Joe
Your Going To Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder!

Male
18 years old
WARRENTON, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 8/8/2008
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    Joe's Interests
GeneralSome People Say Life is a Serious Matter, For me thats not the case. Ya only live once so for me My life is a game, litterally. My life is Baseball.
How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
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Minutes50
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MusicI discovered In the Sun by Joseph Arthur dont let ne 1 tell u otherwise
MoviesAll Movies Float My Boat All Time favorite is: The Entire Rocky Series "IT'S A FIGHT" by THREE SIX MAFIA

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TelevisionComedies: Scrubs, Head Cases Forensics: CSI, House, & NCIS
BooksReading for Dummies, How to become a pornstar, and my personal Favorite I have AIDS
HeroesRocky Balboa and Rambo, Im told its the Same man but thats hard to believe that that much of amazing is wrapped up inside 1 man.
Groups: Federation Against Stingrays

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     Joe's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Warrenton, VA
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:I Am Batman
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Joe's Schools
Fauquier High
Warrenton, VA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2005 to Present

   Joe's Companies
Justice League
Metropolis, Its a Secret US
Batman
Crime Fighter

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About me:
What up, my names Joe im an outgoing guy, i got a lotta heart and can take a few hits and still get up keep on truckin. I Dont judge ne one and dont hate ne one i just dislike em very much. I Bleed Red, but for a diffrent reason. Im a Fauquier Falcon Thru and Thru baby. I dont wanna hear you whine, we can't all be class of 2009!! Party hard! rock and roll, were the one class u cant control The guys are hott and the gurls are fine OH baby, class of 09. I play baseball for that school, im not spectacular but i look good in what i do and it all comes down to fundamentals in the end. I am easy to get along with and aspire to be a rapper/breakdancer/cagefighter and if u wanna know more hit me up on AIM names Lovedbywalmart cuz u guessed it im a walmart shopper word ta my homies!

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Name:Joe
Birthday:09/02/90
Birthplace:VA
Current Location:VA
Eye Color:Depends on what im wearing and im not kiddin
Hair Color:brown/blonde
Height:5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today:Old School Nikes
Your Weakness:Vulkin neck pinch
Your Fears:Mice and Short people
Your Perfect Pizza:A good one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not Die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:that was unfortunate
Thoughts First Waking Up:Did i do my homework
Your Best Physical Feature:do u really wanna know?
Your Bedtime:10:00 but wether i follow it is another thing im a rebel
Your Most Missed Memory:the time i had a concussion & 7th grade
Pepsi or Coke:sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:cofee
Chocolate or Vanilla:Cookie Dough
Cappuccino or Coffee:Nestea
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:No
Do you Sing:Im the next american idol
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Cant say i have
Do you want to go to College:yes
Do you want to get Married:yes
Do you belive in yourself:No i have self esteem issues lol
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:....
Are you a Health Freak:No
Do you get along with your Parents:si
Do you like Thunderstorms:si
Do you play an Instrument:Next jimmy paige
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:i thought that punch tasted funny
In the past month have you Smoked:no, unless u count those brownies
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no, unless u count those brownies
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no, unless u count those brownies
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:nope im a walmart kid
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:i ate a vanilla wafer
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:auditioning for american idol
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I thought i saw someone in the bushes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:shhhhhhhhhhh
Ever been Drunk:no, unless there was somethin in that punch lol
Ever been called a Tease:nope
Ever been Beaten up:nope
Ever Shoplifted:yes and i regret it
How do you want to Die:with a lotto ticket in my hand and a walmart coupon in the other
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:The next bill gates
What country would you most like to Visit:the land of the oompaloompas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:whateva
Favourite Hair Color:whateva
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:under 7 foot thats sasqwachs area
Weight:not fat but not anerexic
Best Clothing Style:whateva
Number of Drugs I have taken:nada
Number of CDs I own:dunno
Number of Piercings:nada
Number of Tattoos:nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret:1,2,3,4,5,6, do u really wanna know?

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Sexual Conquests:266
Your weapon of choice:Rope, handcuffs, restraints of any kind
Your Motto:"I got a package for ya. Alllll right!"
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Who I'd like to meet:
No one really because if ne thing u should wanna meet me but if i could id meet Jesus and wed play a bad ass game of poker with Allah, God, and Rocky Balboa
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   Joe's Friend Space (Top 14)
Joe has 167 friends.
 Rum Shack 


 Mr. Meadows 


 Chris 


 Nick 


 ali.marie 


 Tommy 


 laura 


 courtney oh 


 bee 


 Billy 


 Will... Thats it 


 ♥ Kimberly 


 .::CASHIE::. 


