Let us never forget the time Hank received the prestigious MBE from the British Empire, only to publicly reject the award in 2003 because he said it reminds him of "thousands of years of brutality, it reminds me of how my foremothers were raped and my forefathers brutalised"
Rodney: Hey, calm down guys. You better staple that up.
Jason: Uhhhh...
Hank: Yeah, the WC just added a new show.
Jason: I forget what my argument was.
Hank: Yeah, maybe next week Pauline. Learn from the pro.
Kyle and I have been working on a new recipe. Hope you enjoy.
Iced Pepper Upside-Down Casserole
INGREDIENTS:
lots of spaghetti
preground black pepper
crushed ice
cabbage
fun
Cook and drain spaghetti noodles and set aside. Take a large casserole dish and cover the dish in black pepper. Top with a delicious layer of crushed ice. Then pack in spaghetti noodles on top as tightly as possible. Refrigerate overnight. Next day, flip casserole dish onto a large serving tray and cut hardened casserole into squares. Serve chilled with a quarter-head of raw cabbage. Step 3: revenue
in the highest pitched voice i am able to attain
"Hi Hank"
"You are one heck of a funny Guy"
" when I grow up I want to be just like you
and snoopy's dope sack"
I loved getting to dancearound like the Peanuts Gang at Freedumb Fest
thanks for all the chuckles that I Am able to recall...
truly your dumbest fan
Davey
Dear Hank. Thanks for being an internet. You get a one-up!
Kyle's Signature Mtn. Dew Soup:
Bring 2 cups Mountain Dew to a boil.
Add 1/2 cup diced Slim Jims and 1/2 cup ramen noodles.
Boil for 5 minutes.
Pour soup into bowl.
Top soup with large marshmallows.
Put bowl into oven preheated to 400 degrees.
Remove bowl after marshmallows have melted, creating a crisp seal on the surface.
Sprinkle 2 tsp Nerds.
Serve hot.
