Guy Ernest
Guy Ernest "A Night With Me Is Like Breakfast At Burger King-Either Way You Wake Up With The King"

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33 years old
Ronkonkoma, New York
United States



Last Login: 3/12/2009
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    Guy Ernest's Interests
GeneralSports, working out, ladies, first person shooters, clubs, cringe comedy, pukka shell necklaces
MusicWhat are you, deaf?
MoviesRudy Hoosiers Backdraft Roxbury Twins Old School Wedding Crashers Pumping Iron
TelevisionEntourage, Tourgasm, Sportscenter
BooksMaxim, FHM, Playboy, Penthouse, Over 40
HeroesPeyton Manning, Vin Diesel, Andrew Dice Clay, Joe Rogan, Roxbury Twins, Maurice Cheeks, the man who invented pukka shell necklaces

     Guy Ernest's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Vitamin Universe
Income:$250,000 and Higher



Guy Ernest : a New Yorker who's gonna rock Jersey comedy-wise like the Giants do at Giants Stadium (Giants are a ny teem) Posted at 4:25 PM Jan 25, 2008
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About me:
I'm tough, I'm Competitive, I'm Cocky. Boom! Oh and I'm funny. I work at Vitamin Universe by day, by night, I do comedy. Oh and I got a blog called The Meathead Diaries. I gotta admit, I'm a meathead. In life you got to think competitive, think big. Like Dirk Diggler said you're at your best when the going gets tough. You got to get the brass ring, show and prove. I'm down for the count. But I'm getting up and I'm ready to swing, baby. Oooh!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Ladies who are over 18 years old. Ladies who are tanned and like to go to clubs. Preferably we could meet in a club. Nice! I don't want to meet stuck-up bitches who don't like to grind.

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Henry

Henry



Dec 11 2008 9:28 PM

Enrie, itz youz friend henry...ize gonna make yeh an offah yeh can't refuse n shit...yessire!! I iz!!
Third Rail

Third Rail



Dec 21 2007 5:16 AM

Ernest youz a champ!!! Give me back my dildo will yah?
Ed Murray

Ed Murray



Dec 10 2007 3:28 AM

You have shown me the importance of being Ernest.
Erin

Erin



Oct 31 2007 11:30 PM

sometimes i cannot believe the pics people put on their myspaces

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The Evil Variety Show



Sep 21 2007 3:42 PM


craig

craig



Jul 12 2007 5:05 PM

How you be?
craig

craig



Jul 12 2007 5:05 PM

How you be?
craig

craig



Jun 20 2007 11:27 PM

Host this.
Can I get a receipt for my open-mic fee? I want to show it to the doorman in hell.
2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK

2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK



Mar 29 2007 6:07 PM

Hi Guy Ernest,

What have you been up to?

It's spring and the girls and I want to wish you a good one.
Here's what we've been doing.

I've FINALLY finished the Official 2 Boob Productions Logo T-shirt line!


And check out my good friend, Grandma Sex!
She just started up her myspace page and is handing out sex advice left and right.

Come read her blog or check out her video sex lessons for good lovin...
Click here to meet Grandma Sex!

Hope spring is treating you great!
Thanks for all your support of me and the girls!
Hell, gravity is a bitch...I need all the support I can get. :)

Yours in Comedy,

Suzzanne Monk
2 Boob Productions

Jody Gnant

Jody Gnant



Jan 6 2007 5:22 PM

Happy New Year!

Hope you have an awesome '07!

:)
2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK

2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK



Jan 3 2007 6:51 PM

Hello Guy Ernest,
Just stopping by to wish you a...
2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK

2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK



Dec 11 2006 6:01 PM

Hey Guy Ernest,
So it's the first real snow here in Chicago, and it makes me want to do this!

2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK

2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK



Oct 29 2006 7:46 PM

Happy Halloween, Guy Ernest!

Just stopping by with my friend Elvira, Mistress of the Dark to wish you a very Spooooky Halloween.
Come by and visit...


2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS

Yours in Comedy,
Suzzanne Monk

Erin

Erin



Oct 12 2006 7:40 PM

guy, I miss your sexy man hood when are you going to come out of retirement you STUD!!
Mung

Mung



Sep 4 2006 4:54 PM

Thanks for the add!
John Heffron

John Heffron



Aug 16 2006 1:20 AM




Thanks for your support!
Alonzo Bodden

Alonzo Bodden



Aug 16 2006 12:30 AM




If you want to check it out, my DVD, "Tall, Dark and Funny, " is available from lots of online retailers, like NewburyComics.com, CircuitCity.com, Amazon.com and BestBuy.com.
Kevin Avery

Kevin Avery



Aug 14 2006 10:47 PM

Guy Ernest, you are my hero!
Guyz Nite

Guyz Nite



Aug 7 2006 12:51 PM

Happy to be friends, man. Enjoy...
Hodge

Hodge



Jul 28 2006 12:53 AM

good to have YOU on BOARD, BRO! check out the NEW BLOG.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Mikey

Mikey



Jul 18 2006 2:55 PM

dude, you're fat...get some Trim Spa...
Ruhbin Mehta

Ruhbin Mehta



Jul 17 2006 3:06 PM

A real man's man.
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