Warren Ellis' Bastard Son
Beaming into your gray matter one cell at a time. Figure out how I mean that, why don't you?

Male
28 years old
Nofuck, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 4/27/2009
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    Warren Ellis' Bastard Son's Interests
GeneralShould this not go into, "about me"?
MusicHave some.
MoviesI do not currently have any database on another site for this, but I'll find one, I will say I like a great many movies and view/listen to as many as possible.
TelevisionI own one, but have no cable, or even bunny ears. So it's good only for DVDs and video games. I miss Venture Brothers, Colbert, The Daily Show, and some of the science shows.
BooksYou can find this information on Shelfari if you're smart enough.
HeroesWarren Ellis for finally writing me back personally and calling me "Freak..." Awesome! And now he's wished me a happy birthday! Happy day.
Groups: World Artists Network (WAN)The Official Super Hero Syndicate (TOSS)

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     Warren Ellis' Bastard Son's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Long Island
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Maker, Wordsmith, Sesquipedalian and Swain

   Warren Ellis' Bastard Son's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Looking to work on comics and other writing projects. Maybe collaborate in some new way. Let's make a new medium.

   Warren Ellis' Bastard Son's Companies
Papa Spank Press
East Northport, Long Island US
Co-Editor of the Squirrel
Editorial

2006-current. I work for name recognition.
Collectors Kingdom
Huntington Station, New York US
Clerk, Assistant Manager, Jack-of-all-Trades
Lords of Chaos and Order

At times from 1999-2006



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About me:
I love many comics, indie to mainstream Marvel and DC, and like some zines. I write at the following blogs:

Best.Morning.Ever. Me at my most me.

Hardtravelinghero. My travel blog.

Armzrace. A comics collective that posts cartoons, comics, and reviews of all sorts.

Check me out.

Who I'd like to meet:
This is my own business.



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Rrrrrruben





Sep 17 2008 5:36 AM

kind of. i live in Zzzzambia. it is lovely.

and you, are you still alive?
Codename: Peter





Aug 23 2008 10:07 PM

Laura-Marie





Aug 20 2008 3:54 AM

Me to a T.

When I think Warren Ellis' Bastard Son, I think evocative comics and provocative situations.
How far off am I?
Dan





Aug 17 2008 2:54 PM

It's official: I sorta miss you in that platonic sense.
Let me emphasize once more, however, platonic is in bold.
Rockin Barb





Aug 14 2008 3:50 AM

Your name came up during Roberts classroom technology spiel. He fondly remembered how the technology was alway being disconnected in 228 before your class and not to do that less the next instructor be frustrated.
spowers





Aug 12 2008 3:29 PM

Um...thanks?

I do recall you passing the rude mofo threshold long ago. You were hitting on me once and when I said, "dude, quit it--I have a girlfriend," you said, "So?".

What I'm trying to say is: Don't be one of those ignorant guys who refuses to take lesbian relationships seriously.

Congrats on the move.
Brian





Aug 4 2008 1:16 PM

Yes you did.
Rockin Barb





Jul 22 2008 12:07 AM

Hello!!! My profile's public anyway. My life's too much of an open book.
Dan





Jul 18 2008 2:28 AM

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If this problem persists, try not to transmit so much affection, or contact an administrator.
and-i





Jul 16 2008 6:04 PM

don't be anxious. if you can't find teaching work - or a place to live - or your way around... well, um, i was trying to focus on something positive - but yeah, that would suck!

don't worry though hero, you have your faculties, your humor, your woman, and your friends.
what else could you need?
and-i





Jul 2 2008 3:15 AM

i am calling to tell you that yes, you are right - it is the most amazing gift ever. and a total surprise - and oh my god, i am in love... and please for the love of god - don't just stare at it, eat it!

Laura-Marie





Jul 1 2008 6:34 PM

To answer a question you asked me a long time ago--yes, it is comforting to see wounds heal. I'm always surprised at how well my body works.
rachel





Jun 30 2008 8:24 PM

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KRISTIN!





Jun 30 2008 1:24 AM

I am honored to remain in your top friends lol.
Red Moon





Jun 8 2008 6:12 PM

and-i





May 14 2008 4:03 PM

i'm really sorry that i flaked on your graduation like that. i think i had my dates confused. but the guilt has been eating at me like a parasite since you rang the other day. so much so that i felt inclined to make this apology public.

however, in my defense [not really, but still...] may i just say that it's easy to lose track when we no longer talk as we once did? i mean, at one point, i was your main broad. your confidante. your late-night ichat bally-hoo. the one to whom you dedicated bruce, and legos, and awful porn. and now? well, let's just say that dre[a] has a very difficult time with second chair... [and yes, this admission is dangerously public as well].

let me know what happens with NOVA. and let me know when you're going to be in this neck of the woods. i'd like to see your face.

xo, ~a
rachel





Apr 28 2008 5:23 PM

you know that squids aren't especially reliable when it comes to committing to social activities.
Hmmph
and-i





Apr 28 2008 5:18 PM

i dropped by your page to leave a comment, then saw i left one on the 9th, then the 19th, and almost decided to wait until tomorrow to make it the 29th and continue my pattern. then i thought about it and said, to myself, "naah, that's silly" - then i forgot what i was going to say in the first place, then decided i had better go ahead and post this before my OCD-like tendencies get the better of me and i wait to post until tomorrow, or perhaps delete them all, or perhaps delete my profile altogether.

really, who has time for virtual universes anymore?

where are you going to live after you graduate? - and when will you learn that the kinds of messages you leave my voice-mail are rarely fit for human ears??

you're a tramp, tramp, trampoline.
good-bye!
and-i





Apr 19 2008 11:56 PM



also, why do your comments disappear?
also, the new 9er is moving in!
also, the new 9er is younger than you.
also, urbancougar. com,
also, swiss phds? say huh? say yes?
also, where are you going?
also, where have you been?
also, i heart a jager-bomb boy at the gym,
also, i heart a dirty-hippie boy at work,
also, also, also...

yes! yes! yes!
now, call me.
now.
do it.
and-i





Apr 10 2008 12:14 AM

darling, please consider changing your status update to something befitting the prince of virtue you've become.

also, will we ever speak in human voices again?

also, i am proceeding with my comic using google rendering software; therefore, you and i need to create a new, new medium...

lastly, we need to talk southland tales. asafp.
rachel





Mar 27 2008 2:42 AM

Who are the longest speakers?

Prisoners--they can spend a lifetime on one sentence!
The Squirrel





Mar 17 2008 12:31 AM

junior... pencils are at page 25 of 25..Its a giant size ish...
and-i





Mar 9 2008 5:46 PM

i was somewhat quiet and contemplative for roughly 24 hours; and, much like the buddha under the bodi tree, or christ in the desert, i have emerged with a sense of clarity and purpose. oh, and i feel "nicer" - whatever that means... but not so nice that if you say something sick and twisted in return i won't kick your ass. um, namaste...? bahaha! - xoxo, ~a
rachel





Mar 4 2008 6:45 PM

A Limerick for You!
(I hope you like slant rhyme and gratuitous exclamation points)

We once had a lulled conversation
about living in Flag. near the train station
Then someone said "shhh!"
And I exclaimed "pfffftttt!"
And you gave me a standing ovation!
rachel





Mar 3 2008 4:14 PM

gosh, i'm not all bad! little mop dog can live.
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