12 slipping and sliding wheels under full power without touching under dusty lights. Only thing more fun to me is 16 wheels!
It'll come to ya if you think hard enough.
I'm an aspiring comedian, just haven't got the sack yet to get on stage. Apparently I'm hilarious, strangers and friends agree, but I can't write funny!
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About me: I'm a big gutted starving comedian. Just out of a hot tub filled with all that is wrong with porn stars, in a suburb east of Denver, Co.
I practice my comedy to unwilling and unknowing folks. My normal show is given at the local Alzheimer's Clinic in front of a large group of Mexican Landscapers and Patients alike. Normally I am escorted off the premises and told never to return. Lucky for me they don't Habla or remember.
Most people despise my creativity, they compare my comedy to the likes of a Black Andrew Dice Clay, without the skin tone, or the cool name. The law camps out everywhere I go and the president has a spy camera set up in my shower for his daughter's enjoyment.
Knowing this I give them a rough porn show daily that may or may not include the inappropriate use of soap and loufa. There is always a lot of lather!
Although I haven't taken my comedy to the stage yet I am confident that eventually my man sack will grow to its proper weight and size ergo giving me the ability to make others laugh who actually want to laugh at me.
In my free time you can find me shit faced at a topless beach in the Yucatan vomiting at way wrong times.
I've got a beautiful baby girl and a wonderful wife that let me do the things I want at a price that only Hell can pay.
I hope you enjoy what I write as much as I enjoy writing it. If you don't, then keep it to yer fuckin self!
My favorite all time celebrity quotes
Dan Issel former Denver Nuggets player/Coach:
"Go drink another beer, you Mexican piece of shit"
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