Haydn Porter
Haydn Porter
Playboy model, horror movie fan, and nerd extraordinaire!

Female
20 years old
TULSA, Oklahoma
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Howard Stern, 2 years in 2 minutes - Coincidentally, I make 2 appearances in this clip.

OMP Page

My friend posted this video of us from high school. It's a rare peek into the mind of a nutty model/wannabe actress.

MarksFriggin.com - Daily Stern Show Synopsis

My Silly Campaign Thingy

MusicWeezer, Nirvana, No Doubt, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Kinks, Sublime, The Pixies, Weird Al, Michael Jackson, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goblin, The Smashing Pumpkins, M.I.A, Daft Punk, television and movie theme songs, video game music, Beastie Boys, Muse, Harry Nilsson, Three 6 Mafia, Ludacris, Gwen Stefani, Frank Black, Gorillaz, Fatboy Slim, The Beatles, Trina, Lil Wayne, Judas Priest
MoviesTerminator 2, Star Wars, Labyrinth, Halloween, Gremlins, Leprechaun, Child's Play, Nightmare on Elmstreet, A Pretty Persuasion, Pumpkin Head, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dead Alive, Psycho, Suspiria, Phenomena, Cabin Fever, House of 1000 Corpses, Spirited Away, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, Cube, Kill Bill, Starship Troopers, In the Mouth of Madness, Total Recall, The Brave Little Toaster, Freddy Got Fingered, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Requiem for a Dream, I Spit on Your Grave, West World, Totoro, Army of Darkness, Private Parts, Little Children, Dumbo, The Royal Tenenbaums, Funny Games, Irreversible, Norbit
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Futurama, Daria, Degrassi, Star Trek, Jeopardy, Family Guy, Howard Stern, The Munsters, Cold Case Files, First 48, Project Runway, Discovery Health shows, Da Ali G Show, South Park, American Justice, The Twilight Zone, Peep Show, Little Britain, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Robot Chicken, Tim and Eric Awesome Show - Great Job!, Intervention, Scare Tactics, Summer Heights High, TV Funhouse, Little Britain USA, How Clean Is Your House?, Arrested Development, Rocko's Modern Life
BooksThe Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, Brave New World, Ender's Game, Jacqueline Wilson books, A Handmaid's Tale, Mrs. Bridge, Private Parts, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, The Bell Jar, Into The Fire, In The Dark, The Demon in the Freezer, After Midnight, The God Delusion, The Midnight Tour
HeroesHoward Stern and Michael Jackson

     Haydn Porter's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Being Awesome

   Haydn Porter's Schools
University Of Tulsa
Tulsa, OK
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Psychology
 

2006 to Present



Haydn Porter managed to smash her hand through a flimsy, piece of shit, plate glass window the other night. And now I have 6 stitches in my arm!
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Getting naked, being entertained, and having my face cut open.  (view more)

Bronchitis and Heartbreak  (view more)

Playboy Morning Show, Partie Trois  (view more)

My Last Day as a Teen  (view more)

Playboy’s All Naturals (new shoots!)  (view more)

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   Haydn Porter's Blurbs
About me:

College Girls Edition

A few important notes:

For the love of all that is good, please read my FAQ section before messaging me. I'm a really friendly and patient person, but you've no idea how tiring it is to receive the same questions over and over. Such glaringly obvious oversights just make the person look asinine.

I am not on here for dating . I prefer to meet people the old-fashioned way.

Don't be rude to me, unless you want the internet to laugh at you when I post your messages for all to see.

Onto Me!

I'm a normal, laid back, and super geeky girl who lucked out, and managed to do some cool stuff. On October 9th, 2006 Playboy stopped by my university for a casting call (which happened to fall on my 18th birthday.) Someone up there must have liked my titties, because I've since been in several Playboy publications. Hooray!

In January 2007 I made my first appearance on the Howard Stern Show, and had an amazing time (meeting your lifelong idol tends to do that.) Something about me must have either intrigued or sickened people, but either way I've had a huge boost in popularity since then.

