"When someone calls you 'pal' and you're not pals, fuck that." -Dane Cook
"I'll be right back sweetie, don't get raped or anything while I'm gone." -Andrew Striker
"I am a strong black woman and I will not put up with his shenanigans." -Joey Jaworski
"I'd sooner diaper your ass than squeeze your dick." -Matt Goldberg
"Do you think this Jesus fad is ever gonna fade?" -Matt Goldberg
"*GASSSSP* I have an idea! We should go to Wal-Mart and get soft pretzels!!!!" -Joey Jaworski
"You and me... we put the WE in aWEsome." -Frank Arban
"That's a pretty bitchin' supply of mayonnaise." -Joey Jaworski
"Julia, I'm gonna throw my testicles at you." -Joey Jaworski
"Wait, what's your name? I need to add you on Facebook." -Me "Joey Jaworski." -Joey "Right, cuz it's not like you and I are in a Facebook relationship or anything!" -Me "You could lose me in your galaxy." -Joey Jaworski
"John McCain is like a vasectomy, he's been removed." -Joey Jaworski
Who I'd like to meet:
Thom Yorke. I just want to know how he writes such beautiful music. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are a given in this category.
that was my promuse ring, i moved to wisconsin and he gave me that to say we would get married and he would never leave me even though i was gone. thank you, how was your b.day and what job did you get? and congradulations!!
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Dec 23 2009 1:28 AM
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Jun 28 2009 6:03 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11398638
Made it muhself.
Jun 28 2009 5:58 PM
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Jun 22 2009 1:19 AM
I'm... okay :) How are you, beautiful?
Jun 18 2009 3:02 PM