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Blogging about Martian Dreams
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Blogging about my Zen Master
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06-01-2006 My Zen Master is dead
07-28-2006 My Zen Master's teachings and Giant Steps
07-29-2006 First Homework Assignments from Zen Master
08-01-2006 Answering your Zen Master Blogging Questions
08-09-2006 Zen Master on Seven Loves
08-23-2006 Zen Class -- Fellow Students - Misc Observations
08-24-2006 The JW Hospital Meditation
09-08-2006 Zen Master teaching about kisses
09-18-2006 Zen Master teaches about pain
09-25-2006 Working on Zen Master's pain homework
09-26-2006 LT's phone call
09-28-2006 Zen Master Processes Pain
10-04-2006 Zen Master Disappears Pain
10-07-2006 Zen Master Saves Me
10-13-2006 Zen Master discusses depression
10-19-2006 Zen Master's Birthday
10-23-2006 Zen Master read us this poem
10-29-2006 Zen Master is full of shit
11-01-2006 More from Zen Master's birthday at Papa's
11-02-2006 Zen Master's apartment (part one)
12-21-2006 The handcuffs, MH, and me
01-07-2007 Zen Master's apartment (part two)
01-16-2007 The Last Zen Class
01-18-2007 Meeting the Lawyer at Zen Master's Apartment
01-22-2007 Epilogue of the Zen Master Blogs



Blogging about Being a Writer
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04-29-2007 My publisher (part one)
05-08-2007 My publisher (part two)
05-09-2007 The elevator (part three)
05-10-2007 Starbucks (part four)
06-04-2007 Coffee with Betty (part five)
06-07-2007 The Drive to Connecticut (part six)
06-07-2007 First e-mail exchange (part seven)
06-13-2007 My Research (part eight)
06-16-2007 We Need to Talk ASAP e-mails (part nine)
06-18-2007 Going to Central Park (part ten)
06-27-2007 Lunch with Betty at Cleopatra's Needle (part eleven)
07-05-2007 Getting to Betty's apartment (part twelve)
07-08-2007 Betty shows me her toys (part thirteen)
07-11-2007 Dessert a la Betty (part fourteen) ADULT CONTENT
07-13-2007 Home isa where you hanga you hat (part fifteen)
07-15-2007 After dessert e-mails (part sixteen)
07-17-2007 Ace takes a bath (part seventeen)
07-19-2007 Wondering in the tub (part eighteen)
07-23-2007 Ace dreams swiftly (part nineteen)
07-24-2007 The Newspaper (part twenty)
07-30-2007 The Garage (part twenty-one)
08-01-2007 The final e-mail from Betty (part twenty-two)
08-03-2007 Epilogue (part twenty-three)


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Mars



Writing, cooking, Computer stuff (learning Truespace 7 and Poser 6), stock market investing, blues/harmonica, some guitar, solar/geothermal energy, consumer electronics, gravity, nanotechnology, stem cell research -- and this very odd sociology of myspace.

There is an excellent article (cover) on Rupert Murdoch and the Future of Myspace in the July 2006 issue of Wired Magazine. It describes some of the thinking in News Corp about what ideas are being considered for Myspace.

See the online version of the story:

> Click here: Rupert Murdoch -- His Space (Wired 14.07)

Also, a recent interview on NPR, Ascendence of MySpace, that you can listen to here:

> Click here: Technology -- All Things Considered, The Ascendance of MySpace, July 12, 2006

What is the future of MySpace, a planetary free social network system? Will it be transformed into a marketing mechanism? Think about what is disclosed in pages and blogs. If there was some way to data mine the text (this is extremely difficult because of the chaotic formating and content) -- what could a product developer or marketeer could learn from 230+ million users -- with thousands of new myspacers each day? Is it new media? Is it a goldmine of consumers that could be connected to products?

