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Hansen
Third World Sexy

Male
102 years old
FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    Hansen's Interests
GeneralComedy. Writing.
Music.. Heroes Outkast. Ludacris. Young Jeezy. Busta Rhymes. Boyz II Men. Jay-Z. Linkin Park. Alicia Keys. Bone Thugz N Harmony. Reggae of all types. Gospel...anything positive.
MoviesLife, Coming To America, Imitations of Life, Beverly Hills Cop I and II, Harlem Nights, Blues Brothers. Running Scared, House Party, Robin Hood (The old cartoon version), Con-Air, Friday
TelevisionMonk, Nip/Tuck, Depserate Housewives, Scrubs, Smallville, Comedy Central, City Confidential, The First 48...HEROES
BooksAnything with words is good...Stranger in a Strange Land...Lord of the Flies...FHM and Maxim
HeroesMy mom...and a few other people

     Hansen's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Pisces

   Hansen's Schools
University Of Florida
Gainesville,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Greek:   Omega Psi Phi

1998 to 2001

   Hansen's Companies
Blue Hill Productions
Miami, FL US
President/CEO



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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 12 2009 8:00P
TROPICAL ROYALE Fort Myers FL

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About me:
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Hansen was never the coolest kid in the class. In fact, Hansen was the class nerd. Hansen found the easiest way to save Hansen from getting beat up was to laugh Hansen's way out of a situation. Needless to say, the laughs started early. As Hansen grew older, Hansen thought Hansen would mature into a tall, sexy man. That never happened. Instead, Hansen is what's known as "third world sexy." The laughs continued. And so Hansen decided to make a career out of it -- but not before trying Hansen's hand at a few other professions. Oh yeah, Hansen really likes to hear Hansen's name.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'll meet anyone; whether or not I speak to them after the initial meeting remains to be seen.

   Hansen's Friend Space (Top 4)
Hansen has 1505 friends.
 kirk 


 Rebecca Lynn 


 Shannon Marie 


 TRAGIC CLOWN 





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Carmen





Jun 21 2009 7:23 PM

Hey how u been? Hows work? U still livin in da same place? Im ok Just tryin to make it!
*Kay-Ti*





May 26 2009 7:28 PM

As soon as I can qet sumtime off, miami iz mah 1st priority!! I'm dyin 2 qo down there!!! Lol
*Kay-Ti*





May 26 2009 4:54 PM

Yeh still here.. Lol... Ocala? Wow... haha
*Kay-Ti*





May 26 2009 2:14 AM

not a dam thing!! lol.. jusz bin workin a lot.. wut about u? how's MIA?
*Kay-Ti*





May 24 2009 6:49 AM

Hey!! Jusz passin throu to see how everythinq's qoin?? Hope your doinq qood!!!
Rebecca Lynn





Apr 29 2009 4:24 PM

Hello out there! How are you my friend? Keeping busy? You going to be in the area anytime this summer?
Myke Herlihy





Apr 11 2009 8:45 PM

Daytona- So Far, So Good.
How's the Crowne?
*AFRIKAN QUEEN* & TESHAYLUV67 PARADIZE ISLAND





Apr 4 2009 5:33 PM

happy saturday
Rebecca Lynn





Mar 15 2009 3:22 PM

Hansen...I hope you are well! what is new - it's been awhile.
How's the comedy going?
(¯'·._.·[ Jessy ]·._.·'¯)





Mar 2 2009 1:11 AM

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Feb 2 2009 1:58 AM

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BOBBIE





Jan 30 2009 10:06 PM

Tag ur it....I did not start it but yet sending it out!!


First I want you to know that I love you to death and you are amazing.. if I don't get this back I understand.. But...I have a game for you.

Once you read this letter you must send it to 14 people that you really care about including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are loved."

Nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love... Tonight right at 12:00am your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years. sends this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who your real love is!

I promise you my love
I promise you my heart
I promise you my life
I promise we'll never be apart
I promise not to hurt you
I promise to never make you cry
I promise to always trust you
I promise not to lie
I promise you forever
I promise you tonight
I promise you my respect
I promise to do things right
I promise to always be there
I promise until the end
I promise to always love you
I promise to be your best friend
I promise you my love
I promise you my life
I promise this forever
I promise our friendship is my life
your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,
your the STAR to my BURST,
your the M to my M,
your the POP to my TART,
your the MILKY to my WAY,
your the FRUIT to my LOOP,
your the MILK to my DUDS,
your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
your the ICE to my CREAM,
your the GHETTO to my BOOTY,

but mostly....

your the BEST to my FRIEND
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Aniria





Jan 29 2009 9:53 PM

I'm glad to hear from you as well and I am glad things are good with you.
Don't be a stranger!
Aniria





Jan 29 2009 12:51 AM

Work is going good and comedy has been on the backburner for some years. I am working on a roast but after that I will put comedy back on the backburner while I pursue an MBA. After that, then we will see.
Aniria





Jan 29 2009 12:19 AM

Been good. Busy with work and kids of course, going back to school in July.
You travel at all for comedy?
The future Mrs. Davenport





Jan 28 2009 8:19 PM

ah man im sorry dude!
feel better and keep your head up!
The future Mrs. Davenport





Jan 28 2009 7:48 PM

how did you get whiplash?
hope you feel better soon.....
Aniria





Jan 28 2009 5:34 PM

Hey Hansen! Just wanted to say hello! How have you been?
E 2





Jan 27 2009 3:55 PM

Thanks for the add!!!
The future Mrs. Davenport





Jan 20 2009 6:31 PM

let me know when you come back to slow-cala
hopefully it will be on a sunday night so me and my man can come see your show. monday night would work too lol.

there is no telling when ill be back in south fla, my baby-daddy has been wanting me and josh to come visit but josh's work schedule just won't allow it.

i didn't even know joke boys was still open until the other day. i want a job there, lol. they should hire me, i can be funny.... shit.
The future Mrs. Davenport





Jan 20 2009 5:26 PM

i was a part of history too!
it was my first election ever voting or even being a registered voted!
i voted for President Obama in the primaries and in the general election and i could not feel any more proud that i helped make history!!

you ever comin' back to joke boys son?
Wilkine Brutus(Poet-Host-Film)





Jan 6 2009 8:24 PM

Sup Hansen...wow...its been so long. Happy New Year man. Stay in touch.
Onelove!
Bono's Mommy





Jan 6 2009 6:21 AM

It was great hangin' with you this weekend!!!!
Jessie (Robles) Baade





Jan 6 2009 2:23 AM

Hey Hansen! Just was in Florida in a non-comedy way and thought of you.
Hope 2009 is great for you!
Richy Lala





Dec 19 2008 4:25 PM

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