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HEALTH FREAKS
Male
38 years old
Hamperton
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
Mood: devious Mood Image
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   HEALTH FREAKS's Film Bio
Websiteransompictures.com
Influenceshttp://www.troma.com/ you can see Health Freaks Trailer here as well
DirectorsJack Beranek
Professional AffiliationsRansom Pictures

    HEALTH FREAKS's Interests
GeneralWeightlifting, experimental drinks, mass murder, and carnage.
MusicFlipp, Rotten, The splints, 4 past midnight, M, Riddles, Cedigest
HeroesDerek Dirlam as JOE

Steven Bucko as ALEX

Matthew Feeney as SAMMY

Jessica S. Lange as BRENDA

Tim Meinke as TOM

Stuart Sawyer as BINGO

Dan Quaile as MORG

Clint Clark as KYLE

Catherine Isidore as LAURIE

Brett Stolz as JESSE

Mike Cook as LARRY

Stuart Murphy as PAUL

Christian DeMarais as CALVIN

Christina Frank as AMY

Al Fiene as CAPT. FOMISH

And LLOYD KAUFMAN as STEVE NYE THE NRA GUY

Groups: NYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     HEALTH FREAKS's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Hamperton
Body type:Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Income:Less than $30,000

   HEALTH FREAKS's Companies
CC Military Surplus
Maplewood, MN US
Beloved Sponser

Ransom Pictures
New Ulm, Minnesota US
Creative Genius

August Schell Brewery
New Ulm, MN US
Beloved Sponser

Press Gym
Little Canada, MN US
Beloved Sponser



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NEW TRAILER ONLINE NOW!!!  (view more)

A Friendly Update From Your Neighborhood Health Freak  (view more)

"HEALTH FREAKS" Trailer and Updates!!  (view more)

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   HEALTH FREAKS's Blurbs
About me:
For Joe and Alex, two comic book loving janitors working at Health and Fitness Plus, things are about to get a little messy. When Sammy Rocanter brings his new, muscle stimulating Freakazoid Energy Drink to the health club, it's obvious that the drink still has a few kinks in it. Bodies are mutating, weightlifting is becoming a little more violent, and the club members are beginning to turn into violent, psychopathic freaks, not to mention the abnormal snarling coming from the boiler room! Joe and Alex aren't heroes, but they're going to have to be more than janitors if they want to surive this insane bloodbath of mutants, toxic energy drinks, and Jehovah's Witnesses!

Starring Derek Dirlam, Steven Bucko, and Matthew Feeney in the lead roles, and featuring Troma's LLOYD KAUFMAN as Steve Nye The NRA Guy, HEALTH FREAKS is a deliciously gruesome assault on a society obsessed with consumerism and beautiful bodies. Written by Jack Beranek and Rob Ferraz, and directed by Beranek, it's a gory horror-comedy that you won't want to miss out on!


"HEALTH FREAKS" Trailer from Ransom Pictures on Vimeo.

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HEALTH FREAKS has 6546 friends.
 ITRadio 


 JaCk 


 Rob 


 Everybody's Favorite.... 


 CORKY 


 John Bondy 


 Derek 


 Bucko 


 Matthew Feeney 


 Jessica 


 Clint Clark 


 Catherine 


 Lauri 


 Mike Cook 


 Aleah K. SFX artist 


 Lloyd 


 StolenTalent 





HEALTH FREAKS's Friends Comments
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Blood Root Mother





Jul 14 2009 11:01 PM

Hello!

I just wanted to stop by to say hello and give you a little update on what Blood Root Mother is up to! We will be recording an EP of new music in August, and we recently finished recording a live DVD. The DVD is currently unreleased and I actually just saw it for the first time a few days ago. It features the last two performances with Tony Ellis still alive, and some footage from the tribute show we played on the night of his funeral.

There are some cool covers, as well as some NEW music that will be on our upcoming EP. We're very excited about the new music and we'd like to share a sneak peak with you. Here's a video of a new tune called Run Bobby Run:






Let us know what you think!

