got afa sair wi laughing so much, cheers Biz .
Indiana’s Friends in North Scotland





Jan 11 2008 7:48 AM

I know it's a bit late... but, just wanted to say happy new year and all the best for 2008.. and... happy Friday! :) xx indiana ps: Help save my poor bunny rabbit...... hope you have some ideas... lol click here below:

Biz





Jan 8 2008 7:16 AM

Cor, great nicht oot again, that young guy with the t shirt on was pretty good, hope he does it again, cheers Biz.
Biz





Jan 6 2008 12:47 AM

Aye aye Gus, I just saw a band called Dananananackroyd in Weegieville,great name, they were ace, funny tae. Best of luck for 2008, see ye the nicht, cheers Biz.
Saif





Jan 3 2008 5:56 AM

chin up Gustav, the Lord Giveth, and the Lord Taketh away... That is life. Hey could be worse, remember that always...
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Dec 30 2007 12:10 PM

Cheers for the ad chief :-D

hope you like our tunes.
Carly Baker





Dec 27 2007 7:08 AM

miss you
Paul





Dec 26 2007 1:47 PM

look who posed for playboy can't believe we went to school with her

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Billy Kirkwood





Dec 24 2007 3:42 AM

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Merry Christmas gus...now stop sending me those flithy txt messages! :)

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Kevin





Dec 21 2007 7:05 AM

Mon the Dons!!!
susan





Dec 5 2007 6:41 AM

Sorry its late but happy birthday

xxx
Billy Kirkwood





Dec 3 2007 8:14 AM

Happy Birthday Tawster!

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Jen





Dec 3 2007 5:41 AM

Happy birthday!
The Stand





Dec 3 2007 4:49 AM

Happy birthday!

Love

The Stand

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Biz





Nov 28 2007 7:09 AM

Ye dancer, I'm gan awa on tour - thank fuck, there was some rather namby pamby shite on the horizon .
I'll pop doon after The Manics on Sunday, cheers Biz.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Biz





Nov 12 2007 6:31 PM

Here's me getting down with the emo kids at My chemical romance Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket-
the more scunnered ye look, the cooler ye are at these shennanigans -it sucked,they spend too much time doing their hair and make up,bring back the Foos, they rocked, mind you, The Proclaimers will nae doot perk me up on Saturday, cheers Biz.
Steph





Nov 6 2007 1:44 AM

How were Bombskare? I missed them on Friday in Edinburgh. xx
Lecht Polanski





Nov 1 2007 7:12 AM

Fit next? Lecht the wrestler as a Dalek Bez - heh heh,I did robotic dancing and won first prize in a fancy dress competition Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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