I'm in the Jockey Underwars finals and if I win, I secure the $25,000 prize. Voting lasts from today until Sat. 1:00 AM and you can vote once a day. To vote, you have to create an account and confirm by email (this is very quick…please let me know if you have problems).
If you're wondering what this is about, I've been battling in the Jockey Underwars as Danny Morsel - a contest where you upload a video of yourself dancing in your underwear and compete against other "Underbuddies".
With the original MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards seeing a strange resurgence in ... The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards. I've seen some bad haircuts on MySpace, but these ones take the cake! With so many fantastically stupid hairstyles floating around MySpace, I've found myself adding the best of the worst to my favorites list over the past few months, compiling a sort of "Hall Of Shame" which I knew, one day, needed to be presented to the masses.
When life doesn't make any sense anmyore,
when the carnage and psychosis of modern life rots our soul, Gyro Woman, we turn to you.
Don't change.
The Chemtrails
Gyro woman, I saw you up in Somerville the other day in Davis Square. I tried to say hello but you just smirked at me and leaked tzadkiki sauce, taunting me further.
People often ask me, "RetardNation, " they ask, "what is your favorite 'fancy' restaurant?"
"I do not eat in so-called 'fancy' restaurants, " I reply, adjusting my lapels. "For 'fancy' restaurants have no pictures of beautiful Mediterranean woman suggestively holding food."
"Some do, " they sheepishly reply.
"Do those pictures have the name of the food the beautiful woman is fondling boldy emblazoned across the top of them?"
"No."
"Begone, then, " I say as I kick them in the pants.
I will be proud to point at your photo when I dine next on a Cobb Salad and sigh, "My friend."
there was some weird street fair in manhattan this weekend. There were imposter Gyro Lady pictures on every block... I couldn't take it and ran to 5th ave!
Gyro Woman, i tried to say Hi in NY, maybe even pick up a gyro, but the crowds were intense, everyone wanted a piece of the action! We'll do lunch sometime.
