hangin an bangin, constant wind, candlelight, no shirts, periodically reverting to childhood, ACCESSORIZING!, bad translations, citi trends, hoop earrings, catchphrases, wikipedia, spitting, cussing, thigh highs, open minds, making noise, military surplus, survival, fire, fucking things up, celebrity gossip, making love, putting things in my mouth or to my lips, function over fashion, smiles, bare feet, and not sleeping
Music
karate, mogwai, godspeed you black emperor, the decemberists, converge, band of horses, the red chord, foreigner, ginuwine, mr. bigg, interpol, american football, make believe, joan of arc, owen, kim wilson, yo la tengo, necrophagist, !!!, malady, oxes, comrade, hank III, franz ferdidnand, death from above 1979, gang of four, starflyer59, hey mercedes, saves the day, elliott smith, hank williams sr, iron and wine, radiohead, appleseed cast, pedro the lion, pinback, the get up kids, album leaf, air, city of caterpillar, bright eyes, neva dinova, chromatics, ray charles, ben kweller, lucero, young jeezy, sparrows swarm and sing, darkest hour, frodus, hella, isis, death cab for cutie, biggy, ac/dc, elliot, devendra banhart, the microphones, mos def, piebald, the rolling stones, sigur ros, velvet underground, johnny cash, 2pac, against me!, alkaline trio, bloc party, metallica, don caballero, jets to brazil, mars volta, minus the bear, new order, murder by death, pelican, road side monument, pink floyd, ted leo, smashing pumpkins, usher, these arms are snakes, ten grand, tchaikovsky, tom waits, unwed sailor
Movies
the brave little toaster, the big lebowski, tarantino stuff, castaway, the jerk, i heart huckabees, nick berg, fight club, shadow hours, flashdance, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, red dawn, two g's and a key, rambo first blood, adaptation, mother,jugs, and speed, 28 days later, we were soldiers, willshegag.com, just about anything where the protagonist dies
Television
squidbillies, man vs wild, history channel, dave chappelle, arrested developement, family guy, conan o' brien, reno911, legends of the hidden temple, cops,
About me: i want to turn into a squirrel or some other small, speedy animal and get shot a day later. and then the kid eating me swallows some pellets from the shotgun shell that killed me and he get's lead poisoning and they dont know what's wrong with him and in the hospital he gets really dizzy and falls over on a tray of big needles with all kinds of dangerous things in them because they are lazy and leave them out and they fly across the room and land in the nurses' faces and in his parents' faces and then everyone get's really sick and contagious with this crazy new disease and it spreads all over the city and people are dying and hacking up chunks of lung and wrecking cars and forgetting to put cigarettes out at the gas pump and blowing everything up and someone falls off a building onto a spiked fence and everyone just dies horribly and it's all because i turned into a god damned rodent for a day.
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shit happens and then you die.
Who I'd like to meet: manbearpig
vampires
lying cheating women
anything and anyone that sucks out my life and soul and leaves me feeling like a used, wasted piece of garbage with good intentions; or a true stone cold fox--a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.
i shall be passing through your state in a matter of two months with two in tow. please remind me where that fucked up bar that is opened beyond any time imaginable is located.
Hey Man, Thanks for making it out either way. Would you happen to know anyone in the Birmingham area that the band could crash at tonight? We're trying to figure out something. -ago