katey
everyone wishes you had a c-cup.

Female
26 years old
manhattan, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 3/19/2009
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    katey's Interests
Generalreading terry pratchett novels on the train, books my friend's parents have written, lots of movies, television, comedy, comedians, improv, seeing improv comedian celebrities at starbucks, walking around manhattan, eddie izzard, the interweb, alt comedy shows, gilmore girls(!!), thinking of ways to take over the world, or at least some minor country in east asia no one would miss. i'm thinking... turkmenistan. or georgia. those jerks. also, being a truly massive nerd, if that wasn't apparent from that list.
Musicdave matthews band, as well as dave's friends, david gray, the dismemberment plan like crazy, mike doughty, matt nathanson, the clash, ellis paul, the stevenson, queen, the beatles, pearl jam, bela fleck and the flecktones, ben folds/five, nick drake, the shins, john mayer, !!!, ben kweller, the wallflowers, robert randolph and the family band, the national, pete yorn, the killers, caroline's spine, the postal service, death cab for cutie, bob seger, buddy holly, josh ritter... basically, i love male singer-songwriters. i just do. suck it. oh, also late nineties alternative and classic rock. and i also love mark mcadam, but i don't include him in the first part because he is an indie god, and not a singer-songwriter.
Moviesgreat, middling and low-brow comedies of the ages. sweet action flicks of varying quality. the occasional romantic comedy sneaks in there as well, but i'll deny it. pretty much everything trey parker and matt stone have ever done--double that for mel brooks. anything and everything with johnny depp. all awesome movies, BASICALLY.
Televisiongilmore girls, pre-sorkin departure west wing, law and order (CI, SVU, Classic), the OFFICE (BBC & NBC), ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, 30 rock is fantastic, good eats, LOST, scrubs, star trek TNG, DS9, enterprise, kids in the hall, salute your shorts, hey dude, captain planet was total propaganda but it was so good, old school SNL, stella, reno 911, chappelle's show, grey's anatomy... yeah, lots at the moment. UPDATE FOR THE POST-SEASON COMING SOON.
Bookseverything douglas adams wrote :(, harry potter (books ONLY), on a serious terry pratchett kick right now. it is unfortunate for my wallet; neil gaiman, robin mckinley, edward t. hall, anthony giddens, gregory maguire, phillip pullman, the artemis fowl series by eoin colfer is really good, check it out. hyperion by dan simmons, middlesex by jeffery euginides really IS that good, the shadow of the wind, susan cooper... i am sure there are a ton more, can't think right now. i am an anglophile. you love it.
Heroesdirk (svlad) gently, ne cjeli. oh yeah, and JOHN MCCLANE. he's a hero. bone-if-eyed.

     katey's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:your mom, usually.
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Phone-jockey

   katey's Schools
Hamilton College
Clinton,New York
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Sociology
Minor: Anthropology
Clubs: yodapez, cab, ra's, the anti-capitalsism society
 

2001 to 2005

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   katey's Blurbs
About me:
i am a comedian by night. and sometimes in the early evening. mostly, i am boring. during the late mornings and for a number of hours after that, i am a receptionist. this merely serves to excacerbates my latent rage and socialist tendencies. i am all kinds of isolated from the products of my labor. however, soon i will be isolated from a slightly different product of my labor since i got a new job. yay! lipstick slingshots are the best kinds of slingshots. and lipsticks.
Who I'd like to meet:
slimy things with legs. did crawl. out of a slimy sea? you tell 'em, coleridge.

