Super Streetbike magazine, 2 wheel tuner, Cycle Dreams
Heroes
My son Bryar James, who is the greatest son a guy could ask for, always there and never complains, through the good and the bad. ***Keep the name in the back of your mind, he will be famous.***
All the combat soldiers who served before-during-and after me.
Family & Friends who have lent a helping hand over the years. A heart felt thank you...
About me:
jimhaucke@yahoo.com
Born in Two Rivers, Wi./ Then the world...
Angry Guy Streetfighters has been up and running since 2002, but did not get internet based till 2003. The business is a streetfighter parts and building business, with alot of custom pieces and the look is very german based. I also sell Angry Guy Apparel, and ****Manufacture and Sell C.R.W. Neoprene face masks.
We have been in 7 issues of Super Streetbike magazine,and 1 issue of Fighter magazine out of Germany. My goal is to bring the streetfighter look out in the open, show people what we can do with the sport bikes, if you like it great. The states are filled to the brim with Harleys and Choppers, we are offering an alternative to that style.
A little history on me. I raced motocross, way back when the coolest thing you could do was a cross up over a jump, so I am dating myself. I spent some time in the military,special ops, oorah and all that, worked security at a nuclear plant,Swat work, made bath tubs at Kohler, and now this. I have always been into motorcycles, owned too many to count, and regret selling any of them. But sport bikes have always been a constant in my life since the 90's.
"Yes, I did own acouple Harleys in the early 80's, when it wasn't cool, and everyone hated them and bikers, that's why I owned them "to piss people off" and do my own thing, to be different. Now that they are mainstream,and every yuppie scum bag owns one, it just isn't fun anymore, and lets face it, they are not a performance motorcycle. I have always been into speed and sportbikes, so that is where my business has headed.
I started to hear the buzz about streetfighters, and fell in love with the style and the naked look,aggressive stance, but pure sportbike, and the rest is history.
"The sportbike market is on the rise, and sales are increasing all the time....And I love it... Hopefully soon, you will see more sportbikes out there carving the streets then black Harleys with yuppie ass jockies on them, chugging down the highway..." Never forget, I am not putting down the old school bikers, who ride to ride, and can change their own oil and put air in the tires, without a mechanic on board.....It's the scum bags who buy a new bike off the showroom floor, head to toe H.D. apparel, and go bar to bar"Hey look at me", and couldn't ride to save their life... I know they are saying it to...
The bikes have put me in 7 magazines, from stateside to Germany, and there will be more to come...We are currently working on a few projects.....Stay tuned...
*** Remember this: "Kharma is a bitch, and she rides a Harley", and I am on her S@#T list.
Who I'd like to meet: The next x-wife...A beautiful women (inside and out, meaning they have to look and smell good),3 large breasts (the 3rd on her back for slow dancing), small hands( just kidding, you guys know what I'm talking about..), no neck(so all the heads can turn except hers), probably a brunette (have to change my diet, doctor said blondes are giving me diabetes), excellent smile (has all her teeth), likes to ride hard and fast, and gets that same shit eating grin that all the rest of us get when we are riding, very sexy...Sense of humor a must, life is way to short to take yourself that serious. Besides with a third boob on her back, she has to be able to take the jokes.
Seriously, I am here for networking my business and interests in motorcycles, with other people, businesses, and organizations who share the same interests and passions, and meet new friends along the way...
** Remember, It's not the color of the rider, type of bike, it's all about the ride...*But to all the narrow minded ass jockeys, who think their shit doesn't stink, and their bikes are the greatest bikes "you know who I"m talking to" out there, guess again, lose the attitude and ride....We all need to laugh more and lighten up on the small shit, so don't take the stuff I said up top, as anything but humor...
Unless you are one of the ass jockeys,that is the truth..*And if you have 3 boobs, look me up....
My web site is www.angryguystreetfighters.com, give it a look...You never know, may find something interesting, or not...
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