Where were you while we were getting high?Sorry, I was in the loo.
I like getting up early in the morning.
I like being myself when I think I shouldn't.
I like New York in June...how about you?
I like the Beatles.
I like Terry Wogan.
I like talking.
I like being proven wrong.
I like the Marx Brothers.
I like you if only you'd not keep tickling me.
I like the way I can say a lot without saying anything.
I like that people tell me when Nicholas Lyndhurst is on stuff.
I like I like I like.
I like foggy mornings in the country.
I LIKE TINTIN BOOKS!
I like the way Oliver Hardy and Stanley Laurel continually cause me pain through laughter even after all these years.
I don't like negativity.
I like it when you like what I like and tell me this.
LIKE LIKE LIKE.
Give me your hat and I shall not...
Music
The Beatles
Movies
Once Upon a Time in America
Television
The Sopranos
Books
Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
Heroes
John Lennon. My life minus him and his Beatles would have rendered me a different kind of James. Dustin Hoffman. His films from 1968 up to the 80s were all exceptional solely because he knew exactly what he wanted to do acting wise. He's fucking amazing. Groucho Marx. For tapping so finely into my humour 74 years later. Bob Dylan. The man talks an incredible amount of sense. Flann O'Brien. The man doesn't. Stan Laurel & Ollie Hardy I could never pick one over the other. Stan is undoubtedly the creative one comedically but Ollie is one of the best comic actors...ever! They both have been a guaranteed cheerer upper over the years. Jon Pertwee. For showing me the difference between good acting and great acting from a very early age. Jim Morrison. Without him doors would just be things we slam when we're annoyed. He also had an incredible head of hair.
Michael 'Cloth Ears' Sinclair
"This sentence sums up my relationship with the iceman. 'Aww you sound tired mate.. Did i wake you up? If so FUCKING GOOD.... Cunt.'"
James Mason
"James is capable of making anyone laugh even if they are getting gang raped at the time."
Erin Tierney
"James bends my mind in crazy directions. He makes me feel like an emotional contortionist. Once, I swear my funny bone came out through my shoulder."
'The Crystal' Maisie Manningtree
"Nude glow will one day accompany me to paris to see jim morrison :) he is a very sober person."
Richard Pipe
"James is a good character, u can find him in a broadway show!"
Alan Taylor
"James christe or tarentino 2 taxi drivers love 2 hang out with the guys especialy when the funnles involved, his moto if in doubt stick your thumb in, im sure he climbed everest once and can turn black cats white. Jim is like a son 2 me, he intriduced me 2 the greatest invention ever the funnle changed my life. Other than then that i think he is a cunt."
Jennifer Christie
"You interrupted my game you bliddy baarstud!"
Charlotte 'Pob' French
"Dr who is my hero. because his codename is Noel (like me) and he likes his tea strong with no sugar (like me) he also is a postman. he is cool!"
Nicholas Humphris
"Ah mr j christie, funniest guy i no. Only sayin that bcoz i dont no lee evans personally. If i did then it would be, ah mr j christie 2nd funniest guy i no lol."
Stephanie Anderson
"James kissed me on the bonet of a car best news years eve ever haha he also sits in rusty trolleys."
Megan Christie
"Gay!"
Dave Rogers
"James is probably one of the funnyest people i know."
Amelia Parmenter
"James the cat, funny old young man and god do i love him. Not love love but you know.. Friend love. He likes cats and puts them in washing machines! No one quite like him really!"
Tina 'Teaspoon' Hockey
"James has smooth skin. Smooth like a cat. I believe he likes vinegar. Once, we actually had an adventure in an emo free sone. He looks a bit like a fork, skinny body an spiky head. His hair is spun from the wire of a brush and is home to various species of flea. We have four children together scattered around the globe."
Lucy Christie (MUM!)
"James has an ego the size of Marks and Spencer, but without the underwear to back it up."
Jacob Oram
"James Christie is the man of my dreams!"
Steve Macey
"Whacky Blacky!"
Kevin Jennings
"James has created a wonderful bouncy castle of happiness in my life."
Laura-Rose Smyth
"JAMES IS MY HERO. He once saved a cat and where ever he goes there'll soon be a hat. There is one thing that i must say, if u find yourself bored on a sunny day go down to the promenade in the month of may. On a cold and frosty morning and on the way find a christie whose first name starts with a j and invite him to join ur partay with you you'll bring some bacon and string and a jar full of honey and plenty of money wrapped up in a five bob note. Down to the crabbing lake ul stagger where the crabs are armed with daggers. You will sit there for a while, cold. You sit there for a while longer. Only to be told by a toy boat and his owner bald (dont confuse with bold)that this lake of crabs is no more. The greedy council filled it in and threw the crabs on the shore."
Who I'd like to meet: President Robert Mugabe's close, personal friends but NOT President Robert Mugabe.
Michael Sinclair is clinically insane. That is all.
I think Tapas is Spanish....have you heard of fajitas...I'm bringing mexi seasoning just incase. Travestical. "burt was a millionaire selling that spray on hair, sippin californian wine...you gotta love everybody" ;)
Well I want a break from the city while I'm there, and I'm not about to get kidnapped by European mountees when I want to go out. So, within distance to harass you when I'm ready to take a break from my work.
erm....well, the thing is the flat will sleep 3, but I'll only be there for a month. I guess I could try to find someone who wanted to come with me for a month. Who knows! Maybe by some weird offchance you'd know know someone who'd wanna share a flat with a strange American girl for a month in Feb :)
Hey, I wanted to catch you on msn, but hey! I don't know how to take my mothers computer off of "safe mode"
Anyways, I'm planning a month-long visit to Essex in Feb for part of my independent study next quarter. I was hoping you could tell me of any links to a flat for less than 160 pounds a week. Ash says he's heard of 80-90 a week...but yea, not sure where else to look other than the county website. Help? :P
Yeah I know what it's like. I am not always 'switched on" as they say, to write what I think may be cool or interesting to others, there is no hurry mate, just whenever, it's great to be in touch anyway and I think you have plenty to say from your site, we have our whole life to corresponde so no hurry hey? I really enjoy your creativity and I would love to express even half of what you do, I have it all in my head what I want to say but it's just gotta come out more. I have also been very very slack with blogs, I think of many things away from my pc then I forget, ah maybe the old trusty note pad in the pocket may help but then sometimes the thought behind the idea is sometimes hard to remember and I have read things back and gone huh? I shouldn't let anything stop me tho hey?, Will is coming here on Tuesday, we are looking forward to meeting up with him. I think we are having a luncheon at my place should be good. I have been granted holidays at work for July, Aug, Sept next year so I hope to be over again to disturb the peace, Cheers take care Choo and say a big hello to your family, Jo I really enjoy the song, Thanks for the inspiration, I love hearing songs that are new to me ;+)
