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John Harlacher
Director / Screenwriter / Producer
John Harlacher Blogging at NightmareMiami.com

Male
33 years old
NYC, NY
United States



Last Login: 6/5/2009
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WebsiteJohnHarlacher.com
InfluencesTom Bullard, Mike LoPorto, Luke Landric Leonard, Rose Bonczek, Robert McKee, Yukihiro Nishiyama, David Mamet, John Huston, Tom X. Chao, Andrea Paciotto, Alan Streets, Takashi Miike, REVS, Sam Shepard, Alan Clarke, Fleischer bros, Eric Nightengale, Ayn Rand, Francisco Solorzano, Sam Peckinpah, Jess Franco, Subway Musicians, Alex Timbers, Martin Scorsese, Terrence McNally, Mark vonSternberg, Brad Fraser, Lloyd Kaufman, Timothy Haskell, George Lucas, Frank R. Wallace, Robert Rodriguez, Samuel Barclay Beckett, W.C. Fields, Hin Sing 'Billy' Tang, Paul Verhoeven
Professional AffiliationsSAG , AEA, NRA, OTK

    John Harlacher's Interests
GeneralHunting the predatory clams of Burma.
Skyfishing.
Scotch Tape Music.
Fine Dance.
Dolphin Pong
Television
HeroesDracula!

     John Harlacher's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Downtown
Body type:0' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor/Filmmaker/Rabble

   John Harlacher's Schools
Cuny Brooklyn College
Brooklyn,New York
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: BFA Acting
Minor: Journalism
Clubs: The Kingsman. The Learning center. The London Trip. Doing Plays. The Banana films. DTX. The Quad. Fun!
 

1994 to 2000
Canarsie Hs
Brooklyn,New York
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Pre-engineering. Graffiti writing. Hiding from the Decepticons. Trying not to be stabbed. Smuggling things past the metal detectors.
 

1990 to 1994

   John Harlacher's Companies
The Enemy
NY, NY US
Creative Director

2/05 - Present
Art Meets Commerce
US
Venue Director
Psycho Clan

2006 -Present


John Harlacher's Films [View All Films]
Films: 1 Total Plays: 120 Plays Today: 0
Badass Urchin Effect !!
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   John Harlacher's Blurbs
About me:
I'm directing Nightmare Ghost Stories in Miami now. That's some creepy stuff.


Buy my movie Urchin. It's fucking cool. And it's banned in Malaysia

My next filmKuru is about cannibals and computer crime.
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Who I'd like to meet:

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John Harlacher has 577 friends.
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 URCHIN THE MOVIE 


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John Harlacher's Friends Comments
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Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Oct 3 2009 6:10 AM

Sewer Sprite ™

Phyrexia Phreemason



Sep 2 2009 8:07 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

oh you def. know youre gonna see me the 15th or 16th
^_^
Michelle

Michelle



Aug 20 2009 3:45 AM

Note from Sabbath Rescue: I am suggesting the following......Please send to your contacts to help us with this if you feel you would like to. Thank you. If after reading the below information and you want to help please notify...

Mayor Carlos Alvarez
Stephen P. Clark Center
111 NW 1st Street, 29th floor
Miami, Florida 33128
mayor@miamidade.gov
Phone 305-375-5071
Fax 305-375-3618

He has the power to end this problem by issuing an order to grant Sabbath Memorial Dog Rescue Center, Inc. a kennel license so we may continue to operate our shelter. In most communities in America a person can operate a Rescue (which is non-profit) and not need any other special permitting. Here we need a kennel license which is a for profit business and has nothing to do with rescue. Please support Sabbath Dog Rescue and the 150 dogs we not have. Thank you.
Need I say more? Please call Robbie at 305-799-1567 if you want to help. Writing Mayor Alvarez is how this dilemma can end.
After 9 years and 2500 dogs AS could have grand-fathered this license in but they chose not to.
To all: Robbie needs all the help he can get. If you feel you can help please call him.
IF ANIMAL RESCUES EVER NEEDED TO BOND TOGETHER AND FIGHT SOMETHING THIS IS IT.
PS. PLEASE SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS! If you seriously want a new pet, go adopt one. People don't realize how selfish it is to continue to carelessly breed more animals when so many are going uncared for and euthanized as a result.

http://killingly.blogspot.com/2009/08/sabbath-memorial-rescue-needs-your-help.html

http://www.onlyforpetlovers.com/articles/entry/South-Florida-dog-rescue-in-trouble-

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2009-07-16/news/no-good-deed-goes-unlicensed-dog-rescuer-gets-fined-in-southwest-miami-dade/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR7a8rN8NlY

http://www.sabbathrescue.org/

http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/FL331.html

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/2009/03/rachael_ray_charity_dogfood.php

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Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Feb 28 2009 6:29 AM

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This month featuring
Carla Rhodes as seen on Last Comic Standing
And the return of Princess Sunshine!!!
March 3rd, 2009
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Show at 9:30 PM
$8.00

Featuring
Carla Rhodes
Miss Mary Cyn
Victoria Privates
Busty Springfield
Miss Fleur de Lys
Joel Jeske
And Joe the Shark on Door!

Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you.
No cover charge!
Nell Bryden

Nell Bryden



Feb 17 2009 11:25 AM

Hello, how are you?

I recently visited, and performed for the troops in Iraq! If you click on the picture of me and the troops, below, you can download an EXCLUSIVE track for FREE from my album ‘Live From Iraq.’ Support the troops!



http://www. sendspace. com/file/uzkh5v

I’m currently in the UK touring right now; all upcoming dates are listed on my MySpace page, so if I’m in a town near you, pop down and say hello

Speak soon,
Nell
x
Sarah

Sarah Wilson



Jan 13 2009 5:00 AM

Only if I can be Kate Winslet and you Leo DiCaprio!
An Inconvenient Display Name

Matt Gawloski



Jan 13 2009 2:33 AM

You'll be happy to know that me and the skeleton widow are in a full fledged relationship.
Michelle

Michelle



Jan 4 2009 4:46 PM

Hey, whats new w/ you? MadBall and Thick as Blood are playing here on Sat. Too bad there weren't any good shows when you were down and not working...
CHRISTOPHER STADULIS-NYC ACTOR/WRITER/FIREFIGHTER

christopher stadulis



Jan 2 2009 7:35 PM

John,

Thanks for the "awesome" shout out to my upcoming meeting with Tom Cruise.
I appreciate it.

Brooklyn College huh...?
Kewl.
Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Dec 9 2008 2:00 AM

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The HOLIDAY SHOW!!!
Tuesday December 9th
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Doors open at 9PM!

Featuring
Three HOSTS for the price of one,
Princess Sunshine, FRENCHIE!, Contessa Mocha
Miss Kissy Wishes
Va Va Verlone
Amber Alert
Poppy T
Jezebel Express
Joel Jeske
And Joe the Shark on Door!

Join us as DJ Cub and a rotating lineup of guest DJs bring you the best booty-shakin' electro, breaks, sexy trance and trip-hop from 8:00pm to close; the luscious liquor pimp Persia serves up our exclusive sugar martinis and drink specials; and our delicious electro go-go girls, led by Mandy, shake it just for you.
No cover charge!
Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Nov 29 2008 6:08 AM

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December 2nd and 9th The HOLIDAY SHOW!!!
Tuesday December 2nd
Identity
511 E. 6th Street
(Ave. A and Ave. B)
Doors open at 9PM!

Featuring
Three HOSTS for the price of one, Princess Sunshine, Contessa Mocha, Cutlass Supreme!!!!
Miss Kissy Wishes
Va Va Verlone
Amber Alert
Poppy T
Plum Manchengo
Tijuana Yacht Club
Joel Jeske
And Joe the Shark on Door!
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Nov 9 2008 11:20 PM

dOuG E fReSh

dOuG E fReSh



Nov 7 2008 7:08 AM

have a safe flight .. man ... come back next year .. take me to japan ... and thanks for being an awesome director and boss ... it was a pleasure working for you.
frak-musik™ Feat;Vehement Serenade OutTheZoo

Frak-musik Feat Vehement serenade



Nov 5 2008 6:52 PM

ASS N' TITTIES BEE-OTCH!!!
u in my top now.. that's how much i love u harlacher ;)

call me if u need saving tonight!
.

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Nov 5 2008 6:17 PM

ass n' titis!!!!!!!!!!
An Inconvenient Display Name

Matt Gawloski



Nov 2 2008 4:54 AM

Thanks for letting me be such a cool part of Nightmare Miami sir! I'll miss em Abbot & Costello Statues!
An Inconvenient Display Name

Matt Gawloski



Oct 26 2008 5:41 PM

Director Be Good.
Body piercing by Mickey Stabs

Mickey Stabs



Oct 24 2008 11:01 PM

glad to hear its going good. are you gonna be able to see the NY house at all or do they end at the same time? personally, i think last years was scarier but this years is still good.
do the Florida actors hold a candle to your NY crew? lol
☠ALL BECAUSE THEY FELL INLOVE☠

Eddie ZOmbIe



Oct 24 2008 10:58 PM

thanks john,well u (nightmare) made us lol maybe next year you can come back to n.y and work with us....that would be awsome,keep in touch john
Body piercing by Mickey Stabs

Mickey Stabs



Oct 24 2008 5:10 PM

its going pretty good so far. i'm still out here for another 2 weeks or so.
hows the house in Miami doing?
An Inconvenient Display Name

Matt Gawloski



Oct 21 2008 4:23 AM

Will do. I think the priest would get jealous though.
Dread Central

Dread Central



Oct 18 2008 3:39 PM

Princess Sunshine

Princess Sunshine



Sep 9 2008 4:49 AM

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Andy Pettite

Andy Pettite



Sep 6 2008 1:35 AM

No, haha. I like you better but shhhh lol that's a secret.

anywho, nah I dunno I just think it'd be gay if you werent there so there's no point...
alan

alan



Sep 2 2008 4:52 AM

happy berfday , nukka !!
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