 MEREDITH! 





Joe's Friends Comments
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Nick





Jun 30 2008 4:22 AM

GAY LIKE YOUR MOM
yea i went there
fuck facebook
Kaleigh™ ツ





Dec 11 2007 12:45 AM

hey joe...

u finish ur song?
Julie





Nov 16 2007 3:15 AM

El Gaspo a 9.34?
Jeannine





Nov 2 2007 7:47 PM

hey whats up? havnt talked to you in forever.
S3!B3RT





Oct 3 2007 1:26 PM

ali.marie





Sep 15 2007 2:26 AM

pretty much your gay.
ali.marie





Aug 17 2007 10:32 PM

Schedule?!
Jeannine





Aug 15 2007 1:59 AM

heyy whats up??
Brendan





Aug 8 2007 9:08 PM

Joe im feelin some backyard football soon... lets get everyone together and have a game
ali.marie





Aug 4 2007 5:36 AM

[[[nerd]]]
Elliot





Aug 3 2007 9:27 PM

the impossible quiz is pretty cool, but I didn't make it. I'll probably make something like that soon, though.

Alright, I'll call you and see your radio shack and stuff. Cool.
ali.marie





Aug 3 2007 5:46 AM

heyy? around muchh?
Elliot





Aug 2 2007 11:44 PM

hey, joe. It sure has been a long time. I'm actually doing pretty well over here.

What is this impossible quiz you're talking about? I'm not really sure if I'm familiar with it... I was just wondering.

By the way, I'll be in VA in a few weeks, so... do you hink I can come oveer and visit one day? (16th-24th)
ali.marie





Jul 31 2007 3:45 AM

heyy yeah im been doing good. thats bad that your phone is dead but i cant text on my phone anyway.so yeha you tell me about the kings dominon trip are we goign? cus im going to be away for a while soo i dont know..

♥ALi
Curran





Jul 30 2007 9:37 PM

hey man what have u been up to, i cant wait to get back to VA wed. and start working with ya. ne way hows work been for u and what not. oh and are u still on your "addiction" with joe ;)
-curran
ali.marie





Jul 30 2007 8:53 AM

hmm well i hope you feell better first of all. second of all,, never text me at four in teh mrning about stupid harry potter. thatss all im saying.. but wat is this news i hear about goin got kings dominon? i need to know when we are goign soo i can take off or if im even goign to be here!? ionno! but whatver! ugh yeah soo i havent seen you in like a long time and im jst saying hi!


♥ali
Mr. Meadows





Jul 25 2007 2:03 PM

yo G we need to get together and break shit.
bee





Jul 24 2007 12:48 AM

im back bitch!
that means call me A-sap. i got some crazy stories i think you'd enjoy. lets get the crew and hang or something. you know how we do.

peace son
-B
Cassandra Marie™





Jul 21 2007 5:27 PM

hahaha i know right?! my summers goin pretty well. what about yours?
B-Lazy #5 (Loves Jordy)





Jul 20 2007 8:36 PM

Whats up Joe? Yea ur right we do need to get a game goin cuz i haven't played all summer.
Brendan





Jul 20 2007 2:01 AM

hell no im not playin for the school...but i am feelin some 605-OGC... people just have to try not to be gay about it(me included)
Brendan





Jul 19 2007 11:11 PM

joe whats goin on dude... yo we need to chill or something soon... and i had better stuff to do on july 4th... but anyway, we need to chill so call me if you wanna do somethin on saturday.
peace
Petie





Jul 17 2007 12:39 AM

hhaha hmm.. hows it feel? um a little embarrassing .. u saw my boobies and i was doin some crazy little ballerina thing with my arms- thank god it was blurry.. hahah but now since im a "real" pornstar i guess ill have to get used to it
Petie





Jul 16 2007 4:31 PM

haha i cant believe laura sent that video to you...i thought she was kidding hah guess not
Nick





Jul 15 2007 1:20 AM

any job openings? cuz if so il go get an application and fill it out.
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