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"Where comedy punches horror in the nuts!"
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28 years old
St. Louis, MISSOURI
United States
Last Login:7/24/2008
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About me:
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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Hack Movies myspace page. We here at Hack Movies are dedicated to bringing you the sickest, silliest, most entertaining flicks in the underground.
Hack Movies was founded in 2005 by Kevin Strange and his 5 million year old business partner, The Pumpkin Monster, as their answer to the awful rubish that modern hollywood, and the so called "indie scene" choose to pass off as entertainment.
Hack Movies has a whole line of offensive, trashy, ultra-low budget DVDs for sale from their webstore at HackMovies.com, as well as T shirts, Punk Buttons and Car Stickers. Everything you need to send a big fat FUCK YOU to the hollywood Machine!
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$9.99
DVD Special Features include:
-Killer Commentaries!
-Bloody Bloopers!
-Behind the Kill Vignettes!
-Falo6 Music videos and much more!
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Colonel Kill Motherfuckers
"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.
Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind:
To kill those motherfucking kids!
Only $9.99 Postage Paid!
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$10.00
DVD Special Features include:
-1 year later Commentary by Kevin Strange!
-Fan Commentary by DEADPIT Radio!
-Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!
-and much more!
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Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition
The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper,
must defend their awesomeness against
a force from the nether realm so
ridiculous that you have to see
it to believe it!
Only 10 Bucks Postage Paid!
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$10.00
DVD Special Features include:
-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
-Bloopers
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Dead Shit
Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners
who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural
fuckstorm!
In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the
middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some
heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so
thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall
the fuck right out of your bitch-face!
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Dead Shit Torso Cover
Let everyone on your block know that the only type of shit you want on your back is DEAD Shit with this brand new Dead Shit
Torso Cover!
Adult XL, 2XL, Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
Dream Reaper Torso Cover
Love that Lovable Sleep Demon, The Dream Reaper? Well now you can rep his freaky ass in style with this brand new
Dream Reaper Torso Cover!
Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
Kevin Strange Torso Cover
Everyone's favorite Offensive filmmaker, Kevin Strange finally has his own torso cover! Sport this bitch at your Bar
mitzvah and I garuntee you'll get laid!
Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!
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