Hack Movies presents:CockHammer!
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29 years old
WOOD RIVER, Illinois
United States
Last Login: 11/9/2009
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Hack Movies presents:CockHammer!'s Film Bio
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| Website | HackMovies.com | | Influences | Troma, John Waters, Peter Jackson, Sam Rami, Joss Whedon |
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer |
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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Hack Movies myspace page. We here at Hack Movies are dedicated to bringing you the sickest, silliest, most entertaining flicks in the underground.
Hack Movies was created in 2006 by a man who would turn
the horror industry on it's large, pretentious head. This man,
named Kevin Strange, chose shocking, offensive humor, razor
sharp dialogue, satire, and B movie gore as weapons in his
battle to show the industry that originality and ingenuity
still exist in the underground.
Built on the principals of Roger Corman, Troma, and John Waters, Strange's unique vision has forged 5 feature films since 2006. His fans, known
as Hack Minions, have taken notice. With over 20,000 myspace
fans, 100 thousand youtube views, and screenings at horror
conventions all over the country, there is no doubt that
Strange and Hack Movies are a force unlike any the industry
has ever seen!
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DVD Special Features include:
-Gun Toting Commentaries!
-Badass Bloopers!
-Behind the hit Vignettes!
-Music videos and much more!
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Stiff Jobs
"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!
Only $9.99 Postage Paid!
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DVD Special Features include:
-Killer Commentaries!
-Bloody Bloopers!
-Behind the Kill Vignettes!
-Falo6 Music videos and much more!
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Colonel Kill Motherfuckers
"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.
Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind:
To kill those motherfucking kids!
Only $9.99 Postage Paid!
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DVD Special Features include:
-1 year later Commentary by Kevin Strange!
-Fan Commentary by DEADPIT Radio!
-Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!
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Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition
The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper,
must defend their awesomeness against
a force from the nether realm so
ridiculous that you have to see
it to believe it!
Only 10 Bucks Postage Paid!
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DVD Special Features include:
-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
-Bloopers
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Dead Shit
Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners
who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural
fuckstorm!
In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the
middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some
heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so
thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall
the fuck right out of your bitch-face!
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Colonel Kill Torso Cover
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Perfect for family reunions and trips to the daycare to pick up the little ones, this bad ass Hack Movies torso cover is sure to get you suspended from school!
Adult XL Only $14.99!
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Colonel Kill Babydoll Torso Cover
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Get your bitch this awesome new Colonel Kill Motherfuckers titty cover and pop one off right on to that motherfuckers face piece!
S,M Only $14.99!
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Hack Crew Torso Cover
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Have you fucked every member of the Hack Crew? Well now you can comemorate your experience with this fine Hack Movies Crew Shirt! This lovely T contains the face peices of Kevin Strange, Joshitsuo Montoya, Nick Head, Tim O, Mindee Macabre, Kevin Yo and Katie Deerest!
Adult XL Only $14.99!
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Dead Shit Torso Cover
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Let everyone on your block know that the only type of shit you want on your back is DEAD Shit with this brand new Dead Shit
Torso Cover!
Adult XL, 2XL, Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
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Dream Reaper Torso Cover
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Love that Lovable Sleep Demon, The Dream Reaper? Well now you can rep his freaky ass in style with this brand new
Dream Reaper Torso Cover!
Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
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Kevin Strange Torso Cover
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Everyone's favorite Offensive filmmaker, Kevin Strange finally has his own torso cover! Sport this bitch at your Bar
mitzvah and I garuntee you'll get laid!
Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
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