Scruff McGruff
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Satan loves me more than you child
Male
20 years old
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Canada
Last Login: 9/9/2009
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Scruff McGruff's Interests
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| General | Love:
- Music
- Guitar
- Piano/Keyboard
- People
- Random Acts of Kindness
- Love
- Sushi
- Art
- Concerts
- Bike-ing
- Humor
- Knowledge
- Technology
- Subway
- Peppermint
- Sunglasses
- Dreadlocks
- Wannabe Gangsta's
- Indie-Cartoons
- Final Fantasy (1 - 11)
- Zelda
+ Life
Hate:
- People who don't
appreciate what they have
- Nazis
- Imposing Beliefs on Others
- Liars
- Disease
| | Music | So this is what's Ipod as of April 25 2009:
10 Years, 3 doors down, 3 inches of blood, 36 crazyfists, The 69 Eyes, A Life Once Lost, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aerosmith, The Agony Scene, Alanis Morissette, Alcatrazz, Alexandre Poulin, Alexisonfire, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Fam, All that remains, American Hi-fi, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Angra, Anja Garbarek, Anthrax, Antimatter, Apocalyptica, Aqualung, Arch enemy, As I lay Dying, Atreyu, audioslave, audra, The autumns, avenged sevenfold, babylon A.D., babyshambles, bachman-turner Overdrive, Band of Skulls, Barenaked Ladies, Beat The Bone, bad religion, beatles, beck, behemoth, bela fleck, bif naked, Biotek, the birthday massacre, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Label Society, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Bleeding Through, Blind Gaurdian, Blinded By Faith, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blood Has Been Shed, Bloodsimple, Blue Man group, Bob Dylan, Blur, Borknagar, Boy Kill Boy, The Bronx, Brant Bjork, Bucket head, Bullet For My Valentine, Cacophony, Cake Builder, Cannibal Corpse, Carnal forge, Chaos Opera, Cell Dweller, The Chemical Brothers, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Chris de Burgh, Cold, Coldplay, Compilation, Corpus Delicti, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Cypress Hill, The Dagons, Damageplan, Daniel Boucher, Dark Tranquility, David Bowie, Daysend, Dead Brain Cells, Dean Martin, Deep Purple, Default, Deftones, Deicide, Demon Hunter, Derek Sherinian, Devildriver, Diecast, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dirty Pretty Things, Disturbed, DMX, Dr. Octagon, Dragonforce, Dragonspoon, Dream Evil, Dream Quest, Dream Theater, The Dreamside, Drowning Pool, E. Town Concrete, The Eagles, Edguy, Eels, Eighteen Visions, Eminem, Evanescence, Every Time I die, Exodus, Extol, Eyes of Fire, Fates Warning, Fear Factory, Flight of the Conchords, The Forsaken, Fr/Action, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Frederic Chopin, Frequency Construct, From First To Last, The Fugitives, G. Love & Special Sauce, Gary Numan, The Gathering, God Forbid, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, The Grates, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Guy-Philippe Wells, Gwar, Hammerfall, Handsome Furs, Haste, Haste The Day, Hatebreed, The Haunted, Hella, Herbie Hancock, High On Fire, HIM, Himsa, Home town hero, Honey to Ash, Horifixion, Hostage Life, How Like A Winter, Iggy pop and the stooges, Ill nino, immortal technique, impellitteri, in flames, Infected Mushroom, inner, into eternity, Iron Main, It Dies Today, Jeff Martin, Jenn Grant, Jimi hendrix, Joe Satriani, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Julie Doiron, The Junction, Juno Reactor, Jurassic 5, K's Choice, Killswitch Engage, Kingdom of Sorrow, Kiss, KMFDM, Kodiak, Kittie, Korn, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Krisiun, Kyuss, La Patere Rose, Labyrinth, Lacuna Coil, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, A Life Once Lost, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Liquid Tension experiment, Louis Armstrong, Lunarclick, The Lvrs, Machine Head, Maelstrom, Manowar, Marabu, The Marble Index, Marcy Playground, Marianas Trench, Marillion, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Marty Friedman, Martyr A.D., Mastodon, Megadeth, Melissa McClelland, Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Metallica, Metalwood, Metric, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Millencolin, The Misfits, Mnemic, Mobile, Moby, Molotov Elysian, Moonspell, Morglbl, Morticians, Mortiis, Motograter, Motorhead, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, My ruin, Nazareth, Neil Young, Nevermore, New