Initially this attention was all very alien to me. I was considered a dork all through school (and so was treated accordingly,) so it took some time before I became more comfortable with myself and my work. I tend to keep pretty quiet about my Playboy/Howard stuff, as I feel it gives people lots of preconceived notions about me.

Despite being able to bare it all in front of a camera, I've actually always been a bit introverted. While I definitely enjoy meeting new people and hanging out with my friends, I'm perfectly content sitting at home playing video games, reading, or messing around online. I guess I'm not exactly a social butterfly... I probably see my Animal Crossing "friends" more often than anyone else.

FAQ

Are you in school? What's your major?

I'm currently taking some time off of school to pursue acting and modeling in LA. I spent 2 years at the University of Tulsa, during which I majored in psychology. While I absolutely plan to finish my degree, I feel this is the best time to muck about with acting. I imagine I'll eventually end up in law school, though I wouldn't mind being an illustrator either.

What hobbies do you have?

I like all sorts of things: I adore cleaning, I play too many videogames, I’ve earned my black belt in karate (so I like kicking ass), I work out like an utter nut case, I take hip hop dance classes (and can frequently be caught prancing about my room sporting the most heinous outfits), I read lots of disgusting horror novels, I spend countless hours organizing and reorganizing crap, I draw nasty and creepy creatures all the time, and I watch good movies when I have the chance.

Why did you pose for Playboy?

I've always been interested in acting, but it's incredibly hard to get exposure in Oklahoma. Playboy has provided me with a good start, so hopefully I can parlay this into a career in acting. A big contributing factor in my decision was the possibility of meeting Howard Stern. Really. But it worked! I guess posing for Playboy has also made me feel a bit more confident, despite some of the absurd (and typically poorly written) hate mail I receive, which is the source of much amusement for me and my buddies.

Are you really in Mensa?

Yes, though I've yet to pay my membership dues this year. Shhh... After being booked for the Stern Show, I felt I needed something to fall back on lest I were to make a complete fool of myself. People mistakenly classify Playboy girls as vapid bimbos, and I didn't want to be subjected to that stereotype. So I took the test, qualified, and now I'm an (expired) card carrying Mensan. Huzzah!

Are you really Haydn Porter?

Hahahaha!! Why would ANYONE bother to pretend to be me? Really, that would be shameful.

What do your friends and family think?

I don't tend to befriend closed-minded turds, so the people who make it through my rigorous and often dangerous screening process all think it's pretty cool. My parents obviously weren't thrilled about my decision (my mom originally said it was "objectionable",) but they have grown to accept it, and can see that I'm happy right now. In more recent history my mom has actually helped me choose my mansion party outfits, though I still won't let her see my naked pics.

Where can I see your pics?

There was a wee photo of me in “The Girls of Conference USA” pictorial, included in the May 2007 issue of Playboy.

I had 4 pages (one of which was occupied entirely by my ass) in the July/August 2007 College Girls Special Edition, featuring “The Girls of Conference USA”.

I was a Coed of the Week in May 2007, and was subsequently voted Coed of the Month for July 2007.

In May 2008 I was featured as one of Playboy's All Naturals.

More shoots were added to Women of Playboy in October 2008.

I recently auditioned for more Playboy work, so with any luck (and your persistence?) there shall be more boobage! Most of the aforementioned pictorials can be accessed through Playboy’s Cyber Club.

Can you send me a signed picture?

I don’t have anything I can send you, however when I get a new PO box feel free to send stuff you’d like signed. Just don’t be a jerk and neglect to include return postage.

Can you leave me a comment?

I spend a lot of my free time responding to messages on here as it is, and I'm afraid I just don't have the extra time to fill comment requests.

Do you really like Star Wars and video games?

Yes. Anyone who doesn't gets axed from my friends list.

Do you have an instant messenger program?

