Rob G- Guitar, Pretty Vocals, Second Drums.
Chris Tron- Guitar, Ugly Vocals, Bass, Recording, Sampling.
Huw Censored- Main Bass, Whiskey Connoisseur, Quip Tech.
Bobbu PhoKuz-Killer of the drums.
The Origin of Headlights Underwater......
In the skin-blistering, cold depths of Alaska hail three men who met shortly before boarding a crab boat that would harvest the Bering Sea. The first man introduced himself as Rabert. It was obvious in his eyes he fancied the gleam razor sharp cold steel that spoke of bad intentions. The second man approached with hair that rivaled the finest Chinese silks, and smelling of sex-panther cologne. He was introduced as Chris. Finally, a third man emerged from a nearby alleyway that had moments ago been filled with the harmonious sounds of lamentation from a group of females. He smelled of sex and wrung out his headband as he introduced himself. He was to be know as Bobby. In the midst of grunts and small talk arose the topic of music. These three shared a short laugh and scoffed at bands of the likes of Nickelback and Evanescence wishing to see them crushed like those who once stood before Mongolian Marauders. They boasted about their abilities to rock. The sky quivered a groan of thunder that began to roll as their laughter grew. The sky became an unnatural color of grey.
That fateful day they decided they would take a stand, to fight against the music industry flooding the market with such despicable mindless garbage. Once the boat docked, after quite a slow season, the three craved something unspoken. They retrieved their instruments and met in the attic above the "Elbow Room Bar." What came next was an explosion of sweet symphonies and complex time signatures... but even despite this harmonious music, something was missing..
As the men took a short break to beer bong a few bottles of Knob Creek and Ezra Brooks, a silhouette of a Jolly Green Giant-esque type of creature was approaching from the distant tundra, wearing bear skins that were still emanating steam. He smelled of animal gristle and came bearing gifts of elk's blood and honey suckles. It was then that the three noticed his face had no defining features. His chest heaved as he treaded through the thigh deep snow towards them, and his breath billowed from his blank face like steam from a locomotive.
To preserve this true spectacle of God, they vowed to have his face censored to keep children from crying, grown men from shuddering with fear, and the boogeyman from checking under his bed and wanting the lights left on. He played a bass finely crafted of bear bones, antelope dung, and puma intestines. They now had their missing ingredient, and they are currently recording somewhere in the northern hemisphere. This force of nature only to appear every weekend or so to expose what they've created under the influence of equal parts bravado, insane-genius, and whiskey stupor. This is the legend that will be past down for generations to come.......
Sorry i missed the show guys, but it was unavoidable. However all the people I've talked to that were there said you put on a great performance...and that the metal band following you was very forgettable. Well done
i am officially a now show for ufc 100. i will make it to the show barring you don't take stage until 11, but if anyone even has it in thier head to tell me the outcome of the fights they are gonna get ktfo. i am seriously considering not going becasue i kow someone will try and ruin it for me and i have a prior engagement for an art opening. please sheild me from douches, so i can feel good about going and then watching ufc on sunday with beer and burgers.
Jesus-fucking-Alla-fucking-muhammed-banged ghandi on a bet- you's guys...The new song is sooooooooooooooooooo badass! I want to be the trapeze artist who come's sooo close. Lucky for you's guys, the talent and passion are already there.
yo guys dont be such strangers! come check out Texas Heat Music Fest in downtown july 4th and 5th. my band is playing the 5th 2pm on main stage. look it up
give me a call bro, so i can give you a great time slot! About to kickoff, TEXAS premier rockband showcase in JULY! AUDIO IMPACT, every SUNDAY NITE @ TEXAS ROCK TAVERN 2470FM 1960 W. Looking for the the best bands from around TEXAS & HOUSTON. All bands that play AUDIO IMPACT, will be promoted on 94.5 THE BUZZ Music News and flyers. Booking 4 the next 3 mos. This is a paid gig and we feed the bands 2! one 45 min set per artist. If you would like to play AUDIO IMPACT, call me ASAP! Alex Lozano United Music Alliance. 713 540 3534 21 & UP FREE
Then Robert Paulson will be dominated with a 5-knuckled haymacker....you know DSN don't fuck around when it comes to great music. I will be at Adam's this sat and hopefully so will you
Alright so who does deason have to beat the fuck up to get a goddamn Headlights Underwater show?!?!? And you all know me, i'm indifferent. Give me a name, and I get a fucking show.
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