About me: Need a hairstyle for going out to Punk Rock Social? Have a special occasion and you need to look swank? Want to piss of the girlfriend of the guy you heart? Message me, 99 out of 100 hair follicles agree I'm oh good!
Who I'd like to meet: People who want me to create rad hairstyles.
Now that's just crazy talk. Do you mean the crappy old school barbie size GI Joes? Who played with those? If you mean the little GI joe guys, they could have a sort of oompa loompa midget orgie with Barbie, but I think just like April O'neil, she would prefer the loving touch of a three fingered kung-fu grip on her lady parts. Radical!
Seriously, I just took a pic of myself with my phone camera. Sorry for the bad quality. But I think you'll be able to see what I mean: My Bad Haircut
And the Barbie Dreamhouse was just ridiculous. I knew a girl who had that thing. There were like two floors, and for some reason, the big feature was a fucking elevator. And it never really worked. By that I mean it never would fully crush Barbie when Ken would through her under the descending elevator car. At least that's the way I would play with it. And Ken was clearly a ninja turtle.
You should fix my hair. The dude at the hair place made it suckage. Maybe it'll settle into something cool, but it really pretty much looks like helmet hair right now. Like the little plastic suave hair you can get for some LEGO guys? Yeah, like that, but less awesome... And I don't have a monorail.
(PS- I hate every kid that had the LEGO monorail as a matter of principle.
