Razzle: Vocals, vagina-centric thinking, mischief, heartbreaking, sleeping. Dazzle: Vocals, beats, beating, vagina-centric embracing, heartbreaking, staying up. Frazzled: Tour management, concepts, FOH, filthy mindedness, heavy drinking, mismanagement. Plus a rotating cast of amazing musicians and crew that quite simply will blow your mind: Chip Auchinloss - production mgr, monitors and smoke machine. Bronko - Razzle&Dazzle's tour masseuse. Marc Brownstein - bass and priceless comments. Dave Dreiwitz - bass and sainthood. Aaron Freeman - band photog, lyrics, and spiritual advice. Jim Hamilton - Bass and action. Tommy Hamilton - guitar and fashion advice. Chris Harford - guitar and creativity. Ron Johnson - On the Bass. Eric Kalb - Drums, melodica & hangovers. Kevin Kendrick - vibes, turntables and panic. Aaron Magner - keys and beats. Michael "Mickey" Melchiondo, Jr (aka Dean Ween) - guitar, spiritual advice and well, too much to list. Moira Meltzer-Cohen - guitar, backing vocals and dreams. Scott Metzger - guitar and balls. Seahag - guitar and tastiness. Joey Russo - drums, explosions and trust. Skerik - Saxophonics, horn arrangements and general raging. Chris Stillwell - Turntables, bass and encyclopedic musicologist. Robert Walter - Keyboards and laid back SoCal style mixed with sweet southern soul. More to come...
Influences
Our muse, booze, the ferver of tour and all the cock we can rock, vagina - yrs and ours - Chick-Filet, pronounced Chick Fila and all the chick fillas, Ween, Zeppelin, Queen, two crazy bitches, Joan Jett, Joan of Arc
Sounds Like
Perfectly unsnapping a bra with one hand.
Who do we want to meet?
Hustlers, Bustlers, porn freaks, music geeks, rock stars, rich boys, coke whores, princes, paupers, poets, girl toys, fetishists, molesters, protesters, investors, fools, school girls, fans, lovers, renters, clubers, haters, day breakers, risk takers, taste-makers, drug dealers, soul stealers, tit feelers, real dealers, the who's who and anyone that's come unglued
Don't even bother classifying Hampton Comes Unglued as a girl band, because it's two founding members are all WOMAN. Successfully walking the fine line between "You know you want us" and "You know you can't have us", Hampton Comes Unglued defies traditional convention with every move they make. Are they an operatic duo channeling the spirit of Maria Callas through Paris Hilton's irreverence? Perhaps you hear Renee Fleming's voice soaring from between soft spread thighs? Do they tour with a band nuanced enough to challenge Miles Davis fronting a Rolling Stones-esque troupe of groupie bait? Will you note their tour dates or view more pics to masturbate over? Are they the women of your dreams? Is anything what it seems? You know you can only hope to figure it out for yourself...
Last login 11-3-07?!?! what's going on here? What happened to the enthusiastic days of 48 hour rehearsals and flyerig the parking lots of Granola Funk Express concerts!? Looks like somebody's not hungry for it anymore...it's a shame, really.
hey whats up? i wanted to show you this site, it shows you if anyone has a crush on you and tells you who it is. i just tried it and i cant believe what it said.
I need to set up a meeting to show you ladies your outfits for your opening set at the UM/tBD Brooklyn show. You will be pleased (and so will all of the male audience members, if you catch my drift).
Oh HCU, I wish I could skinny dip in the fountain with you both, but since I'm going out west, I need to postpone our lewd behavior until Tennessee. Til then, I'll see you in my dreams.
