Any movie with chainsaws, abuse of midgets, head explosions, excessive sex or nudity, people getting shot in the face, abuse of farm implements, someone getting a body part torn off an beaten to death with it, killer robots, someone's eye getting ripped out with chopsticks, giant rubber monsters that step on people while destroying large amounts of property and kicking ass with bad Japanese dubbing, scenes where people are strangled to death with their own intestines, mind control, alien parasites, cannibalism, eyes popping out, or someone's entire body flying apart after being dumped in toxic waste and hit by a car are tops in my book. Movies that deal with the lowest human common denominator.
Television
TV shows I hate:
Reality TV. Court TV. The Fox news channel. The shopping channel. G4. Any dumbass reality show hosted by a celebrity. Shows that make forensic scientists look like they can track you down from a stray microbe. Any show with a laugh track. Any star vehicle show for a grade B celebrity.
Heroes - by far the best show on TV. If you do not like Heroes, you are lame.
Books
Dune
Thank you for smoking
Conan the Barbarian
John Carter of Mars
Heroes
Rod Stewart. He can whup some ass. He should go on the Ultimate fighting Championship.
Jack Palance. The toughest guy who ever lived. He can rip your heart out and show it to you with his buttcheeks.
The fat guy from Silence of the Lambs. Way to die doing what you love.
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