MUSIC, Halloween (the holiday), Camping, ANIMALS!, fishing and crabbing, Boozing, KEEEEEEGAN'S, comics, hating Mister Pockets, hating Sharkees, video games, tattoos, turnaround trips, gambling in Vegas (NOT in crappy California casinos!!), watching people trip, pan jokes, trailer-speak, the beach, snow, Rachael Ray, cheesy wrestling (Mankind/Cactus Jack and Undertaker) darts!, Knott's Berry Farm, yay-ay-yo, grammar nazi, playing World of Warcraft, WW II, conspiracy theories, people who don't believe we landed on the moon, quantum mechanics, the history of death, Anselm (but not in a pretentious person kind of way), the 80's, picture pages, the NES, Atari 2600, the history (and inevitable doom) of Earth, NO lobsters!, paper clip chains, honeybees, driving around with a full tank of gas and no particular destination, the driving range, geology, the crime encyclopedia, frozen yogurt, empty swimming pools, linguistics, SNES Mario Kart (I GET BOWSER), firemen in yellow pants, old-school ice cream trucks, tintypes, paper cranes, martinis, playing MOOSE, cryptozoology, spooky ghost stories, OUIJA boards, French texts, dinosaurs, goin' to shows, Mankind vs. the Undertaker, outer space, inner space, sea creatures, long-lost anything, the Jack Benny Show, sex ten times a day, ancient civilizations, roadtrips, huffing (ha!), I can't help bitch policin', retro commercials, the spirit world, extraterrestrials, numismatics, playin' the ponies, pirates versus ninjas, the Depression, being a bartender in disguise, uppercutting, Harry Houdini, Howard Stern, Robert Crumb, Ralph Steadman, Ozzy, Michael Jackson, Abbot and Costello, Phil Hendrie, Chuck Norris, the Marx Brothers, Gene Kelly, a hodgepodge of serial killers, carnivals and amusement parks, vintage paraphernalia pertaining to circuses, concerts, saloons, or sideshows, and my Prada bag. HOLLA!
Music
...Top Tunes!:
Bob Dylan, Motley Crue, ICP, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, Depeche Mode, Rancid, Def Leppard, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, Skid Row, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Michael Jackson, the Exploited, Marilyn Manson (1996 and earlier, mostly), Guns 'N Roses (with Slash and Izzy--none of this Axl Rose solo shit), Weird Al
What you got on my music?: Scorptions, Nirvana, the Cure, Twiztid, Concrete Blonde, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Lars and the Bastards, The Sweet, Kottonmouth Kings, Pleistoscene, Tim Armstrong, Nausea, Phish, Soul Asylum, Selena, Andy C, Dieselboy, Collective Soul, London After Midnight, Theatre of Tragedy, Pogues, Poison, Slipknot, Pearl Jam, Psychedelic Furs, Ozzy, Cypress Hill, Kelly Clarkson, Bad Brains, Pearl Jam, Subhumans, Propagandhi, Aus Rotten, the Cult, Crass, Adam [and the] Ant[s], Conflict, Dropkick Murpheys, Shellac, Tool, System, Velvet Revolver, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Primus, Stiff Little Fingers, Deep Purple, Skankin' Pickle, The Shins, Strung Out, D generation, Rudimentary Peni, Scratch Acid, Grateful Dead, Total Chaos, Chaos UK, UK Subs, Minor Threat, GBH, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Yes, Screeching Weasel, the Rentals, Steely Dan, Pinhead Gunpowder, Incubus, Sister hazel, Big Black, the Riverdales, Iron Maiden, Berurier Noir, Thompson Twins, House of Pain, Red Elvises, Psychedelic Furs, Smashing Pumpkins (how snatchy is Billy Corgan though!), Presidents of the U.S.A., Moby, False Alliance, The Pixies, They Might Be Giants, Bell Biv Devoe, the Buccaneers, Gin Blossoms, Shabba Ranks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spin Doctors, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, A-Ha, OMD, the Police, Bon Jovi, Black Sabbath, New Order, Joy