Harry Paratestickles
www.myspace.com/harryparatestickleshas a secret admirer (according to 50 reliable SPAMs)Posted at 4:16 PM Feb 13 view more
Harry Paratestickles
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- Last Login: 11/25/2009
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About me:
What can I say about myself that hasn't already been said about... well... umm... myself? I'm charming, handsome, intelligent, quick-witted, and by a majority of accounts... flawless. I'm sort of like Jesus minus the whole walking on water and healing the sick part. I'd say more, but perfection I think about covers it. (Warning: the above description bears subtle hints of sarcasm. If you haven't figured that out by now, good luck with the whole retardation thing you got going for ya.)
Who I'd like to meet:
The Dalai Lama.
Seriously, that's a man who has his "shit together."
If a meeting couldn't be arranged, I'd settle for a woman with glorious, wonderful breasts.
Music Player
Interests
General
Music
Movies
Any Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, or Will Ferrell movie. The Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogies. Rudy. And of course, lots of porn.Television
The Simpsons, 24, and anything on Comedy Central.Books
I'm a big fan of Dan Brown. I'm also a fan of Billy Shakes. And, Paul Beatty's pretty damned good too. If you don't know him, pick up a copy of The White Boy Shuffle
or Tuff 
.Heroes
Obviously, excluding the given family members, friends, soldiers, and God speech. I'd have to say Cal Ripken, Lou Gehrig, Jackie Robinson, and Jet Li. The man saved his kid from the Tsunami, and still had time to kick people's asses in movies.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 11" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Dinosaur hunter
Latest Blog Entries
- Mar 4, 2008 5:40 PM Tuesday Blort: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Moved To Ohio
- Feb 28, 2008 4:00 PM Is Vince Vaughn the new Chuck Norris? (Now Open)
- Feb 27, 2008 2:15 PM Even More Famous Quotes From My Nephew
- Feb 23, 2008 3:30 PM What was I thinking?
- Feb 9, 2008 1:00 AM An Ode to Boobies
Comments
Nov 3 2009 10:44 PM
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Hey Harry Paratestickles, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!
I just noticed what you wrote on mine! OMG! LOL It is soooo wrong that you are allowed to leave that as my message and I can't change it. Someone has way toooo much power! :)
Oct 1 2009 9:43 PM
Sep 25 2009 3:25 AM
you mean you'll wear a condom?
Sep 16 2009 8:59 PM
Sep 10 2009 3:22 AM