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Laura Cheadle





Oct 9 2008 11:42 AM

Hey Katey,

You have a secret admirer. Her name is Laura C… no, no, let’s call her L. Cheadle. She’s requesting your presence at her show next Friday, and if you would like to be reminded again, please let her know:

Friday, October 17th -- The Bitter End
Show starts at 8:30 PM
18+; $7

147 Bleecker Street (between Thompson and LaGuardia)
New York City, NY 10012
http://www. bitterend. com/

Your funky admirer,
LC :)
Laura Cheadle





Jul 8 2008 1:38 AM

Hiya Katey,

Hope your summer has started off funktastically!! Wanted to let you know about my upcoming show taking place next weekend:

Saturday, July 19th @ The Bitter End
Show starts at 8:30 PM sharp; I'd try to get there 8-8:15 for a seat
18+; $7

147 Bleecker Street (between Thompson and LaGuardia)
New York City, NY 10012
http://www. bitterend. com/

If you’re interested and want another reminder the day before the show, let me know.

Funkily Yours,
Laura :)
Laura Cheadle





Apr 7 2008 9:30 PM

Hola Katey,

Life without FUNK is no FUN…K? So let’s have some funky fun at The Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC this upcoming Friday, April 11th!!

Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee is just $5. If you’re interested and want another reminder a day before the show, let me know.

Yours in Funk,
Laura :)
Jess





Jan 31 2008 7:52 PM

Drinks before cage?
Call me
Laura Cheadle





Dec 31 2007 12:41 AM

Hi Katey,

Help me put the “FUN” in “FUNKY” *next* Friday, January 11th at the Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC! Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee just $5. If you’re up for putting it down and want another reminder the day before the show, let me know.

Stay funky, and best wishes for ’08!

Laura :)
Joe Powers





Dec 14 2007 8:32 PM

Yo! The Pratchett book is Night Watch. I started it this morning. I'm ten pages in and I already feel a little nerdier. Thank you for that.
Geoffrey





Nov 23 2007 5:23 AM

Katey,

Enjoy yourself yesterday as much as these two?

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the Dan you know





Nov 14 2007 8:11 PM

haven't seen you in a while, hope all is well and hilarious!
Jess





Oct 20 2007 10:21 PM

WhooHoo!
Twelve hours of work officially over!
maura





Oct 18 2007 4:12 PM

my office stinks today. Can you stop by so I can smell your hair.
Laura Cheadle





Oct 6 2007 11:29 PM

Greetings Katey,

Laura Cheadle’s Funk-Ship will be landing in New York City at the Baggot Inn this Friday, October 12th at 9:45 p.m. Your presence is kindly requested.

If you’re interested in making it out, and want another reminder a day before the show, just let me know!

L-Cizzle :)
Lisa





Oct 2 2007 3:51 AM

Aww... Thanks Katey! :)
Boz





Sep 23 2007 7:14 AM

Happy belated 18th birthday!
Kirk





Sep 22 2007 4:00 PM

Birch's arms are ENORMOUS.
Crystal





Sep 20 2007 3:08 PM

NIKKI!
Kirk





Sep 5 2007 3:10 PM

Swordfish, right? I heard swordfish.
The Mayor of Awesometown





Sep 3 2007 12:49 AM

Sweet! I have a job interview Wednesday. Wish me luck! Happy Labor Day. Ha ha, why?
Jess





Aug 30 2007 6:22 PM

I think I should have sent that as a message insted of posting as a comment.
Jess





Aug 30 2007 6:22 PM

How's vacation?
Ummmmm wanna meet up before cage tonight? I work till 8:30 call me!
Cj





Aug 28 2007 3:15 AM

OO Let's do that! Why we can even say hello and high five... whoa wait a sec that may be too intense of a first meeting.
Chubby Chase





Aug 27 2007 2:47 PM

This Thursday. 11pm. UCB Theatre. Comedy of enormous proportions. Cagematch 2007 will never be the same.....

"WHO ATE MY FUCKING TWINKIE?"

Cj





Aug 23 2007 10:35 PM

Hi! I sort of know you but not really but still hi!
kristina





Aug 23 2007 12:35 AM

i just thought that you should know that i adore your ass.
Kirk





Aug 22 2007 4:17 PM

PS: If we ever get to know each other, I can show you some truly horrible/wonderful awkward hugs.
Kirk





Aug 21 2007 9:06 PM

What was awesome was having such a supportive audience from people like you.
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