Division, Men At Work, Dexys Midnight Runners, Sonic Youth, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Skinny Puppy, Wolfsheim, Exhausted Prayer, Opeth, Switchblade Symphony, the Banshees, Bauhaus, Nat King Cole, the Tryst, Naked Eyes, Oingo Boingo, Dead or Alive, Starship, When in Rome, the Nails, Tom Petty, AC/DC, Dean Martin, Jimmy Durante, Tony Bennett, Jim Croce, The Doors, Journey (with Steve Perry!), Steve Perry's solo "career", Tom Waits, Furtwangler's Beethoven, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, John Sebastian, Krokus, Michael Buble, Johnny Cash, Metallica (OLD), Tesla, Beach Boys, Nausea, Gene Pitney, Emperor, Billy Joel, Simon and Garfunkel, Styxx, Culture Club, Wham!, David Bowie, REO Speedwagon, Chuck Berry, Cheap Trick, Twiztid, Lou Christie and the Tammys, Alice in Chains, Eminem, DMX, Snow's "Informer", Outkast, Insane Clown Posse, Wyclef and the Refugee All-Stars, Ice Cube, Jackson 5, Janet, Naughty by Nature, Gangstarr, Shaggy, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, TLC, Beyonce, Bobby Valentino, Nuffsedd, Dukes of Dixieland, Firehouse Five Plus Two, Billy Idol, New Kids on the Block, Brandy, Bryan Adams, the Korean music countdown, Shonen Knife, Richie Ren, Tim Mcgraw, Venga Boys, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Ekolu, The Prodigy, Jamiroquai, The W's, DC Talk, Gern Blanston, Fountains of Wayne, Pansy Division, Counting Crows, Blues Traveler, Outhere Brothers, Harry and the Potters, Chaka Demus and the Pliers...ETC ETC ETC...
..and the "In the Bag" song from the Humphrey Bear short!
Movies
Moulin Rouge!, Star Wars [ESB, ROTS, ANH, AOTC, ROTJ, TPM], Joy Luck Club, Spinal Tap, Uzumaki, Old Boy, Battle Royale, Xiu Xiu, Amores Perros, Spirited Away, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Unico, Where the Heart Is, Johnny Stecchino, Life is Beautiful, Il Monstro, Akira, Cure, High Tension, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Abandoned, Nueces Para el Amor, Spun, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Cannibal Holocaust, Boys of St. Vincent, Loving Annabelle, The Pink Panther series, Empire of the Sun, Romeo and Juliet (1968), Chocolat, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Wayne's World, Life of Brian, Crumb, Silence of the Lambs, Road to El Dorado, Withnail and I, Breakfast Club, Crazy/Beautiful, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pulp Fiction, Eyes Wide Shut, Shawshank Redemption, Escape from Alcatraz, Free Willy, Singin' in the Rain, Clockwork Orange, the Exorcist, Selena, Saw, Charlie Chaplin films (especially The Circus), Back to the Future, The Jerk, Sandlot, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Robin Hood (and the Disney version!), SubUrbia, Suburbia, the Goonies, Waiting for Guffman, the poorly-dubbed Swedish Pippi movies, Forrest Gump, Armageddon, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Notebook, Doom Generation, Sixth Sense, Paradise Lost, all the ERNEST movies, Schindler's List, Boondock Saints, Jackie Brown, Casino, Stand By Me, Flight of the Navigator, Freaks, TMNT, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Reservoir Dogs, Problem Child, Gleaming the Cube, Predator, Uncle Buck, Amadeus, Gacy, Donnie Darko, Mister Roberts, Stalag 17, the Hobbit cartoon, Clerks, 12 Angry Men, Charley, Nightmare Before Christmas, Cool Runnings, Jack and the Beanstalk (Abbott and Costello), Expo, Adventures of Sebastian Cole, etc etc etc...
Also, I won't watch anything that has Will Ferrell in it. I hate that guy! Or monkeys. Never saw Planet of the Apes or King Kong. [Never will.] And no American-Pie-ish movies either. That, Old School, How High and other college-type comedies can go eat a big dick.