I think the SETI boyze are beaming the MySpace data into outer space and in a few thousand years, there will be a bunch of aliens applying for research grants to figure out if Tom is god. Big, uncontrolled sociological experiment going on here. Internet version of Reality TV of support group with a cast of characters from the Bar Scene of Star Wars I (Mos Eisley Cantina).



MusicFrozen in the 1970's...



Blues and old rock mainly -- Bonnie Raitt, Eric Clapton, B.B. King, John Mayall, Paul Butterfield, Long John Baldry, R.L. Burnside, Susan Tedeschi, Delbert McClinton, Janis Joplin, Marcia Ball, Marshall Chapman, Bob Dylan, David Bromberg, J. Geils, Joe Cocker, Little Feat, Ry Cooder, Taj Mahal, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Buddy Guy, Luther Allison, Robert Cray, Albert Collins .... Reggae: Bob Marley... Some Country: old Willie Nelson stuff (Red Headed Stranger, Stardust), Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen, Jerry Jeff Walker, Lyle Lovett ... Some Jazzy: Norah Jones, Diana Krall.... Some Miscellaneous: Elton John, Billy Joel, Tom Waits, Randy Newman, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Billy Vera and the Beaters, Van Morrison, Steely Dan, old Norton Buffalo, Allman Brothers, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Neil Young solo, Melissa Manchester, Beatles, Sheryl Crow, Carly Simon, Carole King, Chi Coltrane, Creedance Clearwater Revival, the Doors, the Eagles, Glenn Frey, James Taylor (old and new), Joni Mitchell...



and where does Firesign Theatre fit in?
Movies


 Buckaroo Banzai (the greatest movie ever made)

 Casablanca (almost up to Buckaroo)

 Network (Howard Beale: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!")

 Lost in Translation (Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?)


Young Frankenstein (Please! Remain in your seats, I beg you! We are not children here, we are scientists! I assure you there is nothing to fear!)

 The Graduate (Plastics... "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?")

 A Clockwork Orange (Alex: "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.")

 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk! )

 Apocalyse Now (Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... ")

 The Day The Earth Stood Still (Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!)

 Forbidden Planet (oh, those Monsters from the Id)

 Blade Runner (Tyrell: "More human than human" is our motto.)

 2001: A Space Odyssey (HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: It's called "Daisy.")

 Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Roy Neary: "I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important. ")

 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Don't Panic)

 Serenity (Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: "Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave. ")

 The Matrix trilogy (Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the Matrix? Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.)

 The Thin Man movies (don't forget Asta the dog)

 Pulp Fiction (with Vincent and Jules)

Ezekiel 25:17 -- Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 Sin City (Marv: "The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie." )
TelevisionCNN news, PBS, Discovery Channel, History Channel, CSI's,


Rocky and Bullwinkle


Dr. Who (and the Tardis)




Nero Wolfe (and Archie Goodwin)




Sherlock Holmes (and Dr. Watson)


Hercule Poirot (and Captain Hastings)


la Femme Nikita (Peta Wilson and Roy Dupruis)


The Lone Ranger and Tonto ("Um, that right, Kemosabe.")




Bret and Bart Maverick


The Man from U.N.C.L.E,


Napoleon Solo (Robert Vaughn) and Illya Kuryakin (David McCallum)


I Spy (Robert Culp and Bill Cosby)


Miami Vice (Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas as Crockett and Tubbs)


Psych with James Roday (as Shawn Spencer) and Dule Hill (as Burton "Gus" Guster)


Kwai Chang Caine (David Carradine) in Kung Fu


Bloomberg Channel, the Weather Channel (never ending battle of the H's vs. the L's), Mythbusters, Star Trek, Babylon 5, Stargate, Firefly
BooksWell, there is:



As a kid -- I loved the "Tom Swift, Jr." series.



I enjoy everything written by John Varley -- the Gaean Trilogy (Titan, Wizard, Demon), Steel Beech, The Golden Globe, Red Thunder, Mammoth, and Red Lightning. Varley's collected short stories in the John Varley Reader.



