A few important notes:
For the love of all that is good, please read my FAQ section before messaging me. I'm a really good-natured and patient person, but you've no idea how tiring it is to receive the same questions over and over. Such glaringly obvious oversights just make the person look asinine.
I am not on here for dating. I prefer to meet people the old-fashioned way.
Don't be rude to me. Whatever reaction you're looking for, I guarantee that's not what you'll get.
I'm a normal, laid back, and super geeky girl who lucked out, and managed to do some cool stuff. On my 18th birthday, Playboy stopped by my school for a casting. I guess they liked me, because now I've been in several Playboy publications. Hooray! So, back in January, I made my first appearance on the Howard Stern Show, and had an amazing time. I suppose something about me intrigued people, because I've had a huge boost in popularity since then.
I generally don't talk about my Playboy/Howard stuff, because I'm incredibly shy and awkward. I've always been a bit introverted, and I'm perfectly content sitting at home, playing video games, reading, or messing around online. I'm certainly not opposed to going out or anything, but I'm not exactly a social-butterfly.
FAQ
Are you in school? What's your major?
Yes, I go to the University of Tulsa, and am currently a Psychology major. I don't really know what I want to do in life, but I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually. I'm considering being a child or criminal psychologist, a lawyer, an illustrator, or hopefully an actress.
What hobbies do you have?
I like all sorts of things. I enjoy playing video games, practicing karate/fighting, working out, dancing, reading horror novels, organizing stuff, drawing/crafting, and watching good movies.
Why did you pose for Playboy?
I would eventually like to pursue acting, and it's incredibly hard to get exposure in Oklahoma. Playboy has provided me with a good start for that, so hopefully I can parlay this into a career in acting. A big contributing factor in my decision was the possibility of meeting Howard Stern. HA!! It worked! Also, posing for Playboy has made me feel a bit more confident about myself.
Are you really in Mensa?
Yes. After being booked for the Stern Show, I decided I needed something to fall back upon in case I made an idiot of myself. People frequently assume Playboy girls are vapid bimbos, and I didn't want that sort of reputation. I took the test, qualified, and now I'm a card carrying Mensan. Huzzah!
Are you really Haydn Porter?
Hahahaha!! Why would ANYONE bother to pretend to be me?
What do your friends and family think?
My friends are all very open-minded people, so they think it's cool. My parents obviously weren't thrilled, but they have grown to accept it, and can see that I'm happy right now.
Where can I see your pics?
I've been in the May 2007 Playboy, the July/August 2007 College Girls, I was a Coed of the Week in May and then Coed of the Month for July (in Playboy's Cyber Club), and an All Natural in May 2008 (in Women of Playboy).
Can you send me a signed picture?
I'm working on getting a new PO box, so please just be patient.
Can you leave me a comment?
I spend a lot of my free time responding to messages on here as it is, and I'm afraid I just don't have the extra time to fill comment requests.
Do you really like Star Wars and video games?
Yes. Anyone who doesn't gets axed from my friends list.
Do you have an instant messenger program? What is your screen name?
As an experiment, I'll provide my aim screen name. If I get totally bombarded with messages, I probably won't go on too often, but here it is anyway: HaydnPorter Original, eh?
I see you have a fan art section. Can I send you something?
Absolutely! I love seeing what talented people are able to come up with, and I'd be honored!
My Website:
HaydnPorter.com
My profile on SFN:
SternFanNetwork.com
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