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HEADLINE payoff

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  • HEADLINE payoff

  • 102 / Male
  • Cape Town, ZA
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General


    The alphabet.

  • Music


    Ashtray Electric

    Crunky Town

  • Movies


    Tuna and the bandit, 1 - 7. But excluding number 5 - that was a shit one.

  • Television


    Sometimes, twice times, nine times. That is to say: eighteen times.

  • Books


    Given that H-p is a writing project, books would be as sexy as an asparagus spear in a pair of y-fronts.

  • Heroes


    Tuna. Key board. Keyboard. Carpet cleaning. Cloud. Cold-air balloon. Submariners and duvet covers.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Occupation: Piss.

Networking

Comments

Displaying 25 of 934 comments
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Jul 24 2009 7:59 AM

    I'm retro-hip, commenting your 'Space like we used to do when we were kids.

    (Sorry - 24hr brainfreeze)
  • Rumpelstiltskin

    Jul 21 2009 2:33 AM

    Yeah it does seem like a ghost town around here doesn't it?
  • Rumpelstiltskin

    Jul 20 2009 3:41 PM

    I see you re-decorated the profile. Looks nice
  • Kadompels

    Jul 14 2009 5:25 AM

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    I think u'll enjoy this one. It's pretty cool but also a little creepy too LOL. You'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get the proper results. Put the followwing into the address-bar of your web-browser. Type ur favorite number between 1 and 999 & then type a dot & then type your favorite color & then type a dot & then type one word that best describes your mood & then type a dot & then type the word retwistic & then type a dot & then type com & then click enter. Let me know how it turns out for you.


    Forward this comment to 10 or more friends.


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  • Justine

    May 25 2009 2:04 PM

    OK you'll like this but you'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get perfect results. Put the following into the address area of your web-browser. Type a random number between 1 and 100 then a dot and then type your favorite food and then a dot and then type your current mood and then a dot and then type "retwistic" (without the quotes) and then a dot and then type com and then hit enter. Let me know how it works out!
  • Scenery [Ask for Sponge…

    Apr 8 2009 11:44 AM

    Comments - much appreciated. :)
  • HarmfulJenny Jenny

    Mar 19 2009 11:24 AM

    yes, just a woman who loves her wood is all ;) <br />x
  • HarmfulJenny Jenny

    Mar 18 2009 2:25 PM

    Likin' the look ( as opposed to licking the look which would totally in_apropriate ) <br />To the fella below me, I work for a tree feller, ummm, mind you - we don't log for lumber yards <br />but there are chainsaws and tree climbing and wood stacking and splitting. <br />Peace my delightful boyalicious man treats <br />x
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Mar 13 2009 10:34 AM

    Went to the wall. 'Space still has some catching up to do, in that way. :|

    But ja - design. Over it. I wanna do something else. Maybe be a tree-feller. Or a storm-chaser. Like those guys on Discovery.
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Mar 13 2009 9:10 AM

    Huh?
  • HarmfulJenny Jenny

    Feb 14 2009 2:23 AM

    Pretty Ones
    Happy to see you still doing your thang
    mucho besos xxxxx
  • Jess

    Feb 6 2009 1:52 PM

    Indeed. It's amusing to look back on oneself. the other day i found an old online journal and cringed for the english language. sigh.
  • Rumpelstiltskin

    Dec 7 2008 5:12 PM

    Swear Cream? Oh my bloody hell you just keep passing right over them boundaries ehh boys? LOL That's why I Loves ya
  • Rumpelstiltskin

    Dec 1 2008 6:20 AM

    pssst i got santas number... give him a call and tell him what you want for christmas :0)
    484-406-8011
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Nov 13 2008 8:16 AM

    A podventure even?
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Nov 11 2008 7:24 AM

    See, I'm thinking you should do a podcast about portmanteau's...er portmanteaus? portmanteaii?

    They're cool. They just don't get enough coverage in the media. :)
  • Wrestlerish (New Song!)

    Oct 16 2008 3:57 PM

    The truth is out there... much like Shark Jesus.
  • Sibling Rivalry (are in…

    Oct 15 2008 7:08 AM

    Hey thanks for accepting our add, if you amped check out our new blogs. Or you can download our new album at:

    www.siblingrivalry.co.za/durbanafterdark
  • ICUGHOST

    Sep 28 2008 7:53 PM

    Great big Ectoplasmic kisses for you for accepting my friend request
    Ciao for now but never forever
    Anne
  • Rumpelstiltskin

    Sep 24 2008 7:40 PM

    Stoppin by to see how life is treating you. Hope all is well
    Ciao
  • emokid lynnLynn Landman

    Aug 24 2008 7:54 PM

    Oh my goodness, am I reading wrong or did Rudilicious make the dreaded "your" / "you're" faux pas in his little piece uptop? What day do you arrive Paulface? :)
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Jul 24 2008 6:53 AM

    Hehe, shotto - quite chuffed with myself for finally figuring out the stupid custom header thing. Geeking out over CSS FTW! :P

    p.s. Yeah. I can. Rudi is Afrikaans. Process of elimination from there on. :D
  • twitter.com/iamnataliI am Natali

    Jul 22 2008 12:54 PM

    I drove behind a taxi today, it had "285" on the back.

    Nothing compares to Hp.
  • Lyal "Venom Fang"

    Jun 8 2008 1:31 PM

    ひらがな平仮 がな名
  • ČЋчЯçћ

    Jun 4 2008 9:02 AM

    (I knew that)

Blurbs

About me:

Yeah. We got a twitter, because we ain't no quitters.
http://www.twitter.com/headlinepayoff

HEADLINE payoff is a project, which involves only writing and content, as a backlash against the overtly visual nature of Myspace and the world we live in. And, while you may not find many pretty pictures to give you pyrotechnics in your pants, if you know how to read, we hope you will be entertained.


With a combined age of 46 HEADLINE payoff is the cheesiest, most chocolatey piece of word-sexxxy you've ever encountered in your lifecakes.

This is not really a MySpace page.

If you subscribe to our blog, you won't get AIDS.
Read.
Subscribe.
Stay Alive.
Cheese and Chives.
Duck and Dive.
Jump and Jive.

ABOUT THE AUTHORS:

PAUL WHITE:

"I'm not an asshole."

Paul is pithy. No that's not pissy with a lisp.

RUDI CRONJE:

"It's not that I hate you, I just think you're a really big box"

Rudi engages with TURBO J-Bob on a regular basis.

Any queries, questions, bitchings or praisings can be sent to:
headlinepayoff@gmail.com


Or for a live chat on MSN:
(No webcamming you sex-driven motherlickers, unless you are amazing)

rudi1212@hotmail.com

choc_bizkit@hotmail.com
(Yes, Paul did get this email address at the age of 13)


*Note: Seeing that they are both copywriters (from now on also known as copytypers), they feel it absolutely necesarry to re-type, re-write and re-think everything about 4372 times so this section will constantly change...

Who I'd like to meet:


Good spelling, punctuation and proper paragraph usage.