Peace,
Elliot
Nimrod





Jul 11 2009 7:46 AM

euphoniix





Jul 9 2009 2:35 PM

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Hey HEALTH FREAKS,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

oddSTAR





Jul 8 2009 3:46 PM

We're giving away a free copy of our song "Only In Your Mind" to all of our fans!
Click the button on the image below to get yours::
ENJOY!
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euphoniix





Jul 8 2009 2:45 PM

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Hey HEALTH FREAKS,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

THE MOON





Jul 7 2009 4:18 PM

YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE THE MOON IN THE SKY...BUT..HAVE YOU EVER HEARD IT?
The Splints





Jul 6 2009 4:21 PM

Can't friggin wait to see the movie!
oddSTAR





Jul 5 2009 6:10 PM

We're giving away a free copy of our song "Only In Your Mind" to all of our fans!
Click the button on the image below to get yours::
ENJOY!
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Stanch Records





Jul 4 2009 12:37 PM


Magical Movement is OUT !!!

For listen and buy exclusive release
at Beatport, for more details,
just click at cover / banner below:

Magical Movement Exclusive @ Beatport

You can find our releases worldwide...

All Rights Reserved Stanch Records

myspace.com/stanchrecords



Kami Jones





Jul 3 2009 7:21 PM

It's FINALLY hot outside over here! Enjoy the sun...wherever you are. (and go here www.itunes.com/kamijones) Peace, K.
Ashley Said Yes! Featured in HeALtH FReAkS movie!





Jun 30 2009 3:31 PM

Can't wait to see this movie..

FROG Lysol..
Nimrod





Jun 28 2009 4:48 AM

lol.
LA CUEVA





Jun 24 2009 1:13 AM

oddSTAR





Jun 21 2009 8:11 PM

Hi HEALTH FREAKS!

oddSTAR is competing for a spot at this years Bele Chere Festival!


WNC Magazine is looking for the "Last Band Standing" and we wanna BE THAT BAND!

Finalists will battle head-to-head @ The Orange Peel July 8th, and the winner gets to play @ Bele Chere!

Please help us win!!
Just visit the link below to place your vote for oddSTAR!!!
You can vote once a day until June 24th!

http://www.wncmagazine.com/lastbandstanding

THANK YOU so much for your help!!!
Versailles®





Jun 17 2009 7:05 AM

Just a reminder to check out Versailles this month on tour. We are traveling to Phoenix 19th (Paisley Violin), Albuquerque 20th at (Black Market Goods), Little Rock the 23rd at (Circa 76), Joplin the 24th at (Blackthorn Pizza and Pub), Austin the 26 at (Elysium), and New Orleans the 27th at (Hi Ho Lounge).
Proving Ground





Jun 16 2009 2:43 PM

are you...
the Defiant One?

LA CUEVA





Jun 15 2009 11:37 PM

GRIM TRIOXINE





Jun 9 2009 6:32 PM

2001





Jun 9 2009 4:44 PM

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Punk Illegal





Jun 6 2009 9:50 PM

PUNK ILLEGAL PRESENTS
Click the flyer for info & tickets

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Do you wanna volunteer to the Festival 12-13th of june? Click the banner.

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Recording studio





Jun 5 2009 7:50 PM

Sic Synth[NEW SONG UP]





Jun 4 2009 3:02 AM


STICKING YOUR ASS IN A BOX FULL OF FEAR
STACKERS





Jun 3 2009 6:19 AM

Hi, we're Stackers from Tokyo, Japan, originated in New York City, USA in 2003. Check out this video of one of our shows in Japan.  We have been compared to such bands as Rancid and Hi-Standard
and we have a full length album available worldwide at Interpunk.com!



Well take care and hope you enjoy!
-STACKERS
The Face





Jun 2 2009 2:05 AM

James Brown tribute vol.7 Georgia on My Mind
Susan Hickman





May 30 2009 12:00 AM

Wrapped Up In Me is on radio stations across the Nation this month. Request it NOW at your local radio station!
Hope you have a great weekend!!!
Love, ~Susan
www.susanhickman.com


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