I am re-reading the James Bond novels. Neil Stephenson's Cryptonomicon and Snow Crash are great -- as are William Gibson's Neuromancer and Pattern Recognition.

Of course, Robert Heinlein (Glory Road, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, et. al.).





"Wasp" by Eric Frank Russell.



Frank Herbert's Dune. Enders Game by Orson Scott Card. Philip Jose Farmer's Riverworld series. Vonnegut (but he's so negative in his recent interviews). I liked some of the early Robert Ludlum and Tom Clancy books. Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe books are fun -- as are any of the Raymond Chandler books. Ernest Hemingway books are classic. Re-read "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me" by Richard Farina.

And, of course:

HeroesBuckaroo Banzai, The Lone Ranger, Dr. Who, Dilbert, Tom Swift Jr., any of the astronauts (especially, Gene Cernan -- who went to Proviso East High School)



As Cernan got ready to climb the ladder of the Apollo 17 LM, he spoke these words, the last ever spoken by a man standing on the moon's surface (December 14, 1972):

As we leave the Moon and Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came, and God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind. As I take these last steps from the surface for some time to come, I'd just like to record that America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. Godspeed the crew of Apollo Seventeen.

Gene Cernan is the author of The Last Man on the Moon, his memoirs of the Apollo program.



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Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Broadview, IL
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Retired -- now writing a book

   Writing next chapter 's Schools
Yale University
New Haven,Connecticut
Graduated: 1974
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

1970 to 1974
Proviso East High School
Maywood,Illinois
Graduated: 1970
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Proviso East Pageant Newspaper
 

1966 to 1970

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Technology - IT - Developer
Software Development Productivity; Research and Development -- User Interfaces for Consumer Systems; Research Management; Emerging Technology

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IBM
Yorktown Heights/Hawthorne/Somers, New York US
Research Staff Member, Program Director
Research, Software Group

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About me:

Present - writing next chapter

So what is MySpace is all about? About finding yourself?? About finding others?

I am doing lots of work around the house that had been relegated to weekends in the past (now that I have the time -- paint, floors, wallpaper, ceilings, etc.) and have begun writing an action novel. Also have ideas for an illustrated novel. I steer some stock market investments -- there has got to be a pony in Nanotech and Stem Cell somewhere (have not found "it" yet). I take care of the family (groceries, cooking, chauffeuring to appointments) and the dog, too.

I've got to set aside some set time to work on my book ideas (instead of myspacing) -- Writing is a love/hate affair.



Hunter Stockton Thompson (1937-2005), gonzo journalist



Kurt Vonnegut, Jr (1922-2007), American novelist



Donald Jeffry Herbert. "Mr. Wizard" (July 10, 1917 to June 12, 2007)

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My 30 years with IBM: I retired from IBM on July 1, 2004 -- was a member of the Autonomic Computing Architecture team that was working toward creating a framework and standards to enable development of autonomic software systems. At that time, I managed the Autonomic Computing Technology Institute, which was a joint program between the IBM Software Group and the IBM Research division. Prior to joining Software Group, I was a Research Staff Member and technical assistant to the vice president of Emerging Business Opportunities in IBM Research. I joined IBM at the former Palo Alto Development Center as a programmer in 1974 after graduating from Yale University with a degree in computer science. I worked for the former General Products division on future systems text processing, data management, and database systems, and was development manager for IMS/VS Fast Path at the IBM Santa Teresa Laboratory. I joined the IBM Research division at the Thomas J. Watson Research Center in 1982 and managed the Program Understanding project from 1986 to 1988. I co-chaired the 1988 IEEE Conference on Software Maintenance (CSM-88). From 1988 to 1990, I was on special assignment as technical assistant to the S/390 Operating Systems Division Director in Poughkeepsie, NY, where I wrote "Understanding and Improving Software Development Productivity." I returned to Research as senior manager of speech recognition development in the Experimental Software Development Center. In 1994, I was assigned to the IBM Research Headquarters Technical Staff, assisting the Vice President of Technical Plans and Controls. During my years with IBM Research, I contributed to a number of research projects, including low power exploratory systems, home networking and consumer systems, pervasive computing systems solutions, and wearable computing platforms. I hold two patents.