Order, Nightrage, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nofx, No Warning, Norma Jean, Novembers Doom, Oasis, October Hill, Of Montreal, Onesidezero, Opeth, Orgy, Our Lady Peace, Out of Your Mouth, Outkast, Ozomatli, Ozzy Osbourne, POD, Painmuseum, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pariah Project, Passenger, Paul Gilbert, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Peter Ulrich, Phish, Pink Floyd, Planet X, Plink, Poison The Well, Porcupine Tree, Presidents of the USA, Pressure 4-5, Primus, Probot, Psychostick, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Queensryche, Quo Vadis, R.E.M., Racer X, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rainbow, Rammstein, The Rat Pack, Ray Charles, The Real Group, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, Revolution, Rob Zombie, Robert Plant, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Rush, Rusty Cooley, Saliva, Sammy Davis Jr., Satyricon, Scorpions, Sepultura, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Shaolin Temple of BooM, Shatterpoint, Sigur Ross, Skinlab, Skulgrinder, Slayer, Slipknot, Sloan, Smashing Pumpkins, Soil, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Soulfly, Spineshank, Stevie Ray vaughn, Staind, Static-X, Steely Dan, Steppenwolf, Steriogram, Steve Vai, Steve Von Till, Still Remains, Stone Sour, Stone temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Sugar Ray, Suiciety, Sum 41, Superjoint Ritual, Supertramp, Switchblade Symphony, Swollen Members, Sworn Enemy, System of A down, Tantric, The Tea Party, Tenacious D, Thin Lizzy, Thirdman, Throwdown, Tiamat, Tony Macalpine, Tool, The Tragically Hip, Trivium, Twelve Tribes, Type O Negative, U2, UFO, Underoath, Unearth, Van Halen, Venetian Snares, Venom, The Verve, Vinnie Moore, Walls of Jericho, Watch Them Die, The Weakerthans, Weezer, Wehrwolfe, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Xvortex, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Yngwie Malmsteen, ZZZ bot
I'll truly listen to anything that's written well and coherently. I listen to Music, not lyrics, I don't care how they sing, or scream. | | Movies | Mockumentaries | | Television | Colbert Report, Daily Show, Just For Laughs (lost tapes), Family guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Chris Angel: Mind Freak, The Practice, Jeff Ltd, Alice I think, The War at Home, House of Payne, Monday Night Football, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married With Children, Roseanne, Inked, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
Reality TV = People too lazy to write scripts so they pull shit out of their asses and film it | | Books | Anything non fiction, I don't like fiction books...they suck, thats what TV's for. | | Heroes | If you do something good for the world, or something selfless, then you are a hero. Anyone can be a hero...EXCEPT YOU!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!! |
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Scruff McGruff's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Winnipeg | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Gardewine | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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..'Have you recently reduced your paper based work flow? Please remove your uneaten food items from the fridge before they start growing blue fur. THANK you. I don't know about those new coffee beans - they come from Vietnam, and they taste burnt even before they've been on the rear heating pad for six hours. Has anyone seen my tension-relieving squeeze ball anywhere? It's purple and has an AOL logo on it. Congratulations! You're the one millionth visitor to this website! Nobody can ever find out about what we just did here. Nobody. Ever. Burger King and Vodafone would like to thank you for simply existing on this planet. Any humorous comments made in the security screening area will be treated as fact and will be dealt with to the full extent of the law. Pie charts make me feel seasick, I mean, they really do. That's the third fucling shirt I've wreched on the dry-erase wall this year. I secretly enjoy Adam's sexist racist jokes. The worse they are, the more I like them. You stupid bitch, you didn't erase the chain of emails? We're fucked. Boy, is it ever fun to watch someone flush their life down the substance abuse toilet. Added bonus? Ringside seats at the intervention. Please hold. You sadistic bitch. My resume was totally made up. Ha! So you have an MBA. