Joesephine McClard

::About Miss HardLuck Joesephine.:

Hey, I'm Samantha Joesephine McClard, Live and Online Miss HardLuck Joesephine herself.

Actually I’m just your normal, tattooed and pierced, gum chewing freak next door. You’re either going to Love me or Hate me. There is no “Fence Sitting” when it comes to an opinion about me. So, be prepared to be blown away. I am a force of nature and crazy as hell! Come in and find out...

I am 25, fucking sexy as hell, and drive a big ass Lincoln Towncar. If you see me, don't be scared. I know I seem so immense and bad, but really. Come on! Try talking to me first; I know I know, I look so big and scary. I’m a pussy cat, I promise.

My brain has an endless captivity for useless information, especially if it involves Books, Music, Movies, and Pop Culture. My collections of these things are massive and huge. ~Lmao~ I Love, and I mean LOVE, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Watching Movies or T.V., and listening to Music. Friends are always optional. If you know a lot about these subjects, and pop culture, I’ll probably latch onto you and then try to introduce you to the rest of my twisted family.

If you want to win Brownie Points or possibly my phone number, know some stuff about Math, Politics, Boston Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Redskins, Card Games, Art, Comic Books, Role Playing Games, Japanese Culture, James Bond, Cool Cars, Martial Arts, and Computers. I think that’s it.

Someone once said something about me that was completely true and I thought it was the biggest compliment EVER.
I am a Faerie. Their bodies are SO tiny that they can only hold one emotion at a time. This is very true in my case. I can only show one emotion at a time, and no more!

Now, don't you want to come and waste your life with me?
~Samantha Joesephine McClard

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My home girl Hannah, said this girl in the drawing looks just like me. And you know what, she's absolutely right. ~Lmao~

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Mis•tress - n. ~
1. A woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household: “Thirteen years had seen her mistress of Kellynch Hall” (Jane Austen).
2. a. A woman who owns or keeps an animal: a cat sitting in its mistress's lap.
b. A woman who owns a slave.
3. A woman with ultimate control over something: the mistress of her own mind.
4. a. A nation or country that has supremacy over others: Great Britain, once the mistress of the seas.
b. Something personified as female that directs or reigns: “my mistress... the open road” (Robert Louis Stevenson).
5. A woman who has mastered a skill or branch of learning: a mistress of the culinary art.
6. A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man who is not her husband and from whom she generally receives material support.
7. Mistress Used formerly as a courtesy title when speaking to or of a woman.
8. Chiefly British. A woman schoolteacher.
9. An adulterous woman; a woman who has an ongoing extramarital sexual relationship with a man.
10. A woman schoolteacher (especially one regarded as strict).
11. A woman master who directs the work of others.


Dis•as•ter - n. ~
1. a. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
b. A grave misfortune.
2. Informal. A total failure: The dinner party was a disaster.
3. Obsolete. An evil influence of a star or planet.
4. A state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune; "lack of funds has resulted in a catastrophe for our school system"; "his policies were a disaster".
5. An event resulting in great loss and misfortune; "the whole city was affected by the irremediable calamity"; "the earthquake was a disaster".
6. An act that has disastrous consequences.


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::My Favorite Song right now.:

::GREEN DAY.:
"Sassafras Roots"

Roaming 'round your house
Wasting Your Time
No obligation, just
Wasting Your Time
So why are you alone?
Wasting Your Time
When you could be with me
Wasting Your Time
Well, I’m a waste like you
With nothing else to do
May I waste your time too?
Warding off regrets
Wasting Your Time
Smoking cigarettes
Wasting Your Time
I'm just a parasite
Wasting Your Time
Applying myself to
Wasting Your Time
Well, I’m a waste like you
With nothing else to do
May I waste your time too?
So why are you alone?
Wasting Your Time
When you could be with me
Wasting Your Time
Well, I’m a waste like you
With nothing else to do
May I waste your time too?
May I waste your time too?
May I waste your time too?


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