Weird Al Yanchovic, I can't spell for crap, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Cliff Richard, Macgyver, Bob the Builder, Ben Lee, Josh Pyke, Mike Oldfield, Keith Green, Menya, Enya and heaps of others that I just can't think of right now!
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I would say I sound like a chicken gargling glue or a baby suckling on absinth... I can't spell good either! This is me in my room... and no, I'm not on drugs!
Welcome to my Haunted Undies. Thank goodness this is just a myspace profile and not my actual ghostly under garments - then no one would add me to their profile.... and just who might I be? Glad you didn't ask. Nevertheless I will reward your enthusiasm by telling you - I am Gedge - you might remember me from such websites as www.keringedge.com or www.frequentanalysis.com or www.we'veneverheardof you.com and www.whythebleepshouldwecareaboutwhothehellyouare.com... if not then there's a good chance you've heard of me now so welcome.
I'm just this guy who lives in this place where I think about stuff and occasionly write things.. you know, just like you really, well, unless you're a girl... anyway, I write a lot of music but am cursed by a trinity of styles. What I mean is the sissy side of my personality insists on producing Enya with testicles - to hear that stuff you have to checkout myspace.com/menyarism and then there's my folk stuff for when James Blunt sneeks into my head and starts vandalising my brain. I'd rather Cliff Richard pass wind in my cranium than James Blunt anyday. Anyway, that stuff is on myspace.com/flightywench. Finally there's the sort of stuff I do when I have way too much time on my hands - thats the stuff you're listening to now... you better be listening!
By all means please enjoy my tunes and check out my other profiles if you get a chance. Then tell all your friends and spread the love. Download my music and play them in Sunday School - whatever it takes to make me rich and wealthy (who cares about the fame) There's even a Save Kerin Gedge fund you can donate to on my website.
Love you (not)
K
Worrying news for you Al. The most notorious novelty hit in UK pop history is to be re-released; I don't think it reached NZ in 1984--but that could change!
It is the 25th anniversary of Agadoo, so one of the members of Black Lace (who replaced the late Alan Barton) has decided to remix it with a few pals.
So to get it out your system, here's the original...
COURT ORDER!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... :) Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!! YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING""
Get your JAILHOUSE ROCK ON & send this back to me!
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