im doing good single again...but i need to just do me right now. im off for the next few days gonna go the beach and watch fireworks on friday with monique...also gonna be moving into a bigger house in the next few weeks if you are not to busy i will give you a call tonight
just wanted to tell you hi and that i was thinking of you...u should try and visit me this summer since everytime i came to lakeland u seemed to be to busy! i miss you
Late one evening, an officer was parked outside a local pub. He noticed a man leaving the bar who was so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After the intoxicated man had tried his keys on five different vehicles, he managed to find his car and fall into the driver's seat.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off, flicked the indicators on, tooted the horn, and then finally switched on the lights. He remained stationery for a few more minutes as more cars left the parking lot. After what seemed like an eternity, he pulled out of the lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over, and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station; this equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the man, “tonight I’m the designated decoy
Good Morning! How is your day so far? Really slow at work right now. I am going to photograph a bowling charity at noon today. Fun. Anyway hope all is well and will talk and see you soon. LOL
who knows??? glad you fixed it though. it's been great seeing you out and about again. glad we're still friends buddy; after all these years. have a great week*
Im trying to fix the mistake I made over the weekend. Not sure that its possible. I should of listened to you. Stay in and have a lame night. Wtf was I thinkin?
Never toooooo Goooood is the word! Wow if I could tell you what happened I would but I don't remember much of anything. Thats not Gooooood! Don't do what I did hahahahaha!
Birthday right around the corner. Hope you have a good one. Please don't drink like I did the other night. I had way to much. I never do that. LOL xoxoxo