Television
Currently Running: Planet Earth, Flight of the Conchords, Simpsons, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys (RICKY!), Spongebob, Maury ("you are NOT the father!"), Unwrapped, Hell's Kitchen, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, and that one where people choose which house to buy!
Classics: HBO's OZ!, The Commish, The Young Ones, Welcome Back Kotter, M*A*S*H, ALL 80'S CARTOONS, Family Ties, Mister Ed, Leave it to Beaver, Dawson's Creek, Roseanne, Punky Brewster, All in the Family, Saved by the Bell (NO MISS BLISS!), I Love Lucy, Mr. Belvedere, the Raccoons, Charles in Charge, Beavis and Butt-Head, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, and the short-lived Family Dog cartoon
Books
A FEW FAVORITE BOOKS:Applemouse, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, anything by TASCHEN, Eye of the Dragon, MAUS, Flowers in the Attic, The Lord of the Rings, A Brief History of Time, Night Shift, The Exorcist, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Private Parts, Russian Criminal Tattoos, The Great Brain...etc etc etc...
SOME FAVORITE AUTHORS:J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Neil Strauss, Stephen Hawking, Roald Dahl, Aleister Crowley, John Fitzgerald (not to be confused with F Scott...I HATE the Great Gatsby), Charles Dickens, V.C. Andrews (pre-ghostwriter), William Shakespeare, Dan Brown, William Blatty, Thomas Harris, B. Park, Anton La Vey
A FEW FAVORITE SUBJECTS: EVERYTHING! History of civilization,dinosaurs,Han Dynasty,French textbooks, marine biology,the working poor,"mole people",Nostradamus' Prophecies,outer space,lifespan of Earth,Physics,aliens, Occultism,death,war,Ice Age,the ALF, underground cities,personal accounts of interesting people,the Depression,sea creatures,buried treasure,long-lost civilizations,geology,architecture,vintage circuses and sideshow freaks,conspiracy theories,cryptozoology, criminals,anthropology,pangea,metaphysical tales,carnivals, behind-the-scenes stuff,drug culture, fantasy worlds, unsolved crimes,pirates,vikings,life in the amazon,medieval times,explorers,nautical history...everything really, I am not book picky at ALL (BUT NO ROMANCE EVERRRR!)...
About me: I'm a sick hybrid of scenes that probably shouldn't mix. I'm sort of like 80's rock meets Nerds. I suppose I don't really fit in anywhere, but I don't worry about myself at all. I'm a janky, dirty old man (with awesome titties). Everything is funny. Everything. I am missing that little "politically correct" filter chip in my brain that prevents me from going too far.
Who I'd like to meet: The piece of my toof that went missing on the night of my 25th birthday.
Upcoming Performances! Why don't you bring your ass out? These are the only performances booked in the foreseeable future, it'd be a shame if you missed em! If you have any questions regarding the shows, feel free to hit me up, and I'll respond with the quickness. If you want to bitch about the fact that you're nowhere near the venues, feel free to do that too... I probably won't respond to that though.
ALSO- I just printed up a very limited run of my new spoken-word album "No Hit Wonder". It will only be available at these shows, while they last. It is by far the worst album I've ever recorded, and every copy is hand-numbered. A very collectible item, if you're some kind of nerd, and it can be ALL YOURS if you come out to one of these dives & scumbag it up with us.
peace! -fM
Sunday, August 2nd at the 620 Lounge in Patchogue, NY.
Wednesday, August 5th at Alleycat Lanes in Sellersburg Indiana.
Saturday, August 29th GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION at Roadrummers in East Meadow, NY. (No Flyer Currently Available. Check my page for new developments)
Thanks for the add. I think Joey was more excited about going to Vegas for my wedding than the actaul wedding..lol...How are you doing? What have you been up too?
Ha! thanks...Yeah, i'd like to think of it as "a jumping off point to start negotiations" -Alicia Silverstone in Clueless hehe lol :)... but yeah, i'm thinking of turning 25 at least a few more times 'cause 26 just isn't that fun
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