Who I'd like to meet:
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Buckaroo Banzai


Rocket Man --- Sir Elton John


A Glimpse at the Storys


Journey's End -- The Storys


TARGET LOVE - BANGGURU


Jorma Kaukonen w/ David Bromberg: Whinin' Boy Blues


Hot Tuna w/ David Bromberg: I Know You Rider


Hot Tuna w/ David Bromberg: Whinin' Boy Blues

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My Opening Farewell -- Bonnie Raitt w/Jackson Brown


All along the Watchtower -- Jimi Hendricks


Bad Like Jesse James -- John Lee Hooker


New York State of Mind -- Billy Joel


Layla -- Eric Clapton


Dixie Chicken -- Little Feat's Paul Barrere and Fred Tackett


Cousin Dupree -- Steely Dan


Sunrise -- Norah Jones


Voodoo Child -- Stevie Ray Vaughan


Blowin' in the Wind -- Bob Dylan


Giving It Up for Your Love -- Delbert McClinton

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A Little Help From My Friends -- Joe Cocker


Jesus on the Main Line -- Ry Cooder

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Moonlight Drive -- The Doors and Jim Morrison

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Roadhouse Blues -- The Doors and Jim Morrison

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No Woman No Cry -- Bob Marley and the Wailers


Harvest Moon -- Neil Young


Woodstock Intro -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

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Suite Judy Blue Eyes-- Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

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Land of Dreams -- Marcia Ball with the Duke Robillard Band

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My Life is Good -- Randy Newman

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Elephant Beer Blues -- Tom Waits

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Waltzing Matilda - Tom Traubert's Blues -- Tom Waits

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Bloody Mary Morning -- Willie Nelson

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Blue Eyes Cryin' In the Rain -- Willie Nelson


Pretty Woman -- Roy Orbison


The crew of the Firefly Serenity

I'd also like to meet: Dilbert, John Varley, Tom Clancy, Ian Fleming, Hunter S. Thompson, Gary Trudeau, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Hemingway, Bill Murray, Thomas Alva Edison, Humphrey Bogart, Jean-Francois Champollion, Bill Gates, Ben Franklin, Gnossos Pappadopoulis;

and Dear new Friends of brains, humor, edge and wit -- now that I have retired from my work colleagues.

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Nov 22 2009 5:42 PM

Thanks for the update!
I always like to keep abreast of the latest developments...

Smiles Goodsense: A perfect 10

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Nov 18 2009 4:54 PM

Vote for me in 2012. Your future happy drunken conservative president!!!

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Nov 17 2009 3:34 PM

Being German is only the half of it. 
SOur Cream Pictures, Images and Photos
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Nov 7 2009 5:30 PM

Please put the gun down and step into my office. It'll be alright............

Herself

Herself



Nov 2 2009 10:24 PM

I don't know about all that, but I do need the ice scraper.
just a handful

just a handful



Oct 22 2009 6:05 PM

at the late night
double feature
picture show

i wanna go.....
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Oct 15 2009 5:22 PM

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The Toast in the Machine

The Toast in the Machine



Sep 15 2009 3:03 PM

You lie! (awake at night...)

After all, I live in the state that is now famous for Gov. Mark Sanford and Rep. Joe Wilson. Oh yeah, and the local sheriff tried his best to prosecute Michael Phelps for posing with a bong...in a photograph. In short, I live in the center of the comedy universe--Comedy Central, if you will.



