Forrest Scott (Lead triangle, solo guitar), Chris House (glockenspiel, rhythm triangle), Mike French (Conga drums, Bass triangle)
Influences
Limozeen, DOCTOR ROCKSO, a famous afro-beat band, Christian Death Metal, System of a Down, Cornandbeans, Accept, Xenogenocide, Rambo, Denta, Ludacris, people in mental institutions, Distended Warranty, the dictionary, Dethklok, Metalcan, our anti-depressants, Megadeth, The Juggernaut, Runescape, Buckethead, Freezepop, mickey-d's sweet tea, and our talented band member, Chris Crib, rockin out on his Glockenspiel.
It all started a long, long time ago, many years back sometime in the August of 2007. At that point in time, all of Hair Spray's band members were poor. Then one day, Forrst Scott got together With Chris Crib and asked, "In the correspondence limit of quantum mechanics: Is there a preferred interpretation of quantum mechanics? How does the quantum description of reality, which includes elements such as the superposition of states and wavefunction collapse, give rise to the reality we perceive?"
Chris immediately replied with "HAIR SPRAY!" And thats when they decided that making a band would greatly help them achieve in life. Chris had always been the fastest and most talented Glockenspiel player around the world, but sadly had nowhere to address his full potential of new-wave-afro-DEATH METAL. Forrest taught him the ways of the sacred Triangle; clearly the most difficult instrument to play in history. With two triangles, a glockenspiel, and mediocre guitaring, the two journeyed to find the bestest drummer there isnt: Micheal French. He could crush coconuts with his bare hands and withstand a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Aside from physical abilities he was a master at the conga drums. There was one thing missing: They needed a bass triangle. At the time the band couldn't afford a bass triangle, so they made do with a meshed up gold/platinum crowbar incrusted with daimonds and amber that they had bought.
The band soon got incredibly famous, and released the first single, 'Vasectomy'. Vasectomy gets at least 8 hours of playtime on each radio station, making it by far the most popular song ever since 'In The Navy'. After that, Hair Spray released their demo discs for $29.99 each, and quickly sold 400 billion copies from pre-orders alone. Hair Spray has yet to release their album, 'Self Titled Album', and they're opinion about the matter is "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY GODDAM FACE!!" At that point in time, we experienced technical difficulties, so we pressed no further.
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Hey thanks so much for the request! If your a fan you should check out the blog for info on the new ringtones they made for the album! Their really cool.
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