A few important notes:
For the love of all that is good, please read my FAQ section before messaging me. I'm a really friendly and patient person, but you've no idea how tiring it is to receive the same questions over and over. Such glaringly obvious oversights just make the person look asinine.
I am not on here for dating . I prefer to meet people the old-fashioned way.
Don't be rude to me, unless you want the internet to laugh at you when I post your messages for all to see.
Onto Me!
I'm a normal, laid back, and super geeky girl who lucked out, and managed to do some cool stuff. On October 9th, 2006 Playboy stopped by my university for a casting call (which happened to fall on my 18th birthday.) Someone up there must have liked my titties, because I've since been in several Playboy publications. Hooray!
In January 2007 I made my first appearance on the Howard Stern Show, and had an amazing time (meeting your lifelong idol tends to do that.) Something about me must have either intrigued or sickened people, but either way I've had a huge boost in popularity since then.
Initially this attention was all very alien to me. I was considered a dork all through school (and so was treated accordingly,) so it took some time before I became more comfortable with myself and my work. I tend to keep pretty quiet about my Playboy/Howard stuff, as I feel it gives people lots of preconceived notions about me.
Despite being able to bare it all in front of a camera, I've actually always been a bit introverted. While I definitely enjoy meeting new people and hanging out with my friends, I'm perfectly content sitting at home playing video games, reading, or messing around online. I guess I'm not exactly a social butterfly... I probably see my Animal Crossing "friends" more often than anyone else.
FAQ
Are you in school? What's your major?
I'm currently taking some time off of school to pursue acting and modeling in LA. I spent 2 years at the University of Tulsa, during which I majored in psychology. While I absolutely plan to finish my degree, I feel this is the best time to muck about with acting. I imagine I'll eventually end up in law school, though I wouldn't mind being an illustrator either.
What hobbies do you have?
I like all sorts of things: I adore cleaning, I play too many videogames, I’ve earned my black belt in karate (so I like kicking ass), I work out like an utter nut case, I take hip hop dance classes (and can frequently be caught prancing about my room sporting the most heinous outfits), I read lots of disgusting horror novels, I spend countless hours organizing and reorganizing crap, I draw nasty and creepy creatures all the time, and I watch good movies when I have the chance.
Why did you pose for Playboy?
I've always been interested in acting, but it's incredibly hard to get exposure in Oklahoma. Playboy has provided me with a good start, so hopefully I can parlay this into a career in acting. A big contributing factor in my decision was the possibility of meeting Howard Stern. Really. But it worked! I guess posing for Playboy has also made me feel a bit more confident, despite some of the absurd (and typically poorly written) hate mail I receive, which is the source of much amusement for me and my buddies.
Are you really in Mensa?
Yes, though I've yet to pay my membership dues this year. Shhh... After being booked for the Stern Show, I felt I needed something to fall back on lest I were to make a complete fool of myself. People mistakenly classify Playboy girls as vapid bimbos, and I didn't want to be subjected to that stereotype. So I took the test, qualified, and now I'm an (expired) card carrying Mensan. Huzzah!
Are you really Haydn Porter?
Hahahaha!! Why would ANYONE bother to pretend to be me? Really, that would be shameful.
What do your friends and family think?
I don't tend to befriend closed-minded turds, so the people who make it through my rigorous and often dangerous screening process all think it's pretty cool. My parents obviously weren't thrilled about my decision (my mom originally said it was "objectionable",) but they have grown to accept it, and can see that I'm happy right now. In more recent history my mom has actually helped me choose my mansion party outfits, though I still won't let her see my naked pics.
Where can I see your pics?
There was a wee photo of me in “The Girls of Conference USA” pictorial, included in the May 2007 issue of Playboy.
I had 4 pages (one of which was occupied entirely by my ass) in the July/August 2007 College Girls Special Edition, featuring “The Girls of Conference USA”.
I was a Coed of the Week in May 2007, and was subsequently voted Coed of the Month for July 2007.
In May 2008 I was featured as one of Playboy's All Naturals.
More shoots were added to Women of Playboy in October 2008.
I recently auditioned for more Playboy work, so with any luck (and your persistence?) there shall be more boobage! Most of the aforementioned pictorials can be accessed through Playboy’s Cyber Club.
Can you send me a signed picture?
I don’t have anything I can send you, however when I get a new PO box feel free to send stuff you’d like signed. Just don’t be a jerk and neglect to include return postage.
Can you leave me a comment?
I spend a lot of my free time responding to messages on here as it is, and I'm afraid I just don't have the extra time to fill comment requests.
Do you really like Star Wars and video games?
Yes. Anyone who doesn't gets axed from my friends list.
Do you have an instant messenger program?
My aim screen name is HaydnPorter. Terribly original, I know. Though I’m usually bombarded with messages, I do sign in on occasion.
I see you have a fan art section. Can I send you something?
Absolutely! I love seeing what talented people are able to come up with, and I'd be honored!
My Website:
HaydnPorter.com
My profile on SFN:
SternFanNetwork.com
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