The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton
"I like cigarettes and that's no gag. You'll always be my favorite fag."

Male
38 years old
Chicago, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 11/9/2008
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    The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton's Interests
GeneralI like camping, fun, eating a great meal at a restaurant that you never expected to get a great meal at, cooking, baking, walking all around this great toddlin' town, making music, just about anything.
MusicI am turned on by this whole "electroclash" almost 80's stuff. I love Goldfrapp, Fisherspooner, Scissor Sisters, The Fitness, adult, Ladytron and such. I am a fag and as such I am required to also love good dance music, and I do. I get into some bluegrass, some Nina Simone, some Shirley Bassey, Meryn Cadell, This Mortal Coil, The Magnetic Fields. I really dig music. No J-lo though. None. Ever. I have a profile in the music section under the band name "Hammy" if you want to hear some of my songs. They are also playing right now.
MoviesI haven't been to a movie in three or four years. I like movies. Just not around other people. I loved Happiness, Storytelling. Lars Van Trier's movies are a real laugh riot! Peter Greenaway is one of my favorites. I also loved Heavenly Creatures, and Meet the Feebles. I like documentaries like "Whole" and "The Tasty Bust Reunion" and I love Diane Keaton's movie "Heaven!" I also think that John Waters is brilliant. I even loved Pecker which everyone hated. I have been watching a lot of Gay History documentaries about the Radical Faeries, The Mattachine Society, and before and after the times of Stonewall. A girls gotta know where she came from, right?
TelevisionI do watch a lot of TV. Mostly shows that I have seen a thousand times and can recite word for word. A good day is seeing all three Simpsons (5, 6, and 10), Family Guy and Futurama. I am also a sucker for a terrible reality show. Yes, I watched some of American Masters. Am I proud? No. Was it some good TV occasionally? You bet. I don't watch the dating ones though. They are just pathetic. No thanks Bachelor and such.
BooksI read books when I feel like it which is usually right before I go to bed. I loved Wicked and Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. I and reading "Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules" which is a group of stories edited by David Sedaris. I can't wait for Amy Sedaris' cookbook to come out. I am also reading some Augusten Burroughs and David Rakoff. I enjoy some Stephen King and some Peter Straub. No Danielle Steele. No Tom Clancy. Not really into crime dramas of any kind.
HeroesSandra Bernhard is someone I really admire. I love her. I also admire Karl Lagerfeld for being that damn gay. But, I think that a hero is someone that you aspire to be and that would have to be my Dad. He really is an amazing man
Groups: QueerPunkBEARSandCHASERSBears and CubsBear LoveBear Space SDZach Galifianakis - Come on Down, Don't Be Such a HomoThe Chicago Improv SceneGAY BEAR MEN N THE MEN WHO LOV UMChicago Improv

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     The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:I was raised in Arlington, Texas
Body type:5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Real Estate Consultant

   The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Acting
 

1988 to 1994
Martin H S
Arlington,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1985 to 1988

   The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton's Companies
Garrison Partners Consulting
Chicago, IL US
Sales Manager

2/2000 to 5/2006
Equity Marketing Services
Chicago, IL US
Sales Director
474 N. Lake Shore Drive

5/06-present



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   The Man, The Myth...Michael Hampton's Blurbs
About me:
I had to change my profile because too many people said that it was giving them a gay seizure. So this one is a little more tame. I am a great guy who has a good head on his shoulders. I have my shit together. I sell real estate to pay my bills and work as an actor whenever I get a chance. I have performed at Second City, The Playground, Lifeline Theatre, The Bailiwick Repertory and more. I have a degree in acting from U.T. and graduated from the conservatory at Second City. As a man, I am what would be considered a bear. I enjoy the bear community and since joining it, have really found a great peace with myself and who I like to date. I recently found this out...
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!
I do have a profile on Bear411 and have put a link to it right here. If there is anything that you want to know, feel free to ask.
Hamybear
My Profile
Or, you can go to my music website here: http://www.myspace.com/hammysband
Who I'd like to meet:
People who aren't complete assholes. People who have their shit together too. People who are artistic, creative, open to new ideas, kinda hot and fun. If you are bored, look at my "Haiku for the Day" on my blog. Oh and here is a quote that I think will always brighten a gloomy day: cherylsaysvulva.jpg

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TJ Fitzgerald





Oct 16 2008 1:15 AM


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Happy Hump Day!

Hugs

Tim
Keith





Oct 14 2008 7:34 PM

Bad day at work...and I lost my cell phone!!! My goal today: Going home to bed! :)
How is your cute self??
Absinthe





Oct 13 2008 9:21 PM

And 6% of four million is....?
Keith





Oct 9 2008 6:16 PM

Yo Hampton! What up??
TJ Fitzgerald





Oct 6 2008 12:01 AM

Have a great week! Hugs. Tim
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Sep 30 2008 10:49 PM

Thanks!! And WOOF
Ian





Sep 15 2008 6:51 PM

Michael,

GOOD LUCK with your play!!! I'll raise a glass to you this weekend at the Martin reunion!
Chris Bleaux





Sep 13 2008 8:27 PM

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Aug 30 2008 12:58 PM

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Aug 25 2008 11:36 PM

Hi Bro!!!!

Love the Hiakus!! Miss ya and why do you get all the naked men on your page? I'm jealous...LOL

Kisses,
Lisa AKA Suki the wild woman of the family
Angelique Munro





Aug 3 2008 11:37 PM

Remembering " Marilyn Monroe "
Marilyn Monroe died August 5,1962

She remains more than just a film star , sex symbol or even a global sensation. The universal love and esteem Marilyn Monroe garners has extended her status beyond that of a star to an icon. Revealing her wit, charm , and personal warmth .


I try to capture that and let it shine though me with her beauty, sensuality in mind every time I impersonate her the everlasting allure of Marilyn Monroe .


Much love and respect
Angelique
Brandon


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Jul 20 2008 7:23 AM

Gawd UR gorgeous ;)
Keith





Jul 8 2008 6:54 PM

YO! Hampton!!! I have to say, It was GREAT to see you!!!!! Lets plan on getting together sometime soon.
XXOO
Angelique Munro





Jun 12 2008 12:12 AM

just stop by to say hi and show ya some love !
ClotzNChi





Jun 11 2008 9:04 PM

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May 31 2008 8:02 PM