What the hell is there to say about me, other than I'm Ben. Ben Avecilla, if you really must know my whole name. I do things. I like penguins (hence Benguin). I'm an unemployed hobo. I was a janitor... but now I'm not. Was raised in San Diego, lived in Chino for awhile, but now I'm back home. I draw stick figures of Spartans from the movie 300. I use big words for no good goddamn reason. I absolutely love Iron Maiden, Guitar Hero, and my best friend in the whole world Jessie.
Speaking of, you'll probably see me talk about her endlessly if you keep any kind of tabs on the bulletins I post. What can I say, I love that girl with all of my heart (and soul, assuming it's not already pitch black and broken). She means the world to me and I would do absolutely anything if it would put a smile on her face. She makes me happier than anything else on the face of this Earth (and that includes chocolate cake). The only thing keeping us apart at this point is a pesky little thing called "North America." But even all the way out in Canada, she's always in my thoughts just like I'm in hers. Jessie is the kind of girl I've waited my entire life to meet, I'm definitely not letting her go without a fight. So if you're reading this right now: I love you, Jessamine. And I always will.
There are also other several people that mean enough to me to warrant a mention in this little space here. So I'll take a minute to fulfill their egos.
Auwie: my wonderful sister. She's been right by my side my whole life. She listens to me, even if it's 2 in the morning and she has school and work the next morning (sorry about that, by the way).
Senor Briones: There are very few people who you can be away from for years, then get back together and it's not like a single day has gone by. Marco is one of those people.
Berto: I can't believe I've known this fucker for almost 10 years. Goddamn! We've been through a lot in that time and so many hilarious stories. Good times, man. Penis.
Zuniga: Not only the best English teacher ever, but a great friend. She's helped me out of several quite tricky situations and I am eternally grateful.
The Homeboys in Chino: Pacman, Joey, Ralph, Bear-toe, Pinkbeard, Patrick, Steve... I miss those guys. We had some good times.
Tiffany: the future movie star. So cool to hang out and go to concerts with. When she's big and famous I'll get to brag that I knew her way back when. Because I'm cool like that. But nobody will believe me.
There's more, but I can only go on and on for so long. So if I didn't mention you, don't get upset. I probably just didn't have anything particularly worthwhile to say about you. Don't think it means I don't care, though.
If you can't get enough of my crazy online antics, you should head over to my Facebook or Xanga. There's also MSN Live and Yahoo 360, but those aren't updated with any sort of frequency. If you want to check them for giggles though then by all means knock yourself out. Finally, there's Savage Boredom, the comic I used to run. I don't touch it anymore, but all the comics I ever made are still there for your viewing pleasure if you happen to be curious.
If you want to contact me for some reason:
Email:
savageboredom@gmail.com chaos@kiwibonga.com
AIM:
ChaosTheorySD The Benguinator
Yahoo:
ChaosTheorySD
MSN:
chaos@kiwibonga.com
I am also founder of the world's greatest mock-emo band, Cry Over Spilt Milk (or xCOSMx for you hardcore types). We haven't written - or really even thought about - any songs, but we're awesome goddamnit! I mean seriously, with a name like that how could you possibly go wrong?
Who I'd like to meet: Myself. Settled, sane, and happy.
I'm thinking of writing a book someday called Random Thought. I just thought you'd like to know that cause you seem to write a lot of random thought about a lot of random things. that's great.
Now I'm not judgmental, not overly anyway. But I'm still trying to wrap my finger around why it was I saw a Mexican dude with a pierced ear (diamond in it) wearing Air Force Ones, and a Gotti haircut... wearing a Lynard Skynard t-shirt. Just made no sense I tell yah. None.
Dude! Just now I saw that comment that some guy named Marco left of the dog jumping out and fliping over and over! I started cracking up for like 15 minutes until I started crying and snot came out of my orfices! It is soon funny it made my day!!! Yah! I don't have a cell right now but you can hit me up on my house phone #271-4503! Hit me up and I will let you know whats going on!
We are totally doing a guitar hero weekend at work! i can't believe I forgot to tell you. Someone asked if I was any good and "Um...I basically rock at Guitar Hero" popped out before I could even think. They get a free movie if they can beat us (aka the employees) my goal - no one goes home happy after playing me. HAHA. Just kidding Blockbuster!
awesomeness. I have some catching up to do it seems.... Oh! So....I pre-ordered the Aerosmith Guitar Hero....for the DS. (From work obviously) - I don't know if you've seen it but it has an atachment thing and I'm hoping its awesome. If not....well I'll send it to you. HAHAHA just kidding....maybe...
Could I take longer to write back? I'm glad you got it okay - that was a pain in the ass to ship, only after did I realize I could have talked to your mom. Life lesson haha. What have you been up to. I finally started playing phoenix wright again - I totally want the next one!
HEy! I'm glad to hear that your cumpleanos went well! like Alan says "good times" right. haha man ben you got yourself some good memory ehh.. yup yup i'll be hitting the 2-1 pretty soon and ill be part of your two-one team. Well if you ever need anything or advice let me know ok kiddo, dont be a stranger alrighty
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN! WISH WE COULD BE THERE TO CELEBRATE IT WITH YOU. BEST THING ABOUT TURNING 21 ON A FRIDAY, YOU NOW HAVE ALL WEEKEND TO GET INEBRIATED! :) LOVE YOU!
