Hassan

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says: no offense but ur face is offensive to my healthMood: amused amusedat 1:57 AM Jul 4 view more

  • 24 / Male
  • Austin, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 7/4/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Music, reading, debates, philosophy, psychology, computers, business, marketing, networking, women and getting trashed and breaking away from my self inflicted reality for a breath of fresh air and eviscerating my liver
  • Music

    RADIO HEAD!!!! Deep dark progressive house, and a lot of Trance
  • Movies

    Fight club, a beautiful mind
  • Television

    TV nurtures a fantasy-reality mind work
  • Books

    Where to start... Quantum a guide for the Perplexed, Nurture via Nurture, Consciousness explained, Self and Society, The Logic of real arguments, The hedgehog the fox and the magisters pox, The primacy of perception, Why atheism, Atheism the case against god, Republic, Informal logic, The interpretation of dreams, Being and Nothingness, The ego and the Id, The outline of psycho-analysis, Cognitive therapy, Science and human behavior, The Freud reader, Our inner conflicts, The essential Jung, The selfish gene, Beyond freedom and dignity, Intelligence reframed, Blink, Opening skinners box, The holographic universe, The last days of Socrates, Emotions revealed, Candid and some crap I don't remember. Tired yet??
  • Heroes

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Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: LA/Shiraz
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Occupation: Lab Tech/Emergency Dildo Repairman
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

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About me:

Hey, if you're a groupie please click [Here] otherwise click [Here] If you clicked any of the [Here]'s and it didn't work click [Here]... and it still won't work. To make the [Here] link work, hold down ALT then pressed F4. Thank you for your cooperation and please keep your seat in the upright position for the duration of this flight.

Who I'd like to meet:

With the exception of a few I don't want to meet anyone new. Matter of fact, I wish I could unmeet some idiots I know. If you want to know me better and would like a membership to my friendship status here is what you need to send to get considered. Name, DOB, SSN, Bank account number + Pin number for VIP membership into the cool club. 3x Dead babies, 1x Gargoyle eye, 1x mothers ovary and three payments of $1299 over three months for normal membership. Click to view my Personality Profile page ..

Comments

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  • Jun 23 2009 12:08 AM

    ur face needs to be dtown this weekend. no exceptions.
  • May 31 2009 5:44 PM

    ily & imy. =]
  • Jun 2 2009 3:58 AM

    Where art thou...BETCH!!!!
  • Apr 21 2009 11:43 AM

    Faggle! So, next up is to DJ on a cruise ship. Sending in the app. today.
    You wanna roll right? :)
  • Apr 17 2009 8:45 AM

    when do i get love damnit??
  • Apr 11 2009 3:26 AM

    Sup kid? let ne know if you want to get in on some of this monetaryism...
  • Mar 20 2009 3:01 AM

    this made me think of you.
    =]

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  • Mj

    Mar 13 2009 6:24 AM

    hey slugger :)
  • Mar 12 2009 10:21 PM

    Buy a new phone damn it. I need you to see what i am seeing. They are so pretty, yet so dumb. I almost feel bad for them.... almost. I will be in South Padre the 18th to the 22nd if you want to come down. or Austin by the 6th of April. Holler.
  • Mar 7 2009 6:15 AM

    poopie face! i miss you! i seems like its been forever.
    =[
  • Mar 3 2009 10:05 PM

    all i can say is.... wow
    what did you do to this one?
    lol your a bad bad man hassan

    bad
  • Feb 27 2009 5:37 PM

    our anniversary is less than two weeks away... are we going to celebrate? if so i would have to celebrate the night of the 10th or during the day on the 11th cuz im leaving to San antonio the 11th in the evening to go to Vegas. miss you whore.
  • Feb 27 2009 2:42 AM

    if u need to destroy something beautiful i will let you hit me in the face. wait, fuck that. we need to hang out soon. sorry i didn't go out last weekend. sxsw is coming! i'm so pumped.
  • Feb 27 2009 2:45 AM

    why would you wanna destroy something beautiful? geez. and thanks for calling me back punk. its okay though, i still love you.
  • Feb 24 2009 4:29 AM

    Hey Dork, you better be at our first show back. Your lack of attendance at other shows made me run off stage, eat ice cream and cry.

    ~Silk
  • Feb 23 2009 2:59 AM

    my throat hurts. i hope i dont wake up in the morning and i cant talk. =[

    how did cleaning your car go?
  • Feb 16 2009 10:48 PM

    your always a sexist bastard
    dont try to fool anyone with moods!!
    lies!!!!
    persian food needs to happen!
  • Feb 16 2009 8:12 PM

    so... here sitting on your bed waiting for you to get out of the shower. thanks for waking me up and taking me out for lunch. you're the best and i love you. im glad we accomplished cleaning your room up a bit.. it looks a million times better and feels just as clean. heh heh. next step, LAUNDRY! ooo how did you like my whipping you with your hangers? rawr. haha. ooo you just turned the water off. see ya. xoxo

    gabriela.
  • Feb 11 2009 2:49 AM

    love you whore!
  • Feb 6 2009 8:10 PM

    1) Thought Id let you know your layout is broken
    2) I havent seen you in forever!
  • Feb 5 2009 3:39 AM

    Hey boy!
    I was rackin my brain thinkin where we ran into each other last night.
    It was Spill huh? Apparently i had a good night!:)

    ~P~
  • Jan 24 2009 1:56 AM

    Shut your MOUTH!!!!
  • Jan 23 2009 8:31 PM

    Hassan!! u abandoned your little friend, me. :( LOL, but guess what, i got a job at midnight rodeo so i might never see downtown again! Nooooo...
  • Jan 22 2009 2:33 PM

    Miss your face
  • Jan 6 2009 4:08 AM

    HEy boy! Good running into you last night. Hope your night ended up fun! mine was pretty ridiculous.


    ~P~