How's the pain management and whatnot coming along?
HEIDE

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Sep 13 2009 4:41 PM


To Whom it May Concern:
A fellow friend and student of the Greater Space Charter School has recently been found to have contacted head lice. Please thoroughly check all your friends scalps, and look inside their back-packs, clothing, and other Space related articles to take the appropriate steps to insure that there is no cross jumping onto other Space Cadets. We, at The Space Cadet University, take this matter very seriously and hope you will use utmost diligence in keeping the containment within the preferred alloted Space perimeter of Top friends in the bottom 100. This notification concerning an outbreak also includes any recently deleted MySpace friends, although it DOES exclude bald headed Punk Rock musicians currently NOT on tour and recently widowed women over 65 with less than 12 friends. 
We are all here to learn, and the Space Board of Higher Learning have all concluded that a jumpy Space Cadet is often difficult to impossible to teach.
Thank you in advance for your prompt attention into this matter of great urgency.
Cordially,
Head Master, Tom
just a handful

just a handful



Aug 26 2009 9:49 PM

grrrrrrrrl sees man with flames. MWAH! xxo0
Curmudgeon at Law

Curmudgeon at Law



Aug 10 2009 3:08 PM

I would read this but it's too long.
The Toast in the Machine

The Toast in the Machine



Aug 7 2009 1:24 AM

I knew you would enjoy that one. Thanks for spreading the word! I also know what you mean about being able to relate to the "ow." 

It's true that youth is wasted on the young...

You rock, buddy!

;)
tess

tess



Aug 6 2009 12:21 PM

Hi! I'll read your blogs now & subscribe. Hope you enjoy my blog but especially my artwork. Tess
Nova

Nova



Jul 31 2009 6:35 PM

Indeed you are a wise, wise man  ;)
HEIDE

HEIDE



Jul 23 2009 4:20 PM

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Hell freezes over Pictures, Images and Photos

....and you thought it would never happen, except in the freezer section..........
;-)
The Toast in the Machine

The Toast in the Machine



Jul 6 2009 4:00 PM

That guy up in Alaska is actually from the future. He's looking for a woman named "Sarah Connor," and he's just not taking any chances...

;)
HEIDE

HEIDE



Jul 3 2009 6:48 PM

Thanks for running that errand for me.
I'm somewhat better now and have occasional lucid moments where quasi reality kicks in.
Someone mentioned a Holiday coming up. Do you know anything about it, when it is? They said it involves shooting stuff off. Right this moment, shooting sounds like fair game to me.
;-)
HEIDE

HEIDE



Jul 1 2009 4:35 PM

You are cordially invited to attend my Fourth of July Blog party! Please stop over and don't forget your kazoo!!
;-)
Herself

Herself



Jun 27 2009 5:49 PM

I hear they are making sporty helmets that have a hole in the back for a ponytail.

Just sayin.
Li'l Billy

Li'l Billy



Jun 21 2009 10:54 PM

He was breathing... Fair game.
HEIDE

HEIDE



Jun 12 2009 7:30 PM

I think​ one of the most unjus​t thing​s happe​ning today​ in this world​,​ besid​es the crisi​s in Danfu​r,​ and the proli​ferat​ion of nucle​ar arms in North​ Korea​,​ is when you’r​e final​ly ready​ to stapl​e your left nostr​il to the desk table​ at home and then you reali​ze that you’r​e total​ly out of stapl​es,​ so then you go to the store​ and they claim​ to be “all out of stapl​es.​” And the store​ is Stapl​es.​
NOW are you convi​nced the world​ is endin​g soon?​ Get right​ with your Maker​ TODAY!​ There​ isn'​t much time, son.​
;-)
Irie Goat

Irie Goat



Jun 9 2009 12:20 PM

youre funny, are you on facebook too?
just a handful

just a handful



Jun 4 2009 3:41 PM

oh hardehar! actually i had to have the heat on last nite! JUNE for crying out loud!!! and mozzies are doing some great eating alright, ON ME!!!


it's a brilliant day today, i need to get back out into it.. just one more page view, one more video.... :P
just a handful

just a handful



Jun 4 2009 3:27 PM

do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?


or do ya just feel dirty? :P
HEIDE

HEIDE



May 25 2009 5:35 PM





My husband and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to him and said, 


“Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” he answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying,
“Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started…....
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