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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Hack Movies myspace page. We here at Hack Movies are dedicated to bringing you the sickest, silliest, most entertaining flicks in the underground.

Hack Movies was created in 2006 by a man who would turn the horror industry on it's large, pretentious head. This man, named Kevin Strange, chose shocking, offensive humor, razor sharp dialogue, satire, and B movie gore as weapons in his battle to show the industry that originality and ingenuity still exist in the underground.

Built on the principals of Roger Corman, Troma, and John Waters, Strange's unique vision has forged 5 feature films since 2006. His fans, known as Hack Minions, have taken notice. With over 20,000 myspace fans, 100 thousand youtube views, and screenings at horror conventions all over the country, there is no doubt that Strange and Hack Movies are a force unlike any the industry has ever seen!
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Stiff Jobs

"Stiff Jobs" is the story of two of the most ruthless hitmen in all of Strangeville, Wolfram and Windgate. What was to be a routine hit on a well to do gay pedophile with inclinations toward fat cuban boys, turns into murder, mayhem and all the perverted sexual nonsense Hack Movies is known for when our heros get themselves cunt deep in supernatural jizm, and come face to face with the forces of darkness!


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Colonel Kill Motherfuckers

"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree. Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind: To kill those motherfucking kids!


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Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition

The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!


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Dead Shit

Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural fuckstorm!

In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out of your bitch-face!


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Jul 14 2009 5:11 AM

Tell them we're the SHIT

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Jul 13 2009 9:01 PM

Hail Cockhammer!!!
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Jul 13 2009 5:35 PM

Cant waight for my Hack movies to come in ^_^
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Jul 13 2009 12:40 AM

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Jul 12 2009 10:47 PM

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Jul 10 2009 3:37 AM

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Jul 9 2009 7:57 PM

hey there!

just wanted to say that "Stiff Jobs" is some crazy shit! i got a copy from PJ a few weeks ago and i must say that this shit was the funniest stuff i..ve seen for a long time!

keep up the good work!

cheers
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Jul 9 2009 2:05 AM

We have a new album available for free download!

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Jul 8 2009 4:58 PM

Tickets for the Chicago "FESTIVAL OF FIENDS" is now on sale. With the purchase of a weekend pass you will get. Access to the show and all events. One randomnly inserted autograph card, one autographed 8x10, a free dvd(see site for sample titles, and finally the April 2009 issue of Autograph Magazine featuring the Forrest (Famous Monsters Of Filmland) Ackerman collection. While supplies last.The Festival Of Fiends weekend pass also gets you entrence to the PRICK OR TREAT TATTOO FESTIVAL being held in the same hotel For more info head over to http://ultimatehorrorcon.com/
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Jul 7 2009 8:08 PM

Minons! We're about to release our biggest film yet, CockHammer, on July 17th! You've got 3 great deals to get your paws on this EPIC horror comedy!

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Jul 6 2009 2:14 PM

Thanks for the ADD. Have fun with the FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER of the Rose/Schnaas production we co-produced with LASER PARADISE in 2009, called UNRATED - The Movie and our latest Trailer of our UNDERGROUND Zombie Splatter Movie called GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD. Please vote and quote!



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Jul 3 2009 5:44 PM

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Jul 2 2009 9:22 PM

Free Tommy Chong DVD WITH KING BONG ON JULY 7TH!
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That's right! Larnell (John Jordan), Luanne (Robin Sydney) and those crazy dudes from EVIL BONG are back for a bigger hit! Suffering from bizarre side-effects caused by smoking weed from the Evil Bong, they travel to South America in search of a cure. Deep in the jungle, they encounter the deadly KING BONG and are soon locked in a trippy - and hilarious - battle with their old nemesis Eebee and the dangerously sexy Poontang Tribe! If you enjoyed "Evil Bong", then you must have been really high! And you'll especially love "King Bong", loaded with gore, weed, and beautiful women making it the ultimate stoner-horror comedy!
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Jul 2 2009 8:23 PM

HOOOAH!! My TITTIES LOOK GREAT! GOOD JOB!
something hairy?





Jul 2 2009 6:32 PM

you guys should do rock n shock in mass in October...
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Jul 1 2009 5:41 AM

Hey Kevin I left a message for you with Erik,bout when you all here in August.
Roberta





Jun 30 2009 3:50 PM


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Jun 29 2009 1:30 PM

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Hallo Freunde,

anbei unser FUN-Video vom Zombiewalk in Köln aus dem Jahr 2007, das einfach immer wieder Spaß macht. Darüber hinaus noch unser aktueller Trailer zu „GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD“ und zur Rose/Schnaas Produktion, die wir zusammen mit LASER PARADISE co-produziert haben „UNRATED – The Movie“. Wir haben außerdem Timo Rose’s neuesten Film „GAME OVER“ co-produziert und auch bei Timo Rose’s „BEAST“ haben wir nicht nur vor, sondern auch hinter den Kulissen mitgewirkt und co-produziert.

Wir wünschen viel Spaß mit dieser tollen Trailersammlung und danken Euch für Eure Freundschaft. Bitte stimmt und kommentiert für unsere Trailer wenn Ihr könnt.

Gory wishes
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Hi Friends,

Find attached our FUN-Video of the Zombiewalk in Cologne in the year 2007, which is always great fun to watch! Additionally you will find our latest Trailer of „GRAVEYARD OF THE LIVING DEAD“ and the first official trailer of the Rose/Schnaas production, which we have co-produced together with LASER PARADISE, called “UNRATED – The Movie”. We have also co-produced Timo Rose’s latest movie „GAME OVER“ and beside some others we have co-produced Timo Rose’s „BEAST“.

We wish you a lot of fun with this great Trailer collection and say thank you for your Friendship. Please vote and quote

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Jun 25 2009 11:29 AM


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