Hal
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I worship a god with an elephant head! 
Male
102 years old
Astoria, New York
United States
Last Login: 11/19/2009
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Hal's Interests
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| General | Indian food, neuro-linguistic programming, etymology, immanentizing the Eschaton, weird music, ontology, grammar, Guinness, Jack Daniels, trip-hop, shibuya-kei, the late 1970s U.K. mod rock revival that only lasted like a year and led to a bunch of records that all sound the same and which I can't stop listening to, music with lots of blips and bleeps, lucid dreaming, spicy foreign food that I can't identify but it makes my tongue hurt, Discordianism, backgammon, New York history, the Yankees, the Knicks, Robert Anton Wilson, Entenmann's pumpkin pie, finding some random 45 from decades ago that I didn't even want that badly but the more I couldn't find it the more I had to have it | | Music | Adrian Sherwood
the Afghan Whigs
Alec Empire
A Tribe Called Quest
Beck
David Shea
De La Soul
El-P
Elvis Costello
Elysian Fields
Firewater
Freeform
GG Allin
Hey Willpower
Imperial Teen
John Zorn
Kahimi Karie
Kid Koala
Lou Reed
Luscious Jackson
Marc Ribot
MC Paul Barman
Mike Doughty
Momus
the Neptunes
Outkast
Oval
Painkiller
Pharcyde
the Pogues
Portishead
Prefuse 73
Prince
Princess Superstar
Public Enemy
Public Image Ltd.
the Ramones
Rasputina
the Rentals
Rip Rig And Panic
the Slits
Soul Coughing
the Talking Heads
Timbaland
Tom Waits
the Violent Femmes
| | Movies | Annie Hall
Being John Malkovich
The Big Lebowski
Dogma
The Doom Generation
The Forbidden Zone
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
The Great Muppet Caper
High Fidelity
Kids
Kill Bill
Kill Bill 2
The Last Unicorn
Lost Highway
Moulin Rouge
Natural Born Killers
Nowhere
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Return To Oz
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Romeo + Juliet (Luhrmann)
The Royal Tenenbaums
South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut
Team America: World Police
This Is Spinal Tap
Trust
Welcome To The Dollhouse
Wet Hot American Summer | | Television | Angel
The Ben Stiller Show
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Chappelle's Show
The Colbert Report
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Da Ali G Show
The Daily Show
Disinformation
Futurama
Get A Life
Kids In The Hall
King Of The Hill
Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Reno 911
Saturday Night Live
SCTV
The Simpsons
South Park
Sports Night
The State
The Tom Green Show
Twin Peaks | | Books | 1984
Anarchy For The Masses
Condensed Chaos
Ed The Happy Clown
Fox In Socks
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Invisibles
Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron
Measure For Measure
Monsters And Magical Sticks
Much Ado About Nothing
The Picture Of Dorian Gray
Quantum Psychology
The Real Frank Zappa Book
Watchmen | | Heroes | Agent Dale Cooper
David Byrne
Doug Rushkoff
Elvis Costello
Grant Morrison
Matt Stone
Momus
Nat Hentoff
Paul O'Neill (Yankees, not Treasury)
Pharrell Williams
Prince
Robert Anton Wilson
Shane MacGowan
Tom Waits
Trey Parker |
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Hal's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Long Beach, NY | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | closed captioning writer | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Hal's Schools
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Suny College At Purchase
Purchase,New York
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: political science
Clubs: Record, Independent, PSGA, Twin Peaks Club, P2, Purchase Pirate Armada, Jew Pirates, robots
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Long Beach Shs
Long Beach,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: punk rock, Model Congress, dropping out
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1993 to 1995 |
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Hal's Networking
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Theatre - Drama - Acting
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Hal's Companies
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Long Island Herald
Lakeview, NY US
intern
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summer 2004
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MTV Networks
New York, NY US
closed captioning writer
assistive technologies
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3/06-now
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snakes
snake city, snake region US
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About me:
I was born under a full moon. I write closed captioning for MTV. I hate the summer and love the fall. I drink a lot. I love semicolons. I am a Cancer with a Capricorn moon and Capricorn rising, making me my own astrological opposite. I hated all sports as a kid but somehow got really into the Yankees and the Knicks when I was like 19. Sometimes I perform improv comedy. I think duality is the root of all problems. I worshipped Fonzie when I was two years old and mispronounced his name as "Ponzie". I received a $25 ticket from an undercover cop for barking like a dog when I was sixteen. I am obsessed with Elvis Costello, the Pogues, and the comic book the Invisibles, and will not shut the fuck up about any of them. I am obsessive-compulsive and shy. My favourite foods are pumpkin pie, Indian food, and other kinds of spicy foreign muck. My favourite drinks are orange juice, peppermint tea, and blue Gatorade. My favourite drink-drinks are Guinness and whiskey. I type really fast. I have a really good memory for trivial information, so people constantly think I'm obsessed with them and/or some subject, when really, I just can't forget your middle fucking name. I don't think I've ever disliked anything Scottish. I wish Douglas Adams and Aaliyah were still alive. I have an immature sense of humor. I learned how to read by the time I was two years old. My favourite song is "The Sick Bed Of Chuchulainn" by the Pogues. I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who like things I like, people who like me, Willow Rosenberg.
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