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Own your pain. Own your mistakes. Own all the candy you want, you're an adult now. Just go out and but the biggest fucking bag of candy you can. I have this semi-friend who is always judging the way I tip in restaurants, the way I pay DVD late fees and the way I pay to upgrade to business class. Poke a hole in the plastic film and heat for 4 1/2 to 5 minutes. If you had to chose one person in your office who would come in one morning with a rifle and blow everyone to bits, who would it be? Just remember, it's the second most-likely person who always does it, not the first. Stop. Stop and breathe. Breathe. Breathe deeply. Pretend that you're dead. Press pound now. Greeting from voice mail hell. Let's see if I can surprise you. Hi! I'm Global Warming. Warning: I brake for tech stocks. I'm a broken record. I need to refocus. I am at peace with my stress. Cigar smoking totally looks like fellatio, and yet it's considered manly. Dicuss. I'm not lazy; I'm aggressively passic. All the new, all the time. You're not her type. She's into the UPS delivery guy. I'm only here for the medical plan. Don't ask me to care about here. Today at Chili's, Tony used his ID laminate to pick energy bar residue from between his teeth. I'm totally fed up. Let me speak with your manager. Chicken or pasta? I'm sorry, we're out of chicken. I'm just venting. Run this department? He can't run a fucking bath. This call may be monitored to ensure quality customer service. Can you afford it? Can you afford not to afford it? Bill's a cream puff. He's like a Nerf manager. A) Damaged or B) Scary? Check one. He melts under pressure. He alarms co-workers with tales of workplace horror, he goes apeshit when criticized, and he views any change at all as a threat. He fucks up majorly in the face of last-minute change and takes everything personally. I love my desk. It loves me. I am it and it is me. Do you meet/exceep expectations? Uh-oh...Warren's gone into his foxhole again. Enter your four-digit PIN number and press "OK". Don't imagine for even one second that I'm not watching you. What's the most outrageous thing you ever got away with expensing? How many Post-it notes do you have to have stuck in your cubicle before you start to look like you no longer have your shit together...five on your monitor?...twelve or more within your total work environment? People notice thse things. How old were you when you learned what cc and bcc mean? I prefer bleached paper to recycle paper. It looks nicer. I am evil. I remember being in the Delta business class lounge at San Francisco's airport. I was using my laptop at a desk, and every other minute there'd be a vzzzt noise and my screen would go snowy. It turns out that the luggage x-ray machine was maybe a foot away from my head on the other side of the wall. Delete all. I used to hate delegating tasks, but then I got smart and realized that having other people do my work leaves me more time for golfing and whoring. Is your boss a soul-raping machine? We are please to offer you a smoke-free environment. Raise your production quota. File an accident report. Generate a shitstorm. I babysit a laser printer for a living. A four percent raise is an insult, you suck-ass butt-licking hornbag of a remora fish. There's a name for women who shoot the shit with the senior men in the company and who biew other women in the company as an embarrassment and threat to their power agenda: they're called successful. Hey we're all going down to the food court for lunch-me, Denise, Leon and rob. Want to come? I think Mitsuko is on sick leave with mono. Murray, I can't help but notice that you parked in an executive spot this morning. I know it was just an accident, but the guys upstairs get really prickly about parking. And how's that Excel project coming along? Hey, you miserable cum dumpster, thanks for passive-aggressively micromanaging what used to be an okay job. Please listen carefully as menu options have changed. 1-800-GO-FEDEX. I used to work at this company that announced it was going out of business shortly, but instread of firing everybody, the company just sort of limped along, and the thing is, not one person in that company went home at night without, at the very least, backpacks full of staples, rubber bands, bottles of Liquid Paper. This one guy left with a whole computer. What was the company thinking?...The weakes links are IT support, cleaners, caterers, security gaurds, consultants and you.'
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I'd like to meet everyone. I like meeting new people in general.
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