Being fisted in the ass to hardstyle by ya mum. and its such a good fisting that your fingers smell like colon, its a smell you cant wash of your fingers aswell. plus your dad gets a pink sock from it :) happy days
All of the following on crack cocaine through a megaphone...
FANNY GABBA
Tractors, Lesbians, Shakespere, Dildo rape, Waxed bikini lines, BOB, cancer, peanut butter sandwiches, road signs, Duran Duran.
Computers being destroyed.
Cats playing with your decks.
Thomas the Tank Engine on E!
Chavs at the jobcentre being laughed at by a group of emo kids.
Hey hey people! Update from a wet monsoon ravanged night in Asia!
Bits an ting below...more coming soon when im based back in London and have time to do stuff...
Theres a track of mine on a Bad Sekta net release called We Are Legion - the compilation has been a long work in progress for the label and is my first release with them, and certainly not my last :) so download, listen to nearly 2 hours of FREE music and, of course, donate if you wish ;) also check out the other artists on the label if your not familiar with the roster - im still working through the first few and if they are anything to go by, im looking forward to listening to the rest! linkside,,,
http://www.badsekta.com/mp3.htmlwearelegion
Enjoy!
Upcoming gigs in Belgium (good to go back guys!!!) and Bristol with the Wrong lot are looking good lineupside, so if your local to either be sure to pop down and pull a silly face or 3!
New releases, as much as I've been saying are coming for months now, will h'actually be coming before xmas, the final year of uni completley zapped my creativity and i had a break from producing to concentrate on djing and photography but once im back from Asia in October, its gonna be full steam ahead - theres a range of sounds i have in mind and will be putting different stuff out on various labels in the coming future...
When i get back from my travels ill also begin to post some of my pics on here too...or at least link to a place where I do so...the rules the same for booking me to play, if you want pics at your event, ill have my camera anyways so just let me know and ill send you a CD of my pics for you to use :)
Anyways I will begin to update Myspace a bit more once I'm based back in London and have a more settled life & routine...but for now, send a message/comment for bookins and say Hi either ways...peace out to all you lovelies worldwide :)
Also don’t forget to get your copies of the limited represses of... SSTD001 The Teknoist – There is Nothing Here for You Throttler – I Don’t Dance & SSTD002 I:Gor – Obak I:Gor – Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Also, make sure to get a copy of Wet Pizza Vol. III disc 1 if you haven't already. Even if you have, this is the updated copy with the previously missing Algernaut track, "Metaphoric Gizz Funk," so get with the times.
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