My aim screen name is HaydnPorter. Terribly original, I know. Though I’m usually bombarded with messages, I do sign in on occasion.

I see you have a fan art section. Can I send you something?

Absolutely! I love seeing what talented people are able to come up with, and I'd be honored!

My Website: HaydnPorter.com

My profile on SFN: SternFanNetwork.com

Pinup-y!!Photo by Sal Robles Sneaking and creeping...Photo by Sal Robles


Who I'd like to meet:
Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Artie Lange, and Baba Booey. Okay, so now I've met those guys. They were all really nice (with the exception of Gary, who I think was bothered by my age.) Now, I'm on the hunt for Jared Leto. He's really my only celebrity crush. Hmmm....

Hope MySpace doesnt bitch and claim this is naked.  Theres totally a black square over my nipple!!! STOP!!!Photo by Sal Robles


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Haydn Porter's Friends Comments
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Jul 13 2009 3:46 AM

thank ya for the add.
Mike





Jul 13 2009 6:11 AM

Sad times! Hope you get to feelin' better soon.
ISI loves her sis JADE and her hero RANDY


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Jul 13 2009 9:19 AM

hey haydn
thxs so damn much for the add.
it means alot to me.
Can you hack my page and comment my pics please?
ilysdm
SHAUN MIC Ls aka HBK (JUNGLISS ONLY lol)





Jul 13 2009 11:50 AM

whats up? much ove for the add
Bajoo


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Jul 13 2009 12:22 AM

I like:)
Tulsa NORML





Jun 28 2009 7:34 PM

Thanks for the support! Hope to see you at the next meeting!
Thomas





Jun 30 2009 3:40 PM

Hope you start feeling better! Luv you. Take Care!
Thomas
gary





Jul 5 2009 11:02 PM

hi haden havent sent u a coment in a wile hope things are going great for u thes days and your 4th of july was fantistec also wanted to tell u i still think u are one of the most adorabel little ladys i have hade the pleashur of having as a frend wishing u all the best that life has to offer lol allways
Grand Jedi Master Marsi Rymis





Jul 7 2009 5:30 AM

Aww, sorry to hear about your cat. You have my sympathies.
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Jun 27 2009 12:43 AM

Heyy! What's goin on?
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Jun 26 2009 1:18 AM

Hey you. Haven't heard from you in a pretty long time. How you been? What's new?

Kev
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Jun 26 2009 2:09 AM

THX 4 DA ADD
jay





Jun 24 2009 2:14 AM

you outshine all the stars in the sky
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Jun 24 2009 5:17 AM

Hi Beautiful :)
SOCKET





Jun 18 2009 12:18 AM

Thanks for friending me!

Blessings,
:Damon
muri





Jun 16 2009 11:33 AM

have a great day love!
Powder





Jun 17 2009 5:49 PM

Hope life is treating you well. Just dropping by to say hi :)

- Powder
DER!K­





Jun 14 2009 8:23 AM

How did you end up with a black eye. Seriously. And don't give me any of this "I ran into a door" bullshit.
Ronaldo™


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Jun 9 2009 7:49 AM

Thank you for adding me to your friends ;) since we are new friends :P
Brok'n Arrow





Jun 11 2009 5:58 PM

Thank you for being a friend!!!:) Keep on grooving!!:)
Peace,
Brok'n Arrow
Dennis





Jun 8 2009 10:22 PM

Thanks for the add Haydn. Hope you had a good weekend. Take care and have a great week.
SAL Robles Photography





May 23 2009 8:42 PM

HI Haydn if your not doing anything next Friday. I'm having a Photoshoot on a Yacht in Austin Tx...Let me know if you want in.I also need your E-mail I have some New pictures for you..)
muri





Jun 1 2009 8:35 AM

lol about the pants!:)
GI MATT





May 22 2009 5:46 AM

Right on! Thanks for the add!
Johan Niskanen





May 21 2009 9:34 PM

Hi Haydn, thanks for the friendship! :) All the best, Johan
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