Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player. Click here to get the latest flash player.
Haylee♥Anne!'s Interests
General
Music
James Morrison.
Elliot Yamin.
Daughtry.
Mark Schultz.
The Veronicas.
The Format.
Movies
The Notebook
Titanic
Rent
13 Going On 30
The Ringer
Television
everything.
Books
Dont Die My Love..
Heroes
Dinah Washington.
Kathy Loo!
Anna Michelle.
My Mommy.
Sadie Christina.
Ciara Dixon.
Tyler Harrel.
Sophie Fanning.
L-Cap.
Cara Mckenzie.
Hilary Christine.
♥
This is my bestestest friend. I have no idea what im going to do when she goes off to college. :[
Ill miss you babygirl!
yeah same here about the grades. i'm just like ok you can do it! haha just 14 days!! ahhh!! and yeah that's really exciting!! it's so amazing to have all that freedom! :D haha. you'll loveee it!!
haha hey Ms. Lawes! yeah it's definetly been way too long! i've been great! just staying busy and getting ready for SUMMER! AH! i CANNOT wait!! :D how about you?! what have you been up to?!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
"If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person in 1 minute you will have bad sex for life!!!
