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OFFICIAL MYSPACE OF GYPSY LEGEND - (TM) CELEBRITY

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U ONLY GET JUST 1 TIME AROUND! U ONLY GET 1 SHOT AT THIS. 1 CHANCE 2 FIND OUT THE 1 THING THAT U DONT WANNA MISS! 1 CHANCE, 1 HEART, 1 LIFE 2 LIVE! ;) SEMPER FIMood: CARPE DIEM! CARPE DIEM!Posted at 5:36 AM Sep 7 from Mobile view more

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  • OFFICIAL MYSPACE OF GYPSY LEGEND - (TM) CELEBRITY

  • 69 / Female
  • BEVERLY HILLS BABY, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/1/2009

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    EQUIPMENT WAS TRADED 19 YRS AGO ON EBAY 4 A STRAND OF ELVIS' PUBIC HAIR. THE BAND OF NUNS WHO GOT HER EQUIPMENT HAD RECENTLY JOINED AN ARMED, INDEPENDENT, X-MILITARY, HALF-BLIND, BIKER CLUB WHO HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ACROSS THE STREET FRM WARE U LIVE SO U HAD BETTER RUN OUT & BUY A GUD SUPPLY OF "GYPSY'S HO-MADE MOOD SHOWER CURTAINS" N CASE THE MAYOR OF UR TOWN DECIDES 2 HIRE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON LIKE HER 2 KEEP A SPY ON THINGS!) WARNING: WE INTERRUPT THIS LAME-ASS ATTEMPT AT A HUMOROUS PROFILE 2 LET U, THE FINE READER, KNOW THAT THE TEAM OF BLOOD-THIRSTY CARPENTER ANTS THAT HAS BEEN SLAVING AWAY 4 UR UTTER ENJOYMENT HAS NOW DECLARED A STRIKE SO WE, AS THE MANAGEMENT, ARE ANNOUNCING AN OFFICIAL INTERMISSION. FEEL FREE 2 MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE, GET A SNAK, TEXT SUM 1 OR JUST RELAX AS THE 6' TALL ANTS DEVOUR QWERTY KEYBOARD CELL PHONES, SPARE COMPUTER PARTS(LIKE THE 1 UR VIEWING THIS ON) & MUNCH ON HUMAN FLESH(LIKE UR SOFT EXTERIOR SHELL UR WEARING.. MM MM GUD!) AHEM! WHO N THE HELL DARES INTERRUPTING THE...

  • Music

    LIFE STORY OF THE LEGENDARY GYPSY LEGEND THE 3-LEGGED MATADOR WHO DISCOVERED THE FREE WORLD LONG B4 THE LIKES OF HER NO-GUD EX-HUSBAND CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW & HIS THUG BUDDY CRISTOFER COLUMBO WHO HAD A REPUTATION 4 SLEEPING WITH A STREET URCHIN WITH A FETISH 4 VIRGIN CHURCH MICE. ALL TALL TALES IFFN YA ASK ME MATEY! AAAARGH! THE PIRATES LIFE 4 ME! U BELIEVE THAT BANTER THAT 'DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES'... WELL SHIVER ME TIMBERS N RATTLE ME BONES... IVE BEEN DEAD OVER 300 YRS N HERE AYE AM 2 STAND HERE N TELL YA THAT ITS ALL GUD N THA HOOD! HOLLA ;) THE LEGEND CONTINUES...

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  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

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About me:

THE FAMOUS GYPSY LEGEND CAME FRM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS. BORN INTO A SMALL FAMILY OF 24 KIDS IN AN UPSCALE TRAILER PARK 4 POOR MILLIONAIRES THEN FOUND UNDER A ROCK IN NYC IN CENTRAL PARK, GYPSY HAD 2 CHANGE HER OWN DIAPERS CUZ SHE WAS 2 POOR 2 HIRE A MOMMY. SHE THEN FIGURED OUT THAT RESEARCH MAGGOTS CUD B HARVESTED FRM THE MOUNTAIN OF DIAPERS SHE THREW IN A NEAT PILE BEHIND HER ROCK (NEAT CUZ SHE HAS O.C.D. - OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER). SHE AMASSED A SMALL FORTUNE FRM HER CREATIVE EFFORTS 2 TRANSPORT THE MAGGOTS ON THE BODIES OF WILLING HOMELESS PEEPS WHO FOUND IT CONVENIENT 2 HAVE A DAILY BATH BY MAGGOT WEN THEY MIST THEIR TIME IN THE MISSION. THE MAYOR COMMENDED HER 4 CUTN DOWN ON SMOG & SIGNED HER UP 4 A YEAR IN THE PROJECTS AS THE HEAD OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH PROGRAM. BEING OVERZEALOUS & SUFFERING FRM A.D.H.D., GYPSY THOT SHE WAS SUPPOSED 2 B UP IN THE TREE TOPS WITH BINOCULARS & SNIPER SCOPE TELESCOPES FRM HER RENT-FREE APT. TAKING HER DUTIES LITERALLY, SHE WAS CHARGED AS A 'PEEPING MOM'. 2 BE CONTINUED

