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Hans Blix and the Inspectors
Country / Folk / Rockabilly

"its not funny its just bloody stupid"

London,
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  7/4/2008
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Member Since6/6/2006
Band Membershans blix, purveyor of fine ales; james martin, norse warlord; matthew pants, librarian and anti-rationalist
Influencesthe lengthy and tedious downtime between flashes of questionable inspiration. no seriously that's what we're all listening to right now. they're dutch. checkem out.
Sounds Likesalt and vinegar chips to a thirsty man
Record Labelbigger than yours
Type of LabelMajor





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Jun 11 2008 8:00P
Barden’s London
Jun 22 2008 8:00P
Hector’s House Brighton

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   About Hans Blix and the Inspectors
forward a little... a little more... to the right... never mind, go back.... now do that, you see? with your face do that... ok.... good... be fierce... i need you to take that elbow and really make it the solar plexus of the whole thing... that's it... you got it girl... fuck yeah, that's it. squint with your eyes fully open... don't think about the angles, fuck angles, angles are out, just give me that thing with your face... fuck yeah ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

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The Severed Limb





Jul 2 2008 10:04 AM

Hi Guys

The Severed Limb are playing at this lovely looking club in Soho next week.
It's FREE entry! So come along and do the hop!
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The Severed Limb





Jun 24 2008 4:52 AM

Hi Fellas
This Friday we're playing at the launch night for Lobster Quadrille Magazine issue 4 (a great mag!), you'll probably get a free copy if you come along. It's FREE entry too!

For more info click here!




lovely bones





Jun 14 2008 1:58 AM

mmmmmmmm, they usually pick on the insecure...(worldwide actually)
deXter Bentley





Jun 13 2008 6:30 AM

lovely bones





Jun 11 2008 5:19 AM

play well bud! if you come to nz for some shows(hmmm?) then you must play chch. you would be very well recieved... i think il add one of your tracks to my page. hope you dont mind....piece!bang!
The Severed Limb





Jun 10 2008 3:39 AM

Great to meet you the other night. That was a fine set you played.
Robert
xx
john douglas appreciation society





May 25 2008 4:03 AM

boo
the Wrongdoings





May 20 2008 3:02 PM

ha! The cunt is all yours... I'm sure Bob will share. And besides, we're into cock these days.
Yes yowser.
cinemascopes





May 20 2008 1:41 PM

hectors poster
the Wrongdoings





May 19 2008 4:47 AM

hey...I thought we put the cunt in country...
bad men
stranger than paradise





May 18 2008 9:44 AM

ok here you go.. let me know if it works out with the other guys! Photobucket
john douglas appreciation society





May 12 2008 3:31 AM

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THE HON. DOCTOR WAIL





Feb 23 2008 7:22 AM

I have piss flaps all over my house, but I've found Handy Andy a useful ally.
cinemascopes





Feb 21 2008 1:05 PM

hey davo. we are playing with die die die from nz on april 7th if you happen to be in brighton. it's a monday night and might be fun... theres a bed at ours if you need it. Leon
Naomi Hates Humans


Is Online


Feb 2 2008 4:42 AM

Print this flyer to get in for £3 rather than £4

Narcoda Records





Jan 19 2008 5:00 AM

WHERE DO I BUY 'THE BIGGEST LIE'? YOU NEVER ANSWER...
Naomi Hates Humans


Is Online


Jan 17 2008 2:38 PM

***Print this flyer and bring it with you to get a
pound off entry***



And if you haven't already, please add my gigs page -

BWTD London Gigs
cinemascopes





Jan 15 2008 5:41 PM

Guit A Rist AVAil able (willswallow)
DICE CLUB





Jan 10 2008 11:17 AM

Your presence is requested at the following events...
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Likely Stories





Jan 7 2008 10:42 AM

When you play?
Kevin Montgomery





Dec 14 2007 4:37 PM

Hey! Are the holiday shoppers driving your crazy yet??! I wanted to let you know that i'll be playing a show in London on jan. 15th at Half Moon Putney, and if you're not gigging yourself? Anyway, i have two opening acts....Shurman and Andrea Glass.....i found Andrea on myspace, and produced her record in Nashville over the summer. I think you'll dig her....http://wwww.myspace.com/andreaglassmusic Also, Al Perkins......who's played with everyone from the Rolling Stones to Gram Parsons to Emmylou Harris will once again be with me. His career is obviously on a downslide!!! Ha! I found some old clips of Al's days with Manassas and put them into this video to introduce you to Shurman and Andrea....if you get a second.....check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0u6hDmd4As Anyway, i hope you are doing well, and the music is coming along finely!!!! Hope to see you, Kevin
Mary Hampton





Dec 11 2007 5:19 AM

Hello sirs!
Likewise...It was a fab gig. We shall meet again. That is a threat and a promise.
Mary x
DICE CLUB





Dec 7 2007 8:39 AM

Your presence is requested this Sunday...
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Meet Love





Dec 3 2007 2:54 AM

Greetings from the Valley of the Clueless. You'll be pleased to hear that we played in a hairdresser's on Saturday. Yeah, that's Rock 'n' Roll Dresden style!
Mhairead





Nov 27 2007 4:59 PM

goodness - I used to remember a hans. you wouldn;t be any relation would you
Narcoda Records





Nov 23 2007 9:00 AM

Hey Hans Blix... Where do I buy your album? Or can you just make "THE BIGGEST LIE" downloadable for a limited period of time#? Please let me know...
Anders





Nov 16 2007 3:59 AM

Anders





Nov 6 2007 7:34 AM

Naomi Hates Humans


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Oct 27 2007 8:23 AM

Narcoda Records





Oct 22 2007 3:19 AM

Mr Blix-where do i buy your album? I would like a copy of 'The Biggest Lie'- fantastic song, only second to Steve Elston's 'Jenny'- Please let me know; Tree-spect Jon
Wojtek the Feckless Pole





Oct 15 2007 8:49 AM

Julie





Oct 13 2007 3:13 AM

I was going through some old pics and found this! You and some good folk, and a total stranger...

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DICE CLUB





Oct 12 2007 8:53 AM

Your presence is requested this Sunday...
x
El Burro No Entiende





Oct 12 2007 12:35 AM

Where do you play in Dresden? I can't make it myself... but I know a lot of people there, I will tell them to get their asses to the venue.

Dresden is a lovely city, nevertheless, you will have a GREAT time there. If you have time (and if you don't play there yourselves) go to Groove Station in Neustadt and say hi to my f(r)iends.

Not much of a help for 21st here. Sundays suck, as everywhere, and the only bar remotely possible (for me, of course) just closed down.
Andre





Oct 10 2007 2:30 AM

You see to be online a good deal these days Wriggers - is you becoming a rock star?
El Burro No Entiende





Oct 9 2007 4:32 AM

Oi!

Long time no hear... I was myspace-lazy for... well, pretty much the whole summer. WHAT WHAT, you coming to Germany? Or did you already do the trip? Hit me with dates and stuff and nonsense, I will catch a train/bus/plane/Rose MacGowan and try to catch ya... why not Munich then, aye?

Cheers, good man!
r
THE HON. DOCTOR WAIL





Oct 5 2007 9:05 PM

I hear that Mr Pants is now in this band. Fine move. He has quick fingers, a good pump action, and never lets his poor eyesight hold him back. I on the other hand have very good eyesight, but let athsma control my life. It's a mixed bag and I guess you must play the cards that were dealt to you.
AUDREY GODDAMN





Oct 4 2007 4:57 PM

hi dave! sorry you were sick and had to miss that party - CRAP! get well sooooooooooooooooon... X
I SOLD MY SOUL FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL