'Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit...
So what's your favorite color, punk?!'
Three cheers for the one of many gyrating bewilderments thrust upon the earth, a sentient vessel molded by an estranged relationship between the forces that balance stark normality and sheer idiosyncrasy. Although it should be quite unambiguous as to which side the scales of destiny have tipped for the purveyor of this URL, we can all agree upon one thing: By the mistakes made in the clearly confused heavens above, his name is Alex and his existence is perceived to be true.
On a less obscure note, hi there. If you’re taking the time to read this, good for you.
Anyway, I have a very strange, unremarkable, yet happy life, and as the years have so deftly hurried past in a needless rush, I have grown to appreciate the things that have molded me into who I have become.
I absolutely HATE negative drama. I don’t like to argue about stupid shit. I avoid it. I don’t like making a big deal out of stuff, unless the situation absolutely demands it. I'd much rather just lay back, hang out, go get something to eat, and all that fun stuff. Fuck drama. All it accomplishes is the slow achromatizing of a friendship.
My sense of humor relies heavily upon sarcasm and random gestures and statements that have a tendency to spill unrestrained at times, with the occasional wit or violent humor.
I think I do fairly well with people, though I'm shy as hell around people I don't know unless there is one person I am at least familiar with around, or if they seem exceptionally accomodating. I try. ^o^
Small facts about me:
-Hopelessly in love with Heather! <3
-Love to write.
-Smartass.
-Though I’m happy, I like to write dreary stuff.
-Hopeless romantic.
-I recurrently dishevel my hair.
-'Cute’ > ‘Hot’.
-I eat incessantly, and I’m still 136lbs.
-I’m not easily angered. Don’t even try. ^-^
-You probably won't realize I called you stupid if I think you are.
-On that note, I don't feel the need to blatantly insult someone to make a point.
-If I make a promise, I will keep it.
-I have, what I consider to be, a positive fascination with death and the hereafter.
-I hate people with internet personas, especially pseudo-intellectualists who just happen to be able to type gramatically correct.
-I laugh at horror movies.
-I love trippy stuff.
-Adamant Libertarian.
If anyone's interested in contacting me, my AIM is XKyokugaishaX.
