damon
damon You may go to hell, I will go to Texas.

Male
35 years old
Somerville, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login: 12/5/2009
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    damon's Interests
GeneralShuffle board, Golf, Convalescing, Early bird dinners w/ friends, Square dancing at the V.F.W. w/ my best Gal, Parades, Ice cream socials, Beach walking, reading the Wall Street Journal while enjoying a fresh cup of Folgers. The simple pleasures Jesus gives us, each day.
MusicBenny Goodman, Queen's Hall Light Orchestra, Al Jolson, Michael Bolton, The Jordanaires, NBC Symphony Orchestra, Bill Haley & His Comets, most Gospel, The Pied Pipers
MoviesI enjoy movies where an animal or animals gets seperated from a loved one and has to find their way home. Musicals are nice. If I am feeling adventerous I may take in a boxing picture.
TelevisionDivorce Court, Hee Haw, Judge Judy, anything with Andy Griffith, 227, Moral Court, and of course the Rockford Files. Oh yeah...And Barney Miller!!!
Books
HeroesJesus, Nancy and Ronald Reagan, Rupert Murdoch, Lee Iacocca, Dale Carnegie, and Oprah. And of course the one, the only J. Fred Muggs....

     damon's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Guilford
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Regional Supervisor
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   damon's Schools
Maryland Institute College Of Art
Baltimore, MD
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Business administration w/ a focus on sculpture
Minor: Video/ Erotic arts
Clubs: Golf Club, Pickle of the Month, I had a subscription to Forbes
Greek:   Xi Xi Xi

1993 to 1997
Guilford High School
Guilford, CT
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Awesomeness with a concentration in ass kicking
Minor: Pedantics
Clubs: Los Tacos De Muerto (Youth Gang-President and CEO)
Greek:   Beta Xi Psi

1989 to 1993

   damon's Companies
Hambone Industries
Midwest US
Regional Supervisor
Quality Control

1998-present



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About me:
I am a real go-getter. I enjoy my job and life. My friends are great. Hopefully I will meet a whole new bunch of folks on this Myspace place! I was a bit nervous at first about joining, but when an associate of mine pointed out my idol Rupert Murdoch invented myspace, I couldn't say no! Is there anything that man can't do?
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LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Dec 19 2008 2:43 AM



MOVIE SNOWGLOBE!!!
CHRISTMAS!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred Lonberg-Holm

Fred Lonberg-Holm



Oct 28 2008 3:28 PM

Ahh, those were the days.

miss you!
rachel

rachel



Sep 10 2008 7:20 PM

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that's a lot of candles, old man
Patrick Emswiler

Patrick Emswiler



Aug 21 2008 6:31 PM

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
miss j. fever

miss j. fever



Aug 1 2008 3:14 PM

if i could only have one food to eat for the rest of my life...?
rachel

rachel



Jul 25 2008 10:21 PM

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Despite the emotional withholding and occasional growling, I think Turdy and I really connected on a deeper level. She even posed for pictures for me.

rachel

rachel



Jul 3 2008 7:57 PM

It's like you put a camera inside my house, the fighting, the puking--it all happens.
Wait a second mister, are you videotaping right now?
LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Jun 25 2008 4:43 AM

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Fred Lonberg-Holm

Fred Lonberg-Holm



Jun 2 2008 1:47 PM

what the!?!
rachel

rachel



May 31 2008 3:46 PM

Alas my monkey isn't crime-solving but crime-causing. Together we stole a rare canary diamond the size of my fist and next we're planning a major heist at the local fruteria. Bananas for all.
LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



May 2 2008 12:29 PM

MATHEW

MATHEW



Apr 15 2008 8:29 PM

I thought Turducken might enjoy this. It's some footage of my kittens along with some footage of Alaskan brown bears. And some number station broadcasts.
LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Mar 15 2008 7:25 AM



Perhaps the very first Puppy Bowl, faithfully documented by Metro Goldwin Mayer Pictures, thank the blessed lord.
MATHEW

MATHEW



Mar 4 2008 1:19 PM

The wheels are turning...


LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Feb 29 2008 5:16 AM

..Pussy Doodles on FunnyOrDie. com..

Maybe Turdy could take a class? Art's in the family!
Fred Lonberg-Holm

Fred Lonberg-Holm



Feb 27 2008 2:02 PM

Can I have my tie back now?
Patrick Emswiler

Patrick Emswiler



Feb 9 2008 5:43 AM

Les! It's Papa!
LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Feb 8 2008 2:08 PM

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LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Feb 1 2008 1:45 AM



Hope you're feeling better! Just to be 110% sure you've got your A-game by Puppy Bowl Sunday, here's a stirring lesson in office etiquette
tater gator

tater gator



Jan 2 2008 10:49 PM

a special happy new year to the hambone family from the tater clan!! 'go long in 2008!'
MATHEW

MATHEW



Dec 25 2007 3:48 PM

LIVE SNAKES!!!

LIVE SNAKES!!!



Dec 15 2007 9:26 PM

..

I know you've always wanted to see Shelly Winters have a psychotic cartoon breakdown for Christmas, so...
Father Wemanem

Father Wemanem



Nov 28 2007 2:13 AM



WOODPECKER!

WOODPECKER!



Nov 26 2007 11:29 PM

Howdy-doo D,

blah hahaha - we called you Doodie! dangit Damon, we was all chokin down mamas greenbean casserole and we was all missin' you something terrible last night, so everyone chipped in and we got you a podcast!!

hope you like it.
Woodpecker!



http://woodpeckermusic.com/podcast/podcast2_cmj.mp3
Patrick Emswiler

Patrick Emswiler



Nov 5 2007 6:26 AM

Hmm...I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
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