Who I'd like to meet:

GYPSY THOT HER JOB WAS "NEIGHBOR HOOD WATCH" SO SHE DESPERATELY SOUGHT HOODIES & TRIED WATCHING EM UP CLOSE N PERSONAL BUT NEVER CUD FIND ANY 1 PRIVATELY WEARING HOODIES N BED OR N THE SHOWER. N HER PRIVATE RESEARCH, UM, WORK, SHE ONLY FOUND NAKED FOLKS N PEEPS N THE THROWS OF PASSION WHICH GAVE HER ANOTHER MONEY-MAKING IDEA. THIS IDEA WUD HAVE 2 WAIT THO TILL HER RELEASE FRM PRISON. AFTER A SHORT STINT OF ONLY 2 DECADES, SHE WAS RELEASED 4 GUD BEHAVIOR 4 SLEEPING WITH THE WARDEN, THE NOW EX-MAYOR & HIS GAY EX- TOWEL BOY ALL AT ONCE N A GLASS ELEVATOR N A CROWDED CHURCH AT A BAPTISM. HAPPY THE HEALTH DEPT. GAVE HER A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH, SHE DECIDED 2 PURSUE HER 2ND MAJOR MILLION DOLLAR INVENTION: MOOD SHOWER CURTAINS THAT R SEE-THRU BY DAY THEN WUD CHANGE AT NITE INTO SOLID COLORS N CASE THE NEW MAYOR OF UR CITY DECIDES 2 HIRE ANOTHER MENTALLY-CHALLENGED PERSON LIKE HERSELF 2 KEEP A SPY ON THINGS. (URBAN LEGEND, GYPSY'S SISTER & COUSIN AT THE SAME TIME.. DONT ASK.. TOLD NEWS PEOPLE GYPSY'S SURVEILLANCE..

Comments

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  • Kent

    Nov 26 2009 12:51 PM


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    Have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
    Love & Peace, always... -Kent
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    Oct 8 2009 4:27 AM


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    Kisses! -Kent
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  • Worldwide Progressive M…

    Sep 24 2009 9:30 PM

    Thanks for the add. ¶ Watching, shopping, voting are not enough. The struggle between love & fear is shaping the world, & we're all needed to write the outcome. Don't just describe what you see in human nature, but choose what we all can become. ¶ People hear only what they want, so facts alone won't touch them; they need inspiration too. An echo of an echo of Buddha or Jesus, encrusted in ritual, loses context & content. Still, we write what we can. ¶ This world's diverse evils have a common root: Bullies, liars, thieves, & murderers - in market, government, & elsewhere - believe we're all separate, motivated only by greed. They want us to share that belief, for they use it to justify themselves, to keep us apart, to control all. They profit from perpetuating lies, wars, poverty, & ecocide. Their power comes not so much from hidden cabals as from the framing implicit in their broadcasts. ¶ But they're mistaken about our motives. You & I have found love inside ourselves & our friends. It's in everyone, if only we can reach them, for we're all one flesh & blood. The bureaucracy of brutality cannot stand if we truly open the eyes of its workers. The tanks will halt when we wake their drivers or perhaps the general's granddaughter. Let's spread that vision, for until we do our other advances will be minor & temporary. ¶ Be of good cheer: the world is waking; help us speed it. Worldwide enlightenment has no precedent; we must discover & erase its bounds en route. "Make love not war" is as serious as Orwell & as light as "Chocolat." For a start, just talk with people, in whatever way feels right for you - that may not sound like much, but really it's huge. Try to hear the deeper questions, the feelings behind the words. Each of us knows only part of the song, but keep singing. Keep questioning, hoping, resisting. Hand in hand, we may still heal this world. ¶ Eric
  • RainbowWebradio.tkRainbow Webradio à La rochelle

    Sep 24 2009 7:39 AM

    Thanks for the add
  • Kent

    Sep 22 2009 5:44 AM

    A-'PEEPING MOM'-huh! (laughs) You're Beautiful!
    Welcome to our Friendship. Luv ya! -Kent
  • DISSTRICK

    Sep 7 2009 2:51 AM

    What Up? Thanks for adding us. Diggin tha page. By the way, we recently uploaded a few NEW SONGS from our UPCOMING ALBUM!! We think they're alright. You should check them out and tell us what YOU think. You might like 'em

    Much Love and Respect
    DISSTRICK
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    Aug 7 2009 9:22 PM

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